Now that is a Marvel movie I'd watch

Explanation:

The USA lost the Vietnam War

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PugJesus@piefed.social · 93 pts · 136d (7 replies)

Captain America every time the USA starts a new fucking war under barking-mad bigots:

PugJesus@piefed.social · 77 pts · 136d (6 replies)

Bonus:

JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 27 pts · 136d (4 replies)

Fucking based

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 136d (3 replies)

And it's SO, SO much worse now. Which Marvel superheroes would stand against the current US government if they existed in the real world, I wonder? I'd like to think most of them would.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 136d

Howard the Duck would for sure.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 135d

Tony Stark would be worried about the Epstein files.

JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 4 pts · 136d

Man same

merc@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 135d

Do you know which issue this is from? I'd like to read the full thing.

U7826391786239@piefed.zip · 59 pts · 136d (9 replies)
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thorhop@sopuli.xyz · 38 pts · 136d (5 replies)

Captain strict diet?

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 136d (3 replies)

Captain metric system?

saltesc@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 136d (2 replies)

Captain World Map?

U7826391786239@piefed.zip · 15 pts · 136d (1 reply)
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SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 136d

Best one so far 😆

crimson_iris@piefed.social · 3 pts · 136d

Whoa, let's not lose all sense of proportion here.

Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org · 18 pts · 136d

Captain Covid has a nice ring to it

BillyClark@piefed.social · 13 pts · 136d (1 reply)

America is currently being absolutely destroyed by:

captain oligarch

captain propaganda (where most of the propaganda is so transparent that any decently educated 13 year old should be able to see through it)

PugJesus@piefed.social · 7 pts · 136d

decently educated

Ah, there's the problem. Republican states don't allow those types to spread.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 136d (6 replies)

Horror movie I want to watch, retired Americans go to a Vietnam vacation resort, One dies, accident? they keep enjoying their vacation, they slowly learn that they are not only all vets, but served in Nam, including the massacring of a village. they keep dying, no longer accidents. The resort does nothing to help. police ignore them. Twist at the end is that the whole resort was built where the village stood and all staff (and police) are descendants of survivors.

wieson@feddit.org · 16 pts · 136d (1 reply)

Is that really a twist?
I think a plot twist would be, if there was a metaphysical maelstrom of guilt and they kept offing themselves because of it.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 135d

stop complaining and start writing

gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 136d (1 reply)

Directed by M. Night Shamalan

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 135d

Written by Mel Gibson.

Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 136d

chefs kiss

slickgoat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 136d

I'm in!

iamericandre@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 136d (1 reply)

Captain drugs

ICastFist@programming.dev · 16 pts · 136d

Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 136d

Just another 58,000 soldiers in the meat grinder for another two decades and they would have won!

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 136d (8 replies)

Who is captain America? Because the guy in the picture is captain Porto Puerto Rico 🇵🇷

Also, other options to the question: Captain Iran, Captain Afghanistan, Captain China, Captain Putin, captain Kim Yong Un

pyre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 136d (1 reply)

the supervillain Mango Mussolini isn't bad at it either

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 136d

Haven't heard that one before. Do you mean Diaper Donny? I know he's amazing at destroying America, but I wouldn't call him a captain tbh. I prefer to call him by his official title, "pedo sex offender and crook Diaper Donny".

Edit: oh you didn't call him a captain but super villain. I stand corrected.

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 135d (1 reply)

Not 🇱🇷?

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 135d

His suit looks more like the Puerto Rican flag than the Liberian flag tbh

Although he does wear the A from asshole on his head hinting he might be American

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 135d (3 replies)

Puerto?

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 135d (2 replies)

That's the one! Dyslecticon non-native English speaker here, sorry

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 135d (1 reply)

It brings back special memories.

A Puerto Rican girl in HS wrote Portorico as one word on her backpack in whiteout. I've made it a point to make sure I knew how to spell Puerto rico since them and not look like a fucking moron. Nothing against you, just a special memory of an idiot.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 135d

Hahaha that's a great story, thanks! Makes my mistake feel a bit less silly haha <3

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 136d (2 replies)

Captain Afghanistan.

dan69@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 136d (1 reply)

Captain Iran

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 135d

Captain Bay of Pigs.

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 136d

Captain Dementia, currently

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 136d

Isn't that a picture of Captain Puerto Rico?

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 135d (1 reply)

Going by kill count, i'mma say captain preventable heart disease.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 135d

Captain car accident.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 135d

Fun fact, in one of the what if comic runs Cap goes AWOL and nominally sides with the North Vietnamese. It's balanced out by the fact that in the absolutely worst universe Cap is a cannibal and taught nick fury, the one with the X-men concentration camp not Marvel zombie.

Montagge@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 136d

Captain Taliban too

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 136d (5 replies)

Captain Canada - Origins

Last time we fucked with Canada, they burned down the White House.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 136d

That’s basically Vindicator. You can’t blame the Canucks for sacking your capitol for a laugh though - it was an early barmy army visit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington

merc@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 135d (1 reply)

When the White House was burned down, there wasn't really a Canada yet. There were multiple different British colonies to the north of the US, but they didn't consider themselves to be a countries at that point in time.

Also, the burning of the Washington was a response to the American burning of York (now Toronto) a year earlier. That was seen as a war crime, because you didn't torch civilian infrastructure during a war, at least not on purpose. When the British took Washington, they could have burned the whole thing down, but even though they were taking revenge for the Americans burning and looting York, they held back and only burned government buildings.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 135d

Captain Canada - Origins

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 136d (1 reply)

That was actually England.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 135d

Captain Canada - Origins

BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 135d (1 reply)

Captain Great Depression

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 134d

Bro the America that Captain America represents is LITERALLY the Awakened Giant (and believes in segregation)

jeniferariza@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 135d

He’s hidden in the trees, Steve. You’ll never see him coming.

pomfegranate@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 136d

Captain Vietnam aka Anh Hung

slingstone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 135d

Technically, Captain Britain is 1-1 if you count the War of 1812 as a British victory.

merc@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 135d

For real though, the actual Captain America superhero is pretty vulnerable. He took Super Soldier Serum so he's stronger than regular people. But, he couldn't beat the Hulk, Doctor Doom, Magneto, Ultron, Thanos, etc. in a one-on-one fight.

gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 136d (2 replies)
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 135d (1 reply)

How the hell does none of that have more views

gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 135d

Obscure YouTube show made on a low budget

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 2 pts · 136d

Even when the war happened before I was born it doesn't feel like "history" to me. Maybe because of all the movies that revolve around it.

thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 136d

Never watched a cap movie but would watch that movie.

theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 136d

Unfortunately although not in Vietnam in the majority of his comics they did the cowardly thing and avoided the subject altogether.

DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 135d

What about Captain Capitalism?

AngryRedHerring@feddit.online · 1 pts · 136d (2 replies)

IT WAS A TIE!

PugJesus@piefed.social · 2 pts · 135d (1 reply)

AAASSSHOOOOOOOOOOLE!

AngryRedHerring@feddit.online · 2 pts · 135d

Oh no, it's kuh-kuh-kuh-Ken, kuh-kuh-kuh-coming to kuh-kuh-kuh-kill me