this fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at work

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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 87 pts · 146d (7 replies)

Can you imagine security at the White House? Having to let a Doordash worker in some random shitbox drive up to the Oval Office?

I bet he didn't tip.

Soulphite@reddthat.com · 44 pts · 146d

Oh he tipped alright, he gave her the limited edition white/gold 45-47 MAGA hat - offered to sign it for her for $50.

Bet.

marighost@piefed.social · 18 pts · 145d

He tipped, but only after a reporter asked about it. He handed her a $100.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 145d (1 reply)

Can you imagine having access to anything that could be put on the plate and you just have to have the endorphin rush of a stale everything?

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 145d

I mean, I know he's a real actual monster, but I'd fucking understand him eating people versus whatever the fuck is in that bag.

merc@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 145d

What makes you believe this is real?

WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social · 2 pts · 145d (1 reply)

I was going to ask if anyone thought he’d tip.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 145d

If it had been a private moment, no press or anything, not only would he not have tipped, he would have claimed that his order wasn't right and demanded a refund.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 82 pts · 145d (8 replies)

This isn't a real picture. It can't be a real picture.

The patio entrance to the Oval Office has gold lettering that read The Oval Office like it's Mar-a-Lago North??

orlyowl@piefed.ca · 96 pts · 145d (4 replies)

It was added after Trump took office. There were articles about it. Apparently labeling doorways is helpful for dementia patients, and many people took this as a sign of dementia.

Here is one of the articles. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-s-new-oval-office-label-sparks-dementia-rumors-to-keep-him-from-getting-lost/ar-AA1PSNV6

Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 145d (2 replies)

As someone who works with dementia patients daily, he very clearly has it both by his actions and those of everyone around him.

I would be shocked if there's anyone left paying attention that genuinely thinks he's sane. But I am often shocked at what people believe.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 145d

I watched my Dad decline for years before the doctor would finally diagnose it as dementia. He had already forgotten the names, and even the faces, if everyone he knew before the doctor finally said he had some form of dementia. Duh! Welcome to the party, Doc.

They won't believe he has dementia until he turns to Vance, or Rubio, or Hegseth, and says "Who are you?"

village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 145d

Did you also notice it way back in 2015 when he was campaigning? Clearly it's advanced drastically since then, but i thought it was pretty obvious back then.

village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 145d

But he's illiterate

trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf · 21 pts · 145d (1 reply)

Have you seen the inside? It's worse

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 145d

He wants his world to look like a gilded toilet.

And not even a decent toilet, because he is really irrationally angry that his McDonalds dumps don't flush.

Cheap piece of shit.

Hegar@fedia.io · 9 pts · 145d

It's not real. A delivery person wouldn't get to the door of the oval office. And almost certainly an aide grabs the bag, though the fast food delivery obsessions is partly about security paranoia, so maybe he is paranoid enough to grab the bag.

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 55 pts · 145d (4 replies)

No better representation of America than a billionaire emerging from a gold studded office to give a $100 tip to a grandma working to afford treatment for her husband's cancer.

qarbone@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 145d (3 replies)

Ain't no shot he tips.

Probably disputes the delivery, in order to get a refund too

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 145d (2 replies)

In this case he actually did, although it was it a publicity stunt to promote his no tax on tips shit, which (of course) isn't nearly as good in practice as the name sounds.

But nice to know the media is still using photos that make him look doofy as fuck

Zombiepirate@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 145d

That pic is top-shelf meme bait.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 145d

Some rich hump entertaining himself by waving a hundo in front of some old poor person trying to make ends meet for her cancer-stricken husband.

"Watch how excited they get over the price of a cigar! I bet she'd dance if I told her to, but I can't do that with the media watching."

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 50 pts · 145d (7 replies)
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theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 145d (4 replies)

I mean, it is a thing that happened, but it isn't real. A doordasher cannot just walk up to and knock on the door at the white house. Trump would not be available to answer the door. It's a staged media stunt.

SacralPlexus@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 145d

Yep, you can actually see what seems to be a microphone pack clipped on the bottom of her shirt.

If that doesn’t scream “unscripted” I don’t know what does. /s

Humana@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 145d (1 reply)

The woman is clearly dressed up for the occasion, if you look closely electrical tape is holding her T-shirt to keep the from from bunching.

I'm guessing some Republican staffer started talking to their dasher one night, realized they were MAGA and decided to arrange this stunt to distract us from the Epstein files

village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 145d

It's to push his "no tax on tips" plan.

