Thirst Traps Over Think Tanks: Dems Want Hotter Candidates on the Ballot

https://www.thebulwark.com/p/thirst-traps-over-think-tanks-democrats-want-hotter-candidates-beauty-attractiveness

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45122184

“Oh my God, I want a hot president,” Jennifer Welch of the I’ve Had It podcast said in an interview last week. “Hot democrat alert,” posted Democratic influencer Keith Edwards in response to a video clip of Sam Forstag, a 31-year-old smokejumper running for one of Montana’s two House seats. If you search Jon Ossoff’s name on X or TikTok, you’ll be met with a number of thirsty posts calling the Georgia senator a “total hottie.”

“Jon Ossoff—there was just something about him,” said the content creator Qondi Ntini, who runs what can best be described as an Democratic thirst-trap X account, where she frequently refers to Ossoff as “Senator My Boo.” She’s raised thousands of dollars for Democratic candidates through the account and has been invited to the White House and the DNC as a part of their content-creator programs.

“The way I see thirst and the people that I choose to support, it’s more about their values and what they can do for their constituents. The hotness stems from that, and it makes them hotter. It’s also kind of a rebuke of toxic masculinity,” she added.

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42 Comments

Apeman42@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 139d (9 replies)

No. Give me a Danny DeVito type campaigning on nationalized healthcare and the end of ICE over a Chis Hemsworth clone spewing the same corporate democon bullshit.

Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 139d (4 replies)

But Danny DeVito is the biggest thirst trap of them all!

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 17 pts · 139d

Hell yeah, he is!

jwt@programming.dev · 9 pts · 139d (1 reply)

It's gonna be a very classy affaaaiirrr.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 139d

OOOOORRRRGY

Apeman42@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 139d

Maybe back on Taxi, but it's easy to look like an adonic sex god when you're standing next to Judd Hirsch.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 139d

TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 139d (1 reply)

Give me a Danny DeVito type campaigning on nationalized healthcare

That was Bernie Sanders. He ran for the Dem nom for president twice. He lost twice.

MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 139d

That was the joke though?

scarabic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 138d

That’s not far from what we had with Bernie.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 27 pts · 139d (2 replies)

Y'all don't think Sanders is the cutest guy?

MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 139d

He hasn't done enough cameos as Dany Devito's cousin or whatever. Probably still invisible/"yesteray's news" to these DNC shills even if that were to change.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 139d

😍

Auk@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 139d (3 replies)

People want progressive candidates not hot shills.

Goferking0@ttrpg.network · 12 pts · 139d (1 reply)

Unfortunately dnc only wants shills so will fight any alternatives harder than the gop

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 138d

I don't think the DNC really cares about winning. They just want those $$$ to keep flowing.

CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 138d

OP article was prolly written by Clavicle

devolution@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 139d (3 replies)

This stupidity is what led to Trump. I don't want a fuckable candidate. I want a capable candidate.

AMillionMonkeys@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 139d (1 reply)

Are you admitting you find Trump fuckable? That's... brave.

devolution@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 139d

Ewwwww... You are banned.

DoubleDongle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 139d

I'm actually seeing a real lesson from the Mamdani campaign here. Not the one I really want to see them learn, but they learned something, at least.

p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 139d (2 replies)

This whole article sounds like it's really stretching to stitch together a narrative.

I’ve Had It podcast? Keith Edwards is a Democratic influencer and not a former reality show contestant? Qondi Ntini, an Instagram account with less than a thousand followers?

limelight79@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 139d

Half these "trends" that get articles are really just two people doing something stupid.

How many people were actually eating Tide pods? I seriously doubt more than a handful.

AmidFuror@fedia.io · 1 pts · 139d

And yet, unsurprisingly, other commenters here are lapping it up and using it as yet another reason to hate the Democrats.

Real progressive thought leaders, this lot.

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 139d (6 replies)

Electing a random Lemmy user would even be an improvement

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 138d (4 replies)

Implying we’re aren’t fire 10/10s.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 138d (3 replies)

Are we not chiseled by the Greek gods themselves? Are my superior calves and soft flowing locks a joke to you??

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 138d (2 replies)

Those are the ones with the small pee pees right

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 138d (1 reply)

A subtle sign of civility and refinement. 😌

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 138d

Reeeally subtle

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 138d

President Beep?

kbal@fedia.io · 11 pts · 139d (1 reply)

Don’t laugh.

Oh I'm not laughing. They're really pulling out all the stops to try and lose, and it's appalling.

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 138d

What would be motivating them to win? Does anybody even get fired when they lose? Do they lose any voters when they lose?

negativenull@piefed.world · 10 pts · 139d (2 replies)

Also hinting about wanting non-geriatric candidates?

MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 139d (1 reply)

That's ageist, the greatest sin of all in the DNC. You CAN'T say that, but you can always call Bill Clinton hot. What? You would rather Obama run again? Sorry, he's too young, unqualified, soft on crime ...

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 138d

And wears tan suits! Unqualified.

verdi@tarte.nuage-libre.fr · 10 pts · 139d (4 replies)
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Gsus4@mander.xyz · 0 pts · 138d (3 replies)

some podcasts are better than others... e.g. philosophize this, planet money, darknet diaries...

I guess you mean the talk-radio type podcasts where 2/3 of the time is just banter...

verdi@tarte.nuage-libre.fr · 4 pts · 138d (2 replies)
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zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Whenever I see a leftist shilling for the Democrats, I always just want to say: "Do you have any idea how much they hate you? They hate you so much."

verdi@tarte.nuage-libre.fr · 1 pts · 138d
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KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 138d

We don't fucking need "hotter".

We need some fuckers who can start straightening out the rampant damage to the U.S. (ALL aspects) caused by the orange faced shitgoblin in the white house.

unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 139d

Is that how they think Trump got elected?

I'm terrible at judging men's attractiveness, but I remember someone who is much better at that looking very closely at his picture to recreate something and going, "holy shit that guy is ugly".

daannii@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 139d

The I've had it women are generally not shallow like that on their videos. They are legit. Surprised about this. It must have been a joke.

PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 138d