Go solve some gruesome murders in a homey sweater with a haunted look in your eye likely young female sidekick and lots of snow that probably means something, fuck head!
The rule of thumb is to basically ignore any reply starting with "So". There's plenty of them around Lemmy too; people doing gaslight gymnastics. There's no discussion to be had, just fallacies stacked on each other in the pursuit of dopamine and a sense of self-security.
This is hilarious for reasons the person who wrote it can't understand. It's not a twitter only problem at all and their inability to use basic grammar and punctuation only shows they're just as dumb.
L
51 Comments
Skua@kbin.earth · 96 pts · 123d
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 15 pts · 123d
Literally my user name.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 123d
How dare you say I can't read?!
Godric@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 123d
Oh yeah? I bet I can blue this, checkmate, Atheists!
BlindFrog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 120d
Instructions unclear; I can read this
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 1 pts · 119d
Only the most shallow reading.
toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 49 pts · 123d
I admit it. I like pancakes, to a point.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 43 pts · 123d
well if it isn't the Fuckler themself. brave of you to show your face here
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 9 pts · 123d
Go solve some gruesome murders in a homey sweater with a haunted look in your eye likely young female sidekick and lots of snow that probably means something, fuck head!
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 123d
this is how you just did me
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 123d
Fucking waffle hater over here!
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 10 pts · 123d
Where is the line, Mr and or Miss TooManyPancakes??
toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 8 pts · 123d
It takes a lot of pancakes, let me assure you
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 123d
So, when outpancaked you turn to cheese?
bedwyr@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 123d
Meh, bread is a weak breakfast. I prefer ale after coffee.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 123d
Just make sure to chew on a wooden toothpick, you need fiber too!
saltesc@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 123d
The rule of thumb is to basically ignore any reply starting with "So". There's plenty of them around Lemmy too; people doing gaslight gymnastics. There's no discussion to be had, just fallacies stacked on each other in the pursuit of dopamine and a sense of self-security.
XLE@piefed.social · 36 pts · 123d
So many people resort to these fallacies, too. It's difficult to navigate.
YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth · 26 pts · 123d
So true
Janx@piefed.social · 3 pts · 123d
So: a needle pulling thread.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 13 pts · 123d
Actually...
saltesc@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 123d
As pedantic as "Actually" is, at least they're usually adding something. No one asked for it, but it is something.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 8 pts · 123d
So what
;)
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 10 pts · 123d
So much nuance has been lost on the internet
Jaycifer@piefed.social · 1 pts · 123d
So you’re saying there is zero nuance on the internet ?! ;P
elvith@feddit.org · 7 pts · 123d
_So_metimes you need to be a bit more nuanced in your decisions.
FishFace@piefed.social · 12 pts · 123d
_So_meBODY once told me...
bedwyr@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 123d
So, about that, ...how dare you sir! /s
AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 123d
There are two types of people in the world; those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 123d
...and... those who can interpolate from incomplete datasets?
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 123d
👆
Alberat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 123d
... sandwiches.
Soup@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 123d
You only said one person! In this essay…
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 123d
Thank you for coming to my pancake breakfast.
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 122d
So you don’t have waffle breakfasts?
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 122d
Get behind me satan
thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 19 pts · 123d
As if Twitter is for rational discussion. Instead, it’s the daily Two Minute Hate.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 123d
it fucked me up learning what "main character of the day" is
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 9 pts · 123d
Lemmy too. Every fucking time.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 123d
What, you hate Piefed?
VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 122d
So you hate mySpace?
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 2 pts · 120d
How the fuck did you know that?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 123d
It's all because of capitalism.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 123d
Up the workers
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 123d
You only ask for pancakes at Waffle House once. And, no one laughs.
scutiger@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 123d
They brought you some pancakes?
bedwyr@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 123d
Only people that suck are still at twitter.
spacesatan@leminal.space · 1 pts · 123d
aesthelete@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 123d
I think this is true but more for just online shit in general.
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 123d
FTFY
M137@lemmy.today · -1 pts · 122d
This is hilarious for reasons the person who wrote it can't understand. It's not a twitter only problem at all and their inability to use basic grammar and punctuation only shows they're just as dumb. L
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 122d
you WILL use proper grammar on the internet! you ARE smart and it shows when you talk 😭