What’s the most embarrassing thing you’re willing to admit to online?

One time in middle school, poop slipped out of my bunghole, wrangled its way out of my boxers and out the leg of my shorts while I was walking to my mom’s car.

I played it cool, just kept walking in a straight line. Never heard anything about it, but who knows if it was witnessed.

E: y’all are pussies. Share the tea.

Yeah I've been using this username way too long to participate in this shit.

I'm like 99% sure LLMs can comb through my posts and identify exactly who I am at this point.

At some point, about a decade ago, I started using inciteful rather than insightful in messages. I only realized my mistake after I got a new phone that flags it as a spelling error.

Oh man, what a dunce! I don’t know when my spelling got so aweful! I’m really glad to finally get that one off my chest.

Nice try AI algorithms trying to get discriminating information to blackmail me later down the line. I'm not going to fall for it.

everything i do is embarrassing

I lost all my savings

Nice try, thesun.co.uk

are you kidding me i don't give a shit at all why would i have any filter on here

I didn't know there were the holes down there, I thought it was a cloaca.

That I was recently in a honey pot, and the guy from what I assume is Unit 8200 didn't take too kindly to me asking about the Hannibal Directive.

Not really embarrassing but my family is an albatross around my neck. Dates will reject me due to my family, and the few girlfriends who met them all hated them such that it contributed to our breakup. My sister is also very well-off and that has introduced all sorts of problems for me... even though she has never once contributed to me financially other paying for flights to visit her when I was a kid.

and now that my parents are dead, again, people get all weird about it. My dad died when I was 28 and my mom checked out of life when I was 37, and again a lot of my dates/new people straight up freak out when they find out my parents are gone, and like immediately stop talking to me when they find out this fact.

And of course, people also think you can't speak ill of your family... but I there is no love between me and them mutually. A lot of folks simple can't grasp that my parents did not support me financially beyond 18, because they are in their 30s and still getting gifts and handouts from theirs... and of course they freak out that we have no familial traditions or affections. Oh and they are conservative and intensely racist too! And they think I'm am effeminate and a closeted gay, even though I've had dozens of girlfriends...

Not the most embarrassing but I recently accidentally kicked a girl in the ass at gym. She was walking and she "cleaned" her leggings with the hand afterwards but I didn't know whether I should have ran after her to apologize or not, so I did not. So each time she'll see me at the gym she'll think I kicked her in the ass