No no. I can totally believe this happened. I've sent women similiar messages when I was younger.
See, it doesn't matter how much you like a woman, or how funny you are, or how respectful you are, or how big your dick is.
What matters most is that you own it. If you fall on your face, own it. You MEANT to do that. Doesn't bother you. In fact, do it again. Harder. Break your nose. Start bleeding. Then own it again. That's what matters. Confidence. The illusion that you know what you're doing at all times, are comfortable in your own skin.
Oh, and also be tall. That's the most important thing.
I actually know a schoolfriend that thought pissing was territory marking and actually pissed himself on purpose a couple of times in school. Few years ago I saw he was advertising his OF of pissing on his wife.
Soo...... Yeah I have no idea how did he even find a wife that wanted to be pissed on?
There is even a crossover where the russian mob finds him and it turns out Bob Belcher knows kung-fu. (Which the show plays for laughs because they have the same VA)
All I can think about when someone mentions the name Tina is a rap song - cocktales (not a typo) think by too short? He rhymes "Tina" with "Sperm cleana' ". The name is ruined forever.
19 Comments
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 46 pts · 118d
That totally happened, chat
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 118d
No no. I can totally believe this happened. I've sent women similiar messages when I was younger.
See, it doesn't matter how much you like a woman, or how funny you are, or how respectful you are, or how big your dick is.
What matters most is that you own it. If you fall on your face, own it. You MEANT to do that. Doesn't bother you. In fact, do it again. Harder. Break your nose. Start bleeding. Then own it again. That's what matters. Confidence. The illusion that you know what you're doing at all times, are comfortable in your own skin.
Oh, and also be tall. That's the most important thing.
Darkmuch@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 118d
Pissing my pants? It’s called marking your territory fool!
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 118d
I actually know a schoolfriend that thought pissing was territory marking and actually pissed himself on purpose a couple of times in school. Few years ago I saw he was advertising his OF of pissing on his wife. Soo...... Yeah I have no idea how did he even find a wife that wanted to be pissed on?
xkbx@startrek.website · 7 pts · 118d
fool it’s entirely about mastering your POG collection
NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 118d
Decent dating advice? In MY doom scrolling, nude browsing, and politics reading app? The world is really falling apart
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 118d
is this rizz?
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 118d
Tits
sundray@lemmus.org · 16 pts · 118d
Ritz
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 16 pts · 118d
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 17 pts · 118d
My mom's name was Tina, and she would have found this absolutely hilarious
VonReposti@feddit.dk · 8 pts · 118d
My mom's name is also Tina. She would have been absolutely petrified. I can confirm that it is not something beholden to the name.
cybernihongo@reddthat.com · 14 pts · 118d
"Guy who likes my tits"
Damn she even made him into a contact
nawa@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 118d
Basically a Bob's Burgers episode
python@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 118d
It's crazy we haven't gotten a "Bob's burgers but it's 20 years later where are they now" type spinoff yet
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 118d
Because bob is just archer after retirement and therapy. He met Linda undercover and that was it.
Bahnd@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 118d
There is even a crossover where the russian mob finds him and it turns out Bob Belcher knows kung-fu. (Which the show plays for laughs because they have the same VA)
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 118d
All I can think about when someone mentions the name Tina is a rap song - cocktales (not a typo) think by too short? He rhymes "Tina" with "Sperm cleana' ". The name is ruined forever.
Fontasia@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 118d
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