How could you?

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31 Comments

waz@feddit.uk · 60 pts · 148d (7 replies)

Bad dragon!

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 148d (6 replies)

I am not sure how I should react to the fact that I get this...

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 148d (5 replies)

Most people are aware that a bad dragon is a massive dildo, so don't worry

Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 148d (3 replies)

I sincerely do not think most people are aware of this.

coolman@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 148d (2 replies)

This but for us and terminally online gooning knowledge

SparroHawc@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 147d

SparroHawc@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 147d
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Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 148d

TIL 🥴

ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 44 pts · 148d

Alternate headline: "Really? With a woman?"

Godort@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 148d (9 replies)

I dont blame her. If I had the opportunity to sleep with a dragon, I would take that immediately. Assuming it could pass a Harkness test, that is.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 148d (5 replies)

LordKitsuna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 146d (3 replies)

So the only way to pass is speak English? Surely other forms of communication can be viable if we are just seeking understanding and consent

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 146d (2 replies)

No, English is just being used as an example of being able to communicate. The first one either isn't sapient or is unable to communicate with the person, so either way there can be no consent.

LordKitsuna@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 146d (1 reply)

I was being a little facetious I'm more meant that there's other forms of communication than verbal lol.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 146d

You want to be really, really sure in this case, though!

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 148d

No fuck, just eat.

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 148d

Is the Harkness test required for beings that can shapeshift?

edit: wait as soon as I wrote that I remebered Ditto

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 8 pts · 148d

I knew about Jack, but didn't realize he had standards...

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 148d
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NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net · 19 pts · 148d

Some people might think this is a joke but it's knot

Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 148d (5 replies)

The weird breasts in old paintings like this always stand out to me. Then I remind myself, “This was probably painted by a celibate monk, living in a monestary with only other men around. He did the best he could.”

addie@feddit.uk · 20 pts · 148d (1 reply)

Enough of that crazy talk. One of the greatest of the many fantastic things about breasts is their bountiful variety. I appreciate the boobies in every shape, size and colour.

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 147d

All

Breasts

Are

Beautiful!

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 148d (1 reply)

Seems at least okayish to me?

Smaile@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 148d

Might have seen the sisters changing once, the old dog :D

not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 147d

i know breasts that look like that.

it would be weirder if they were porn breasts xD

EntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 148d

I wish I had the confidence to wear a crown in bed

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 148d

"The Conception of Alexander the Great" by Vasque de Lucène c. 1468–1475 from what I can immediately find, but I didn't see an especially trustworthy source, so take that with a huge grain of salt – and try to improve where I was a lazy fuck failed.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 148d (1 reply)

Haha, I didn't realize Dinosaur Erotica had such a long history

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 148d
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Etterra@discuss.online · 7 pts · 147d (1 reply)

Why does the bedroom door have one of those windows in it?

w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 146d

Really, he likes to watch.

Bazell@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 148d

Medieval deviance in a nutshell.

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 6 pts · 148d

“At least he uses his tongue ok? You could learn a thing or two from mr dragon here!”