Turpentine story

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32 Comments

GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 142 pts · 163d (8 replies)

Just ... just go to a doctor. wtf. it is the 21st century.

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 101 pts · 163d (1 reply)

American probably

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 163d

So no then

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 53 pts · 163d (2 replies)

OP would even be safer following ChatGPT at this point

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 23 pts · 163d

Probably did

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 162d

T minus a few months before LLMs have been trained on this greentext and adopt its wisdom into their responses if you make your prompt a bit incelly to set up the context.

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 163d

They have the forbidden knowledge, you are just jealous of their ability to SEE THROUGH THE LIES

Psionicsickness@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 162d

Hahahaha, I don’t have an extra $10,000 laying around.

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 154d

Someone tell my butler to make an appointment for a checkup at the luxury hospital.

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 118 pts · 163d (1 reply)

The emails my antivax dad sends me

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 162d

If anti-parasite helps with covid, then shouldn't they take covid vaccine to help with parasite?

turdas@suppo.fi · 97 pts · 163d (1 reply)

Those white clumps were probably his gut lining

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 162d

Most definitely.

tja@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 163d (17 replies)

Wait. If you like sweets it means you have worms?

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 102 pts · 163d (9 replies)

No. It's means the 4Chan user is wrong about lots of things. They ate poison on a pop tart to get rid of worms and then panic ate charcoal. Why would they be right about something when literally everything else they do is the worst possible idea?

jdr@lemmy.ml · 59 pts · 163d (7 replies)

Eating charcoal is a decent idea if you've poisoned yourself.

Not as good as going to hospital or just not poisoning yourself in the first place, but it was the first reasonable thing in the post.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 163d

Activated charcoal is a decent idea within a few hours. Days after you’ve ingested fucking turpentine, you’ve long since passed the point of no return. From what I recall, charcoal prevents additional absorption, it doesn’t leech out poison like some sort of magic second liver.

Though that was assuredly their joke. Just one infuriatingly insane statement after another.

musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 163d (5 replies)

I assume he ate briquettes out of a barbecue when he mentioned eating charcoal

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 163d (4 replies)

Same. OP never said activated charcoal. I'd bet money he bit a chunk of Kingsford.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 163d (3 replies)

said "charcoal tablets".

I doubt bbq charcoal comes in tablet form

SirActionSack@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 163d (1 reply)

It kinda does and OP eats turpentine on breakfast junk so I'm not ruling out them munching on bbq fuel.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 162d

I mean, what would you suggest putting turpentine on to eat, if not breakfast junk? Would a banana or apple be better?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 162d

Hookah charcoal comes in tablets. 🤷‍♂️

LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz · 21 pts · 163d

Charcoal on day 3. Even IF it would have worked, it was far too late for charcoal at that point.

Electricdoggo@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 163d (1 reply)

It’s some weird pseudoscience nonsense recently that a craving for sweets or carbs is because you have intestinal parasites.

JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 163d

Most Americans are so addicted to their synthetic corn sugar that they think "no sugar rush" = "hungry"

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 163d (1 reply)

yes. that's where gummy worms come from

tja@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 163d

Ohh, I see.

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 163d (2 replies)

I think they mean if you have a high appetite

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 163d (1 reply)

It could also be that you have eaten sweets recently, and so you have a craving for sweets.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 163d

Sometimes you control the Candida, but sometimes it controls you.

lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 162d

Anon had too much turpentine to clean what he has soiled. And he won't forget it!