That remains the only movie I've snuck liquor into. Zero regrets. The movie is made to be watched while buzzed and as high as one can be while watching a movie.
I've heard this a few times. I guess I will have to get over my Twilight animosity and give him a try. Should I start with Batman? I was just watching Batman and Robin and actually enjoying how campy it is.
Yeah, they didn't shoot in black-and-white. Everything was recorded in full color, but Nintendo blocked the release due to the similarity. So a bunch of interns had to manually take a screenshot of every frame, save it, import it into a cracked Photoshop copy, export that, and re-import it into the video editor.
I would highly enjoy watching an accurate depiction of this film with Mario as the main character. Seeing Mario commit the lurid, depraved, and brutal acts Pattinson portrays in this movie would be genuinely fucking hilarious.
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BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 101 pts · 127d
The director didn't have the courage to complain to the costume department (his mother).
homes@piefed.world · 52 pts · 127d
I choose to believe this
albbi@piefed.ca · 63 pts · 127d
Wait, Robert Pattinson is that creepy looking kid from that sparkly vampire movie. Why does he look middle aged here? Oh noooooooooooooo.
happydoors@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 126d
I highly recommend you check out his last…15 years of filmography. He’s quite a solid actor!
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 126d
Funny how Radcliffe, Wood and Pattinson, whom three I can barely tell apart, all seem to have went into weird indie films against their teenage image.
BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 126d
guns akimbo was peak movie watching experience
RedAggroBest@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 126d
That remains the only movie I've snuck liquor into. Zero regrets. The movie is made to be watched while buzzed and as high as one can be while watching a movie.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 126d
I didn't care for him specifically but the movie The Devil All the Time was solid to me. Slow burn.
homes@piefed.world · 3 pts · 126d
A highly underrated film
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 126d
He's good in Good Time
albbi@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 126d
I've heard this a few times. I guess I will have to get over my Twilight animosity and give him a try. Should I start with Batman? I was just watching Batman and Robin and actually enjoying how campy it is.
davepleasebehave@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 126d
the king with Tim Shallomé
Kellenved@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 126d
It’s actually shallot-met, like when you meet an onion
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 126d
Rhymes with Baloney.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 126d
Homie
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 126d
Apparently Pattinson hates Twilight as well, it just paid really good
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 126d
Watch Good Time
fartographer@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 127d
Why are you talking shit about my favorite Batman?
homes@piefed.world · 30 pts · 127d
Michael Keaton was in this movie?
EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 126d
Pff Clooney's been better than this
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 126d
Nipples!
EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 126d
Well I mean bats are mammals..
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 126d
Bat-Nipples
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 20 pts · 126d
He’s a great actor. I just gave him the money to pursue weird projects.
four@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 126d
That's very generous of you!
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 126d
I gave him so much I couldn’t afford a t 😂
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 127d
It’s the mustache. He was 33 here.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 127d
We're all old down here
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 126d
He was also Cedric Diggory from the 4th Happy Potter movie
faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 126d
Dont forget about batman
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 33 pts · 126d
I WANT LIGHTHOUSE MARIO NOW NOW NOW!
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 126d
And may I add
janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 126d
I want my coffee and my danish right NOW NOW NOW!
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 127d
Its-a-mee, Pattinson!
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 10 pts · 126d
Its-a-mee, Roberto!
JoeMontayna@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 127d
Funny, but not true.
Gerblat@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 126d
Good thing this is the funny community, and not the true community
WFloyd@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 126d
That's funny, and true...
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 126d
Yeah, they didn't shoot in black-and-white. Everything was recorded in full color, but Nintendo blocked the release due to the similarity. So a bunch of interns had to manually take a screenshot of every frame, save it, import it into a cracked Photoshop copy, export that, and re-import it into the video editor.
RAFAELRAMIREZ@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 126d
Now I can’t unsee it… bro really was one “let’s-a go” away from breaking character 😂
Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 126d
Fun ✅ Fact ❌
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 126d
I would highly enjoy watching an accurate depiction of this film with Mario as the main character. Seeing Mario commit the lurid, depraved, and brutal acts Pattinson portrays in this movie would be genuinely fucking hilarious.
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 126d
If it is true, than this is extremely hilarious.
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 126d
Is he vaping in that pic?
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 126d
Most definitely
MasterNerd@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 126d
Yer Fond of me lobster, ain't ye, Mario?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 125d
I love value-grading...
XaetaCore@lemmy.neondystopia.world · 1 pts · 125d
The seagull scene Nitendo lawsuits were gonna be insane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EvRAfxa0OE