A friend got me a liter of everclear once and I mixed it with orange juice. 3 parts OJ and 1 part everclear. You could still set it on fire. Your liver would not recommend.
I went to a party where they made jungle juice, and my girlfriend asked me to take it slow. I exclaimed “tastes like juice to me!” Bet you can guess how that went
Did the same at a house party after eating 2 Cup Noodles, as a college kid does... The shag area carpet did not appreciate that, nor did the hosts. First and last time I got black out drunk.
Ohh and this jungle juice was Everclear with Surge.
As dumbass college students, I'm betting they were thinking that everyone there could handle it, or not thinking at all. Never drank much before that, so being green with alcohol didn't help either.
a friend convinced me to drink one of these. jesus h fucking crucified dude, that was the worst, like drinking a colt 45 with a antifreeze mixer. while I've been drunker, I don't think I've ever felt as ugh just fucking gross after drinking that swill
My everclear story is short, sweet, and typical, lol.
Friends and I were out of town a few states away for a big concert with limited locations. We randomly hung out with the guys in the hotel room next door who were drinking Everclear, among other things.
One friend had a capful and reacted harshly. Then while the other friend had their capful, I went for the bottle itself to save some time. I also made a show of not taking a sip but tipping back the bottle and taking a big full gulp. I'd also like to point out that I've never been a drinker, so I have no built up tolerance for any part of the experience including the burn.
It was decades ago and I vividly remember the experience as "my lungs instantly boiled off all moisture and my insides rapidly shrunk into a desiccated strand of human jerky and then exploded like that nazi in The Last Crusade."
If it wasn't a low grade meat it probably would be fine. I mean it would just be beef tartare at that point without the seasonings. Which you wouldn't taste anyways, because the alcohol would keep you taste buds in a state of the fuck was that
Excess consumption of red meat is a cancer risk. And excess in this case is over about 100g per day. So even if it would be just beef from a country that doesn't allow hormones and antibiotics to be used in meat production it would still be a risk.
I have a friend who CRAVES raw beef like a lot. I beg him to chop up his own, tried showing him how to make a safer tartare and I still catch him wheezing the mince.
Please don’t use pre ground meat for tartare. Besides being off cuts, pre ground is exposed to way more pathogens than a slab of beef you ground/chop yourself.
80/20 ground beef patty is not a delicacy and certainly not tartare.
Nah, booze kills the worm. If RFK had been drinking pure ethanol like a civillized person, instead of snorting coke off of toilet seats, his brain would have remained uneaten.
When I was 6 years old I met RFK Jr and he told me the RFK stands for Real Fuckin' Kool and I knew from that moment that anyone who spells cool with a K is a total wanker.
75 Comments
UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 149d
A friend got me a liter of everclear once and I mixed it with orange juice. 3 parts OJ and 1 part everclear. You could still set it on fire. Your liver would not recommend.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 45 pts · 149d
I went to a party where they made jungle juice, and my girlfriend asked me to take it slow. I exclaimed “tastes like juice to me!” Bet you can guess how that went
linkinkampf19@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 149d
Did the same at a house party after eating 2 Cup Noodles, as a college kid does... The shag area carpet did not appreciate that, nor did the hosts. First and last time I got black out drunk.
Ohh and this jungle juice was Everclear with Surge.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 19 pts · 149d
I can’t remember the last time I blacked out.
Steve@startrek.website · 6 pts · 148d
kek
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 148d
ಠ_ಠ what the fuck did they expect?
linkinkampf19@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 148d
As dumbass college students, I'm betting they were thinking that everyone there could handle it, or not thinking at all. Never drank much before that, so being green with alcohol didn't help either.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 148d
everclear and surge will make lots of things green lol
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 148d
Bet you had to guess how it went too
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 1 pts · 148d
Oh it wasn’t quite that bad, just nausea and a killer hangover Edit: well not just nausea, profuse vomiting, which is probs why it wasn’t worse!
Godric@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 149d
Once in college my buddy and I each took a double shot of everclear to start the night. It burned going down, and I think we were good after that
UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 149d
That’s like pounding a four loco to pregame. Haha
Godric@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 149d
We've been there before too, the effect was similar. One drinking game I had to absent myself was Edward Loco Hands XD
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d
a friend convinced me to drink one of these. jesus h fucking crucified dude, that was the worst, like drinking a colt 45 with a antifreeze mixer. while I've been drunker, I don't think I've ever felt as ugh just fucking gross after drinking that swill
Godric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 147d
To this day I cannot stand apple flavored drinks after an evening burping up apple flavor Four Loco. God it's dogshit
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 147d
yeah their flavor profile seems to be "take something way too fucking far and then put a bunch of malt liquor in it"
Zink@programming.dev · 7 pts · 148d
My everclear story is short, sweet, and typical, lol.
Friends and I were out of town a few states away for a big concert with limited locations. We randomly hung out with the guys in the hotel room next door who were drinking Everclear, among other things.
One friend had a capful and reacted harshly. Then while the other friend had their capful, I went for the bottle itself to save some time. I also made a show of not taking a sip but tipping back the bottle and taking a big full gulp. I'd also like to point out that I've never been a drinker, so I have no built up tolerance for any part of the experience including the burn.
