Melania found her next husband.

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39 Comments

comador@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 133d (1 reply)

Cold, soulless and without feelings; suits her personality.

Pricklesthemagicfish@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 133d

Under rated comment my friend lol

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 133d (8 replies)

She is such a disgusting person.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 133d (1 reply)

I think she's just another robot, wrapped in the skins of the children the orange shitstain diddled.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 133d

That makes sense. I've always thought she's some kind of demonoid alien but who knows.

FatVegan@leminal.space · 16 pts · 132d (4 replies)

It does bring me joy that she had to fuck the most disgusting person on the planet, and has to pretend to like him.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 132d (3 replies)

has to pretend to like him.

does she do that?

village604@adultswim.fan · 6 pts · 132d (2 replies)

She barely even manages to not openly show disguise

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 132d

She's gagging on diaper stench most of the time. She's miserable and she deserves it.

tomi000@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 124d

*disgust

Demise is when you are wearing a costume

cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 132d

Anyone else here watch "disgusting person make film" yet? I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to make it even and 1/8th if the way through this too rated "film".

red_sock@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 133d (1 reply)

She seems a lot happier next to him.

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 132d
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M1k3y@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 132d

Meet our new president, hes also controlled by Big Tech, but doesn't need to play golf every week.

byte_0verflow@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 133d

Probably pleases her better than her current one

TransNeko@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 133d

A girl's best friend. now with extra thrusting power and the ability to choke and/or pull hair.

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 9 pts · 133d (1 reply)

Perhaps best of all, shitting itself is an optional feature

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 133d

Can also be programed not to rape children, unlike her husband.

redbrick@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 133d

This is when a gold digger is done with gold digging, and just settles for a bot.

Fishnoodle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 133d (1 reply)

I thought it was just showing what she looked like under her Terminator skin

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 132d

a russian built robot.

Zier@fedia.io · 7 pts · 132d

So... which one is melania?

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 132d (1 reply)

"dis one have no penisch"

AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 132d

And yet still more of a man than her current husband

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 133d (2 replies)

"Greetings! My name is Fisto. How can I serve you today?"

cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 132d (1 reply)

With a fist.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 132d

"What is my purpose?"

ApeNo1@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 133d

It is meant to show Melania before and after her daily morning routine of having her living tissue stretched over her metal endoskeleton.

PacMan@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 133d

Happiest I have seen her since 2012!

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 5 pts · 133d

Cyberpunk future intensifies

over_clox@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 133d

I bet it can walk up and down slopes and stairs too.

Probably the robot as well.

snooggums@piefed.world · 5 pts · 133d

Side piece.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 132d (1 reply)

basically exactly like opening scene of battlestar galatiga, first comes the 2 cylon centurions, then trici helfer walks in like MELANIA did to meet the "human"

GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 131d

I've gotta rewatch that show. I've been on a B5 rewarch binge with my friends lately. I'll see if we can add this to the list next.

DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 132d

Better looking. Undoubtedly more intelligent.

mech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 132d

Mk.1 and Mk.2

tomi000@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 124d

Can it also f*ck kids?

Arancello@aussie.zone · -2 pts · 133d (3 replies)
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cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 132d

You mean the tiny penis award? If you're old enough to use it, you're old enough to uncensor it. Also why censor this word in the first place. It's like censoring "arm", or "leg".

mech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 132d

What's a tiny phunter2s?

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 1 pts · 132d

Are you a five year old child?