Bro stop crying about it I have already interacted with people like you and yall do NOT budge, plus, it is obviously satire. (Both my comment and the post)
Obviously not everyone who goons is literally addicted
Just be quiet and consider me stupid. Mm, sound good?
23 Comments
ameen272@thelemmy.club · 22 pts · 121d
Tell me you have an addiction without telling me you have an addiction
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 58 pts · 121d
Listen, buddy, I've been doing it for almost 20 years every day, so if I'd gotten addicted I would have noticed.
village604@adultswim.fan · 28 pts · 121d
You're just reducing your risk of prostate cancer by 33%. Nothing wrong with that.
ameen272@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 121d
Enriqueeee
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 10 pts · 121d
Stroking internal combustion engines...
ameen272@thelemmy.club · 8 pts · 121d
Releasing chemically complex white fluid...
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 121d
Is eating food also an addiction then? Or is it just a natural bodily function that's actually healthy to do regularly?
Anivia@feddit.org · 4 pts · 121d
If eating food is your response to having nothing to do, then yes, that's at the very least an eating disorder
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 118d
So everything ypu dp while bored is an addition? What's the non-adiction response to boredom?
ameen272@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 121d
Bro stop crying about it I have already interacted with people like you and yall do NOT budge, plus, it is obviously satire. (Both my comment and the post)
Obviously not everyone who goons is literally addicted
Just be quiet and consider me stupid. Mm, sound good?
Janx@piefed.social · 20 pts · 121d
Bop it!
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 121d
Twist it!
EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 121d
Harder, better, faster, stronger
i_am_hiding@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 121d
More than ever
Maultasche@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 121d
Extend it!
emotional_soup_88@programming.dev · 12 pts · 121d
-> Wish it was a vulva.
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 121d
rmuk@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 120d
My ex left behind his collection of vibrating sounding rods soooooo, there's option three right there.
Jaycifer@piefed.social · 5 pts · 121d
“Stroke it, stare at it, destiny comes all the same.”
-big, bald, purple-headed fella
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 121d
Why not both?
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 121d
Million dollar answer here
Wren@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 120d
Is this a thing? Do guys just look at it?
MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 121d
Don't just stare at it, eat it!