It was decades ago and I vividly remember the experience as "my lungs instantly boiled off all moisture and my insides rapidly shrunk into a desiccated strand of human jerky and then exploded like that nazi in The Last Crusade."
Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 149d
We used to mix it with sugar free koolaide
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 148d
You’d need to cut it a little heavier than 1:1 with the OJ for it to not be flammable.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 148d
How does it compare to eg. a Smirnoff? I've never had one before
Toes@ani.social · 61 pts · 149d
well, everclear is a reasonable antiseptic. So maybe they cancel each other out?
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 149d
Then that leaves only the cancer caused by both.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 149d
If it wasn't a low grade meat it probably would be fine. I mean it would just be beef tartare at that point without the seasonings. Which you wouldn't taste anyways, because the alcohol would keep you taste buds in a state of the fuck was that
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 148d
Excess consumption of red meat is a cancer risk. And excess in this case is over about 100g per day. So even if it would be just beef from a country that doesn't allow hormones and antibiotics to be used in meat production it would still be a risk.
sear@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 148d
I had 250g per week in mind, which is even lower
vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 149d
You don't care about cancer if your retirement plan is to die in war with China
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 148d
FIDO
(Financial Independence Die Early)
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 149d
Put the cancerous mass in the meat grinder and save 20¢ on dinner.
Godric@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 149d
Alcohol kills germs, it checks out!
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 148d
Soak the tartare?
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip · 51 pts · 149d
I have a friend who CRAVES raw beef like a lot. I beg him to chop up his own, tried showing him how to make a safer tartare and I still catch him wheezing the mince.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 35 pts · 149d
“Wheezing the Mince”.
Thank you for that.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 148d
"No wheezing the mince!"
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 148d
buuuuuddy…
blindbunny@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 148d
This is from Biodome not Encino Man
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 148d
That guy is certainly more baboon than man.
What kind of man needs to taste the poor animal in it's raw form? Get the taste of it's once-life in their mouth?
That's why we cook, like civilized people.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 148d
Maybe he's iron deficient or something?
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 148d
I also crave raw red meat but I've never had blood work show I was iron-deficient ... still, a good theory!
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 148d
Guess you won't have that friend for very long.
Gladaed@feddit.org · 3 pts · 148d
Come to Germany, we have food safe raw pork. It's amazing, but it is in fact meat.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d
God, I miss wheezing the mince. I should call her...
OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip · 42 pts · 149d
I guess the ever clear kills the tapeworms and ecoli?
Godric@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 148d
Bingo! A scientist's meal!
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 148d
Yeah, if you like raw meat.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 29 pts · 148d
That's some toxic masculinity
Godric@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 148d
The Everclear kills germs, so it balances out into plain ole masculinity!
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 148d
Damn the logic checks out
Etterra@discuss.online · 7 pts · 148d
I think that's just toxic food.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 148d
I fully support people removing themselves from the gene pool by doing this.
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 149d
It's called beef tartare and it's a delicacy.
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 149d
Please don’t use pre ground meat for tartare. Besides being off cuts, pre ground is exposed to way more pathogens than a slab of beef you ground/chop yourself.
80/20 ground beef patty is not a delicacy and certainly not tartare.
Tja@programming.dev · 11 pts · 149d
404 humor not found
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 148d
Tja.
Tja@programming.dev · 2 pts · 148d
Machste nix
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 148d
You never know who could take it seriously nowadays.
Photonic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 149d
Not the parts of the cow you usually find in ground beef
Arcadeep@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 144d
Yeah, the ground is dirty. I prefer table beef
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 149d
This is a good way to install the new Wormphone™
Godric@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 149d
Nah, booze kills the worm. If RFK had been drinking pure ethanol like a civillized person, instead of snorting coke off of toilet seats, his brain would have remained uneaten.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 149d
When I was 6 years old I met RFK Jr and he told me the RFK stands for Real Fuckin' Kool and I knew from that moment that anyone who spells cool with a K is a total wanker.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 148d
Who does the Wormphone™ call?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 148d
Do not go into that boy's restroom.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 4 pts · 149d
I have a strong stomach yet this made it tremble
raven@lemmy.org · 3 pts · 147d
Peak male diet.
pbsds@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 147d
On the bathroom floor? Mood
BigDiction@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d
I’ve never lived where 190 proof is legal for sale. CA only had 120 when I was making Limoncello which was kind of annoying.
Frostbeard@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 148d
95% abv in non- freedom units
Godric@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 148d
190 proof tastes like a kick in the jaw feels. Also, hand sanitizer.
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 148d
You could always just learn to distill it yourself. It's super safe and super-
Wait, be right back, I think my garage just exploded.
Ravel@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 148d
I tried but now I'm blind after my first sip. Is that temporary?
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 148d
Religious people make the stupidest rules.
BigDiction@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 148d
Is it a religious thing? Always assumed it was a product safety rule to try and prevent unintentional alcohol poisoning.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 148d
I figured it was to prevent intentional alcohol poisoning
jankforlife@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 149d
-_-