T minus a few months before LLMs have been trained on this greentext and adopt its wisdom into their responses if you make your prompt a bit incelly to set up the context.
No. It's means the 4Chan user is wrong about lots of things. They ate poison on a pop tart to get rid of worms and then panic ate charcoal. Why would they be right about something when literally everything else they do is the worst possible idea?
Activated charcoal is a decent idea within a few hours. Days after you’ve ingested fucking turpentine, you’ve long since passed the point of no return. From what I recall, charcoal prevents additional absorption, it doesn’t leech out poison like some sort of magic second liver.
Though that was assuredly their joke. Just one infuriatingly insane statement after another.
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GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 142 pts · 163d
Just ... just go to a doctor. wtf. it is the 21st century.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 101 pts · 163d
American probably
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 163d
So no then
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 53 pts · 163d
OP would even be safer following ChatGPT at this point
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 23 pts · 163d
Probably did
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 162d
T minus a few months before LLMs have been trained on this greentext and adopt its wisdom into their responses if you make your prompt a bit incelly to set up the context.
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 163d
They have the forbidden knowledge, you are just jealous of their ability to SEE THROUGH THE LIES
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 162d
Hahahaha, I don’t have an extra $10,000 laying around.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 154d
Someone tell my butler to make an appointment for a checkup at the luxury hospital.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 118 pts · 163d
The emails my antivax dad sends me
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 162d
If anti-parasite helps with covid, then shouldn't they take covid vaccine to help with parasite?
turdas@suppo.fi · 97 pts · 163d
Those white clumps were probably his gut lining
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 162d
Most definitely.
tja@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 163d
Wait. If you like sweets it means you have worms?
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 102 pts · 163d
No. It's means the 4Chan user is wrong about lots of things. They ate poison on a pop tart to get rid of worms and then panic ate charcoal. Why would they be right about something when literally everything else they do is the worst possible idea?
jdr@lemmy.ml · 59 pts · 163d
Eating charcoal is a decent idea if you've poisoned yourself.
Not as good as going to hospital or just not poisoning yourself in the first place, but it was the first reasonable thing in the post.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 163d
Activated charcoal is a decent idea within a few hours. Days after you’ve ingested fucking turpentine, you’ve long since passed the point of no return. From what I recall, charcoal prevents additional absorption, it doesn’t leech out poison like some sort of magic second liver.
Though that was assuredly their joke. Just one infuriatingly insane statement after another.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 163d
I assume he ate briquettes out of a barbecue when he mentioned eating charcoal
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 163d
Same. OP never said activated charcoal. I'd bet money he bit a chunk of Kingsford.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 163d
said "charcoal tablets".
I doubt bbq charcoal comes in tablet form
SirActionSack@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 163d
It kinda does and OP eats turpentine on breakfast junk so I'm not ruling out them munching on bbq fuel.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 162d
I mean, what would you suggest putting turpentine on to eat, if not breakfast junk? Would a banana or apple be better?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 162d
Hookah charcoal comes in tablets. 🤷♂️
LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz · 21 pts · 163d
Charcoal on day 3. Even IF it would have worked, it was far too late for charcoal at that point.
Electricdoggo@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 163d
It’s some weird pseudoscience nonsense recently that a craving for sweets or carbs is because you have intestinal parasites.
JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 163d
Most Americans are so addicted to their synthetic corn sugar that they think "no sugar rush" = "hungry"
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 163d
yes. that's where gummy worms come from
tja@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 163d
Ohh, I see.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 163d
I think they mean if you have a high appetite
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 163d
It could also be that you have eaten sweets recently, and so you have a craving for sweets.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 163d
Sometimes you control the Candida, but sometimes it controls you.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 162d
Anon had too much turpentine to clean what he has soiled. And he won't forget it!