FatVegan@leminal.space · 1 pts · 145d

I guess. But also, people do just walk in the white house because security is very... American.

eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 145d (1 reply)

Can you believe how absolutely droolingly down bad all these dudes are for trans women?

village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 145d

It's always projection.

osanna@lemmy.vg · 34 pts · 145d (3 replies)

the tacky gold trimmings on all the things. So cringe.

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 145d
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MrNesser@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 145d (1 reply)

First thing next president removes. After kicking out the squatter

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 145d

The next president will be like an Egyptian Pharaoh, and tear his name off of everything.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 145d (1 reply)

If its on camera at that angle, it's staged

miraclerandy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 145d

Yup! Totally staged. They have a mic clipped to the shirt. You can see the cord tuning up their shirt. 🫣

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 145d (3 replies)

Ok.....this can't be real. You're telling me trump is just waiting by the window, watching all the cars go by, then gets excited when a car pulls up the driveway?

I mean, I do that when I'm stoned, but I don't have a whole team of secret services and whomever on staff to answer the door for me.

For that matter, why did he use doordash at all? What if the delivery driver had a gun? A LOT of people want trump dead. Though I can't say I'd be surprised if I read the headline "Trump assasinated by McDonalds delivery driver. J.D. Vance cluelessly now president."

elbucho@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 145d (2 replies)

It was a publicity stunt to promote his tax policy that lets certain people deduct up to $25k on tips. A random doordash driver would not be allowed access; even given how deeply incompetent everybody is over there, there are still SOME security restrictions in place.

Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 145d (1 reply)

The best part is Trump starts going on about "the trans" and asks her if she thinks men should be allowed to compete against women, and she's like "I don't have an opinion on that. I'm just here for the no tax on tips" and you see what looks to me to be the slightest hint of homicidal rage as he stiffly pats her on the back and sort of chuckles an absolute death rattle of a chuckle in disbelief.

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 145d

Who even starts a conversation like that?

"Here's your food sir."

"Do you hate trans people?"

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 146d (2 replies)

He asked this lady to talk about how trans people are men playing women’s sports on national tv.

She said she didn’t want to talk about that, which is awkward and ballsy.

Trump is human trash.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 145d

ballsy

I see what you did there.

FatVegan@leminal.space · 3 pts · 145d

It's definitely better than just sucking up to him and treating him like the celebrity he isn't.

But i wish people would tell him they don't talk to war criminals and pedophiles

Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 145d (7 replies)

They would never allow a doordash worker that close to the president. Ever. Most countries wouldn't do that.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 145d (5 replies)

She was fully checked out before she ever got that close. She wasn't even from the area, she was flown in from several states away. The entire thing was tightly engineered.

And it still went off the rails. You can always count on MAGA to be virtuosically incompetent.

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 145d (4 replies)

Wait how did it go off the rails

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 145d (3 replies)

He asked if she voted for him, and she said maybe (that's a no), he asked her about trans in sports, and she refused to answer, he said it was an honor to meet her because he was waiting for her to say it, but she didn't, and he has no filter, so he blurted it out himself, and when all that was over, a reporter asked him about that post as Jesus, and he hummana-hummanaed through a ridiculous rationalization that he was supposed to be a doctor helping people because that's what he does, Help People, by bombing them into the stone age.

They set up this whole PR stunt, finding this woman who needed the tax breaks to take care of her husband with cancer (without understanding that it really shines a light on their non-existent health care system more than No Tax On Tips) and flying her in from several states away, and yet they didn't even bother to do the simplest briefing of Trump, or rehearse his patter in front of the media. After all that, they let him go out there and just wing it.

MAGA is virtuosically incompetent.

Rooster326@programming.dev · 5 pts · 145d (1 reply)

After all that, they let him go out there and just wing it.

Bold of you to assume he can be trained to say what they want in his demented state.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 145d

Valid. They could have spent hours prepping him, only for him to go out there and immediately go off script. He's just a poop-flinging ape.

elbucho@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 144d
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merdaverse@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 145d

The real doordasher was probably deported by ICE and replaced with this lady that does Republican photo ops

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 145d (1 reply)

She missed a great opportunity to kill him

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 145d

Dozens do daily.

Avicenna@programming.dev · 13 pts · 145d

I haven't seen anything this staged lol.

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 146d

huh. somebody really could just dose him couldn't they

maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 145d (1 reply)

yeah no doordasher is going to casually walk up to the whitehouse front door. i seen a doordasher deliver to the whitehouse (some secret service) they coul;dnt take the order inside so he had to give it away. plus shes not door dash lady shes an actor.

