Maybe three towels

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34 Comments

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 59 pts · 155d (6 replies)

Fo... four towels? Come on if there's a mess we need to clean it up

redsand@infosec.pub · 23 pts · 154d (4 replies)

We got a bid of four towels, I said four towels do I hear five?

Damn990099@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 154d (3 replies)

SIX TOWELS!

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 14 pts · 154d (2 replies)

Dammit
/Fold

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 154d (1 reply)

I hate folding towels.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 154d

towels are supposed to bend?

stumu415@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 154d

There... Are... Four... Towels!!

DrWorm@piefed.blahaj.zone · 34 pts · 154d (2 replies)

Inside you there are two towels…

testaccount789@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 154d (1 reply)

...you may want to visit the ER.

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 154d

That's where I got them

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 154d

I want you to put a rod in my hole

...

So paper towels?

lethargicpuppy14@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 154d

Is this a reference to one of the finest Sonic the Hedgehog memes around? https://youtu.be/slIxAWwg1vY

Bonje@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 154d

A... flood pump? Help me out here

qarbone@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 154d

I can do three towels, but then I have to do laundry. And I just did it, so I'd have to wait and honestly it's....

I'll see if I have some paper towels.

chunes@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 154d (1 reply)

why is there a Millennium Falcon watermark

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 154d

probably whoever did this's signature

tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 155d (15 replies)

Am I the only one who never felt that Deanna Troi was particularly attractive? I mean, she's okay (enough that it doesn't detract from other traits), but not above average. Yet she's often presented as if she's supposed to be eye candy for the show.

BangelaQuirkel@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 155d (1 reply)

She may not be your type but I’d wager she’s easy on the eyes for most

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 48 pts · 155d

Also how they styled her hair and clothing was very much an 80s-hot look.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 155d (1 reply)

She's a Star Wars 10

BigBenis@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 154d

This feels like it's supposed to be a dig on Star Wars if it weren't for the fact that it's got both Carrie Fisher and Natalie Portman.

Zink@programming.dev · 12 pts · 154d

She's not my type either, but I always thought she was super attractive.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 9 pts · 155d (4 replies)

I agree. She's obviously attractive, but just not my type at all.

I doubt either of us would say no if she walked up to us though.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 155d (2 replies)

I mean any decent person would give her all the towels she needs.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 7 pts · 155d

It'd be a shame if we ran out of towels...

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 154d

as would i and i'm no decent person

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 154d
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TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 154d

She's got that "the girl next door" vibe. She's not sultry and seductive looking, but very beautiful in an innocent way.

thethrilloftime69@feddit.online · 5 pts · 154d (1 reply)

She's definitely well above average. Have you walked around like anywhere in America lately?

tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 154d

Well, the U.S. definitely weighs down the average (pun intended), but it's only 4% of the world's population.

Clanket@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 154d

Deanna Troi was hot af when I was a kid

BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 153d

I always thought B'Etor was pretty hot.

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 154d (1 reply)

A true gentleman, showing her the Riker maneuver.

ikidd@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 154d

RIker? I barely knew her!

nonentity@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 153d

Three seashells.