I go outside in my backyard to drink beer, whiskey, and chill out on my computer, but butterflies and insects are out. Butterflies fly near me and land on my computer, and it annoys me—I hate it. Is there a way I can kill these butterflies?
I go outside in my backyard to drink beer, whiskey, and chill out on my computer, but butterflies and insects are out. Butterflies fly near me and land on my computer, and it annoys me—I hate it. Is there a way I can kill these butterflies?
15 Comments
einkorn@feddit.org · 23 pts · 130d
You shouldn't kill something just because it annoys you.
Use some incense like this one to keep insects at bay.
etchinghillside@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 130d
I appreciate the regular content – but if this post history is not a character and is indeed representative of your internal thoughts – dear god.
remon@ani.social · 14 pts · 130d
Put a bunch of spiders on the computer.
early_riser@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 130d
So THAT'S why it's called the web!
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 130d
And then a few frogs to clean up the spiders
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 130d
Build a proper deck with a bug net so you can be outside but not bothered by bugs.
ace_garp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 130d
Or build a sunroom, sounds like they may not be ready for the outdoors.
dddontshoot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 130d
I'm imagining a mosquito net set up like a tent.
JoeTheSane@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 129d
Do all your computing in an airless room. Butterflies cannot survive low oxygen environments.
Buffalox@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 130d
IDK where you live, but here we could never be annoyed by butterflies, we actually plant bushes in our garden that attract them.
If you computer is black butterflies shouldn't be particularly attracted, if it's not get one that is.
LeapSecond@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 130d
Some ideas:
RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 130d
Buy a Gecko
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 129d
What if it's a rich butterfly though?
early_riser@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 130d
They have chosen you. You're clearly the protagonist.
OK I'm being snarky after just having complained about being snarky elsewhere. Perhaps citronella candles?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 129d
Perspective bias, in reality the butterfly in the protagonist, Pixel is the villain.