Zombies

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theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 152d (20 replies)

Slop

Decipher0771@lemmy.ca · 41 pts · 152d (18 replies)

Ain’t nobody lining and arranging that many heavy ass treadmills for a meme

theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 152d (7 replies)

There are several belts that do not belong to any treadmill at the corner of the house, and several of them have sections of belts that do not line up with themselves when obstructed by another object in the foreground

Also

Dunno what is happening here

ccunning@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 152d (2 replies)

Well you’ve convinced me this isn’t an actual photograph of someone’s zombie defense system.

theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 152d

You say this as if there aren't loads of people who believe the videos of animals dancing, shoplifting, and ringing doorbells are real.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 2 pts · 152d

Could have been a regular old Photoshop, if it wasn't for AI artifacts.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 3 pts · 152d

Ok

mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 152d

By god I think he might be on to something

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 0 pts · 151d (1 reply)

Or they were just a bunch of old treadmills with defects and your second point is just a bad camera.

I remember this image from >10 years ago.

theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 151d

No you don't, because it did not exist 10 years ago. It is not disputable whether it is AI generated. I'm going to assume that you're engaging in bad faith and a troll, and block you.

If you truly believed this is a real photograph (you don't), then you'd be so dumb that nothing of value would be lost from my feeds, anyway.

atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 152d (9 replies)

but copy pasting images of treadmills over a picture of a house in krita or gimp isnt hard

have people forgotten how low quality memes can be?

m532@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 152d (8 replies)

When you make your own meme you can do that

atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 152d (7 replies)

this comment feels out of place in this thread

  1. someone complains about the post being AI generated
  2. someone else says that making it normally would be way too hard to do
  3. I mention a method that would not take much effort
  4. you tell me to use that method, something i wouldnt have recommended if i hadnt been already using it
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 5 pts · 152d (6 replies)

This whole thread looks like everyone is in agreement but angily arguing with each other anyway

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 2 pts · 152d (2 replies)

Listen pal. I'm just angry at whatever you said let's argue

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 3 pts · 151d

Look buddy, I agree, I think whatever you said is so stupid I need to make a comment to point out how much I agree with it. So stick that in your tailpipe.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 152d (2 replies)

You must be new to the internet

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 3 pts · 151d

That's the spirit, we can all argue about pointless things.

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 151d

Pretty sure this image has existed for >10 years

Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 38 pts · 152d (5 replies)

Ew slop

hoch@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 152d (4 replies)

Your comment is honestly more annoying than the use of AI here

Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 152d

Okie dokie clanker wanker.

athatet@lemmy.zip · -1 pts · 152d (2 replies)

No it isn’t.

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 151d (1 reply)

athatet@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 151d

I mean, this literally is ai slop but alright.

zerobot@lemmy.wtf · 27 pts · 152d (5 replies)

you are just going to creat a group of highly trained zombies that will easily outrun you once the machines fail inevitably, you are basically creating a zombie bootcamp and you are the final goal

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 152d (4 replies)

Nah, they're walking corpses and their muscles can only degrade with use, not build up. But the fact that there's no power to the treadmills and that they'll ignore them in any case means they'll just be obstacles for them to stumble over.

zerobot@lemmy.wtf · 6 pts · 151d (3 replies)

idk, you seem pretty judgmental, i believe with hard work and dedication everyone can improve themselves, even zombies

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 151d (1 reply)

Well, there are the kind of zombies that aren't supernatural in origin, but are just crazed ordinary people. Different story in that case!

zerobot@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 151d
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Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 151d

Yeah surely the brains they eat go somewhere no?

halfapage@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 152d
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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 152d

insert AI slop comment here

timestatic@feddit.org · 21 pts · 152d (2 replies)

MithranArkanere@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 152d (1 reply)

This reminds me of plants vs zombies.

Vetis@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 152d

It IS from plants vs zombies my friend

RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 152d (2 replies)

Hopefully you have electricity

ApeNo1@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 152d (1 reply)

Or have the zombies generate the electricity for you.

Aneb@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 152d

Just put at a tilt or smthng, but yes let's turn footsteps into energy.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 152d

Bonus: let the treadmills produce power for your retreat.

lengau@midwest.social · 14 pts · 152d (2 replies)

Green energy

baatliwala@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 152d

Perpetual motion machine

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 1 pts · 152d

Zed energy

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 152d (1 reply)

I remember this exact meme from back when it was fresh.

zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 152d

It's almost like the meme died and came back to torment the living.

Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 152d (4 replies)
AliasVortex@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 152d (3 replies)

Not to be confused with Zombie by The Cranberries

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 152d (2 replies)

Where does Rob Zombie fall into all of this?

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 3 pts · 152d

Into the back of his Dragula

Maiq@piefed.social · 2 pts · 152d
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 152d

It wouldn't work, but it would be quite a show to look at.

MithranArkanere@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 152d

And you can always look out the window for entertainment.

LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 152d (1 reply)

We giving zombies free cardio and endurance training? Pass. I think I'll set out some cans of crisco and hope they get too fat to move.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 152d

No no no.....they want brains. Don't you know basic horror movie survival???

Anyways, shoot them in the brains

Aneb@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 152d

Feels a lot like plants vs Zombies

hOrni@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 152d

I would just plant a bunch of walnuts.

FishFace@piefed.social · 5 pts · 152d

Someone's been playing factorio

qualia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 152d (9 replies)

Inspired by the physics of white holes.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 152d (8 replies)

actually, inspired by Zomboid.

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 152d (7 replies)

Finally, it's time for that Project Zomboid x Factorio crossover the fanbase has(n't) been demanding.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 2 pts · 152d (6 replies)

I don't know. If we could build machines of death in Zomboid, that would be amazing

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 152d (5 replies)

That would be awesome, though on the other hand Zomboid is absolutely the kind of game that would force you to regularly clean and maintain your death contraptions, which kind of sucks the joy out of it.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 3 pts · 152d (4 replies)

First your have to read the handyman and robotics magazines. At least.

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 152d (3 replies)

Don't forget the current beta build expands crafting and adds primitive metalworking. Those spikes won't forge themselves!

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 2 pts · 152d

I didn't know that. Cool

brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 152d (2 replies)

Why is one looking used?

nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 152d (1 reply)

There was only one zombie, he worked out a little and wandered off

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 1 pts · 152d

He didn't even sign up for the gym plan!

catbum@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 152d

I had a dream like this once.

One was chasing me down the highway, skittering behind me like a bald snowmobile.

Good times.