Earth is just as around as the other planets. They just took the picture at an angle that makes the plane look obloid while the rest are taken face on.
Whoa whoa hey now. Just because we know plutos a planet does not mean we think the earth is flat. Normal people over here, hello! And besides the time cube doesn't allow for a flat earth, that would be ridiculous.
My Pluto is the one observed by the ancient ones over two thousand years ago, not the one demoted by a committee who applied best guess rules over size and shape for some of that periodical money.
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MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 43 pts · 115d
Fuck me with a bucket of pee, I had no idea the earth was so flat compared to other planets.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 115d
I... uh... how would I even DO that?!??
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 115d
By following these easy steps:
Go to craft supply store and buy clay.
Press clay along a broomstick to make a mold.
Bake it.
Pour piss from bucket into mold
Freeze it
Remove frozen piss from mold
Have me sit on the fridge and use the frozen piss broomstick as a butt dildo
I get startled by flat earth disc and hop off fridge with frozen piss broomstick in my ass and get impaled.
Collect life insurance and donate to the flat earth society.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 115d
that's hardly a pee bucket, that's just a bucketsworth of pee. i pedant these instructions as misleading at best
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 4 pts · 114d
What the hell did I just read?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 114d
A guide to a happy life
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 114d
Couldn't we just spread him and poor it inside? That sounds like a lot of work.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 115d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 115d
it's just been on a diet. does it show?
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 34 pts · 115d
Fake. Where are the turtles?
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 115d
I don't even see a single elephant.
jestho@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 115d
They're all the way down
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 115d
The Turtle Moves!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 115d
they're stealth turtles. they don't show up on telescope.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 114d
Turtles aren't real.
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 114d
:O
How deep does this go???
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 114d
It's rabbitholes all the way down
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 115d
Aeao@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 115d
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 115d
I’m more concerned about the placement of the asteroid belt
frostysauce@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 114d
They were educated in Texas.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 115d
LOL Texans think their state is larger than the largest planet in our solar system.
village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 114d
If you've ever driven across Texas, it definitely feels that way. It can take over 12h.
osanna@lemmy.vg · 2 pts · 114d
that's nothing. I can drive in my state in one direction for 20 hours and STILL be in the state. it can fit texas at least 3-4 times in it.
village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 114d
Assuming Alaska, it's closer to 2.5x, although Texas has more habitable land.
Shitbrains@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 114d
I was assuming CA. The one direction being only North or South, depending on where you start...
village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 114d
CA is about half the area of Texas. Another person suggested West Australia which tracks.
JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 114d
WA?
osanna@lemmy.vg · 2 pts · 114d
Yup
village604@adultswim.fan · 1 pts · 114d
Alaska most likely. Texas is about 3.75x bigger than Washington State.
rockman057@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 114d
I think they meant Western Australia.
JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 113d
Classic American defaultism
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 115d
This image is super deceptive!
Earth is just as around as the other planets. They just took the picture at an angle that makes the plane look obloid while the rest are taken face on.
expatriado@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 115d
flat earthers and pluto lovers 🤝 in this image
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 7 pts · 115d
Whoa whoa hey now. Just because we know plutos a planet does not mean we think the earth is flat. Normal people over here, hello! And besides the time cube doesn't allow for a flat earth, that would be ridiculous.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 115d
Pluto is now officially considered a dwarf planet. But so are Ceres, Haumea, Makemake, and Eris. Source
But there are possibly more, estimated 200 in the Kuiper belt and 10.000 in the region beyond. Source
So it's more like flat earth believers and Ceres, Haumea, Makemake, and Eris deniers in this picture.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 114d
Yeah, was going to say if you're adding Pluto, where the other dwarfs at?
zabadoh@ani.social · 17 pts · 115d
rumba@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 114d
fuuuck I never throught about it. do flat earthers believe the moon is flat too?
DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 114d
Don't they believe its a projection?
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 114d
I think since the moon is tidally locked and we only ever see the same surface, never the backside, they simply believe it's a disc that faces us.
zemo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 114d
It wobbles a bit though
INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 114d
Don't believe this guy he is globe brained and has consumed too much fluoride.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 115d
Thanks for including nine. I'm a Pluto guy forever.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 114d
All dwarf planets are planets, but not all planets are dwarfs.
Also, Pluto isn't the only dwarf planet. And Saturn is not the only planet to have rings. Other planets with rings are the other gas giants, at least 1 of our dwarfs.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 114d
My Pluto is the one observed by the ancient ones over two thousand years ago, not the one demoted by a committee who applied best guess rules over size and shape for some of that periodical money.
dukeofdummies@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 114d
... I'm kinda ashamed I noticed they made Pluto a planet before the fact that they made the earth flat...
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 115d
Have the flat earthers just given up and gone home now we've accepted the earth is indeed flat? Or did they convert to anti-vaxxers?
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 114d
Not mutually exclusive dogmas.
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 114d
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 115d
Nature be cray
Elilol@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 115d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 115d
i do. they got the poles backward.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 114d
Why would the other planets be spheres? It's the same damn delusion all over again. You people never learn. Say it with me:
Everything. 👏 Is. 👏 Flat. 👏
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 113d
Much like birds, spheres don't exist.
anas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 115d
“Planets”? Y’all really will believe anything /s
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 115d
These latest cosmology DLCs are getting really good:
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 115d
Nature is incredible isn't it?
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 115d
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 114d
No Ceres?
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 113d
The Global Society Of Flat Earthers
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 115d
I knew it.
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 1 pts · 115d
Make em all flat so we can have the plates of the solar system.
Bullerfar@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 114d
The others are flat as well, they are just painted that way facing the world
Atomic@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 114d
This is obviously a fake image, Pluto is still there.
Sunflier@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 114d
Uhm, there are only 8 planets in our solar system. That bottom planetoid needs to be cut off from that list.