LostWon@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 145d

If you watch the video of this, Trump keeps emphasizing "Door Dash Granny's" (on her shirt) husband needs cancer treatment. That could be scripted or she could be a real Dasher that got paid some (probably very small) payoff to do this. Either way it's just a photo op where he tries to play up how his Big Bill throws pennies at poor people by not taxing tips (which from what I've heard have often been stolen not just by restaurant managers/owners but even through apps in some cases).

foggianism@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 145d

Isn't it called "The Oral Office" since Clinton?

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 145d (5 replies)
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 145d (2 replies)

If I were mcdonalds, I'd sue him. Then put out the next wave of marketing.

"McDonalds! We're not for pedophiles."

You could even write a little jingle.

"We don't diddle kids! It's no good diddling kids...."

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 145d
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BigPotato@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 145d

Frank's Little Beauties already made a song about that, though I'm willing to bet they could license it for a fee. I hear the guy who made the song invests in gun stores.

merc@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 145d (1 reply)

Yes... I know what will make people respect me. It's getting some MAGA stooge to pretend to be a delivery worker and give me a bag of McDonalds product in the Oval Office, as if that's a thing that can actually happen.

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 145d
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osanna@lemmy.vg · 8 pts · 145d (1 reply)

HAMBERDER!

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 145d

And after the feral nom nom nom, he grabbed her by the pussy.

rumba@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 145d

Propaganda!!!!!

theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 145d (9 replies)

Hate the non stop Trump body shaming much better ways to criticize him.

michaelalf@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 145d (7 replies)

It's not body shaming... It's pointing out facts. Fact #1: Trump is a fatty Mcfatfuck.

nublug@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 145d (6 replies)

it is body shaming.

neither trump nor his followers see or are hurt by your comment one little bit. you're just telling everyone here who does see it that you think being fat is morally bad and people should be publicly made fun of for it. that's body shaming. that's the kind of shit these nazis do. why would you want to emulate nazis when fighting against nazis?

osanna@lemmy.vg · 6 pts · 145d (2 replies)

there are people dying of starvation, while fat fucks like dumpy are chowing down on fast food. How is that not morally reprehensible?

I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 145d

So are you saying all fat people are immoral and evil? Because when you criticize someone for a physical trait, you are criticizing EVERYONE with that physical trait.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 145d

Because Trump being addicted to garbage food like a pleb is one of the most relatable things about him. The starvation is because of our economic system, not because others eat too much.

dumbass@piefed.social · 3 pts · 145d (2 replies)

Being fat is not morally wrong or bad or anything bullshit like that, but I think you should be able to say horrible things like fat shaming a cannibalistic genocidal pedophile who has said exponentially more vile things than most of us could ever come up with.

And just before you say he doesn't see it, I tell him on truth social to his own posts that I think he's a fat piece of pedophilic shit who should hurry up and die, I go the extra mile to make sure him and his sycophant cult members see it.

You can body shame Hitler and you can now body shame Trump, that's what he fucking gets for every single thing that pedo has ever done.

I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 145d (1 reply)

If being fat is not morally wrong or bad, then why do you think fat shaming is a worthwhile insult? You are drawing that connection when you use it that way. You get that's a fallacy, right? You can't say there's nothing negative with a body trait, and then in the same sentence turn around and insult someone with that body trait as if it's a negative thing.

dumbass@piefed.social · 2 pts · 145d

Because that one particular person im targeting is self concious of shit like this and if he wasn't such a vile disgusting excuse of a human being, I wouldn't say it, would be mean and rude, but because and only because it's this one particular piece of shit who has committed horrific crimes against the human race and is quite possibly going to be the bringer of world war three to hide the fact he's a paedophile, I think maybe being a bit mean is warranted.

If I can say I want to see his head blown off on live tv, I can call him Fatty McCokehead.

FatVegan@leminal.space · 2 pts · 145d

He's a fat stupid american that eats nothing but McDonald's, and fat stupid americans elected him as their leader. That's the reality we live in

TehWorld@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 145d (1 reply)

With the prices at McD lately, $100 is about a 15% tip.

Rooster326@programming.dev · 4 pts · 145d

This man hasn't paid any of his bills. Ever.

You think he tips?

TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 146d

DoorDash gremlins come in all tax brackets.

sinnsykfinbart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 145d

She is a Maga spokesperson

superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 145d

Jesus