c/lemmyshitpost · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 122dSimple love 243 points · 40 comments · view on lemmy.world
40 Comments
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 86 pts · 122d
Good lord. That dude’s packing a fire hose.
WR5@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 121d
It's edited. Here's the original: https://x.com/ViggianoMila/status/1757620527852564575
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 121d
xcancel link.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 121d
Edited? It looks the same to me
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 121d
WR5 has special dong-o-vision.
I think it is related to gaydar, but idk.
WR5@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 121d
Everyone focusing on what's in their pants, but I'm the only one who looks into their face. What has the world come to! /s
WR5@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 121d
The original guy doesn't even have a beard.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 121d
I was only looking at his package.
WR5@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 121d
sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 69 pts · 121d
I was gonna say "this is boomer as hell" until I saw the bottom half of the picture. With that added context, I'll say: this is gen X as hell
db2@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 121d
Can confirm, we're all hung like that. Even the women.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 121d
The Oregon trail generation, baby!
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca · 65 pts · 122d
No biceps or pecs. Just a massive dong.
heartpunk25@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 121d
I almost thought this was actually one of those incelley posts. xD
ickplant@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 121d
Nah, just a good old shitpost.
FishFace@piefed.social · 3 pts · 121d
shlickpost
djdarren@piefed.social · 20 pts · 121d
She was only with him for his woollen underpants knitting pattern.
homes@piefed.world · 19 pts · 122d
I must admit, I’d really like to get to know the guy
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 121d
Elephant:
Zier@fedia.io · 14 pts · 121d
Skinny boys have big "personalities".
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 121d
I dont get it
Agent641@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 121d
Biggus Dickus
trd@feddit.nu · 9 pts · 121d
He has a wife you know...
Einskjaldi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 121d
I'm sure she has a normal name at least.
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 121d
Sandra, Sandra Dickus
SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 121d
🍆
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 26 pts · 121d
But why does dick size matter for sex if you're just gonna use a strapon for pegging anyway?
fenrasulfr@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 121d
Easier to see wether he is aroused? Or a handle to hold on to.
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 121d
Can you control men by using it like a joystick??????
fenrasulfr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 121d
As one of them, I would say in all likelyhood yes (cbt is a thing).
SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 121d
there is another
zout@fedia.io · 5 pts · 121d
Is that Tim Allen?
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 121d
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · -56 pts · 122d
wieson@feddit.org · 34 pts · 121d
ai alert
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · -34 pts · 121d
Nah stolen from a medical site about salivation
wieson@feddit.org · 54 pts · 121d
Then they used ai. The telltale signs: different arrowheads, arrows without text, arrows pointing back, the cheek cut-off wanders into the tongue.
Haven't checked the words' spelling, but that would be a telltale sign, too. Edit: yep, sblingual
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · -34 pts · 121d
Yeah cool bro, tell them
tetris11@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 121d
The smell is manure
and the dripping is manure
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 121d
Cap
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · -18 pts · 121d