c/lemmyshitpost · by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 154dOr a glazed doughnut idk 278 points · 31 comments · view on lemmy.world
31 Comments
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 98 pts · 154d
Damn, we've got a whole new generation of horny posters
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 154d
It's the same person surely
Denjin@feddit.uk · 23 pts · 154d
Given the name, pretty sure it's SatansMaggotyCumfart
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 154d
Fair point. It follows suit...
The other contender uses a name followed by a number
Denjin@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 154d
I think they're all the same person
kurwa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 154d
We're all the same person on this day
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 154d
I think youre only seeing the creamy white covering
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 154d
Yes, but don't call me Shirley.
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 154d
And thats a good thing!
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 154d
The more things change, the more things stay the same
bellly@sopuli.xyz · 27 pts · 154d
Smh everyone knows that the filling is the best part :3
homes@piefed.world · 18 pts · 154d
Yeah, cum is way better on the inside ツ
Edit: feeling my buddy blast his load inside of me is my reward for being good 😛
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 154d
Makes me feel loved and useful.
homes@piefed.world · 5 pts · 154d
And less messy
After my balls are empty, the first thing I’m thinking is, “ugh, the cleanup…”
bellly@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 154d
Someone who gets it!!! ( ⌒o⌒)人(⌒-⌒ )v
homes@piefed.world · 2 pts · 154d
That’s what I’m talking about!
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 154d
Where’s the bush meme for “another horny poster has hit c/shitposting”
Is this number 3 or 4?
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 154d
Holy shit, a sleeper account! Someone is horny posting from an ancient sleeper account
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 153d
Not loving all the untagged NSFW if I'm honest.
Posts are good but please.
boboliosisjones@feddit.nu · 9 pts · 153d
A cinnamon roll should have no cum nor frosting on it.
Sincerely, Certified Swede and cinnamon roll authority
sulgoth@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 153d
I’m not sure you know how dry and bad cinnamon rolls can b e in North America and how badly they need that frosting. The cum is optional.
boboliosisjones@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 153d
But frosting them is just making up for one mistake with another mistake
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d
you swedes want your cinnamon rolls dry so you can add fresh cum on it before use?
boboliosisjones@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 151d
A cinnamon roll isn't dry
HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 154d
Eclair pie
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 154d
A little happy twinkie.
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 154d
That would be filled with cum and would therefore require a new meme
Also it may be time for a new hornyshitpost community
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 153d
Do ... do cinnamon rolls need to be covered in cum now? When did that come in? Is this a JFK Jr thing?
yellowbadbeast@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 153d
i think it's just that frosting kinda looks like cum
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 154d
Man I used to really love going to cinnabon and orange Julius
Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 153d
What a terrible day to have the ability to read