If only a novel disease outbreak had the same life cycle as internet based fads and evolving technology. Unfortunately covid remains relevant longer than yester-years llm/data models
AI is older than the internet; the third wave of AI we’re in right now started in the 90s with improvements in activation functions and is now at a head since hardware has caught up to needs.
They teach you that one in boot camp. One day they bring you to the training rubber and teach you the combat roll. You roll, stand up, yell Marine Corps, do it again. You just roll and roll and roll. It's dizzying, you're covered in little bits of rubber. It feels pointless.
Until, one day you're getting your weekly head shaving. You've already gone, but Recruit Ahearn is coming out. You are instructed to run everywhere, so he's running, but missteps off the curb, and as he goes down, he peforms an absolutely flawless combat roll. Regardless, drill instructors come up and start losing it on him, unintelligible yelling followed by "aye sir" over and over, until eventually one DI says "What did you do wrong?" And Ahearn says "This recruit doesn't know, sir!" And the DI gets into his face, real close, real quiet, and says "You didn't yell Marine corps." And then proceeds to tell "Now do it again!" and makes Ahearn do combat roll after combat roll off the curb, yelling Marine Corps, until we were all done getting haircuts. All 63 of us.
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moakley@lemmy.world · 120 pts · 98d
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 97d
See you guys are stupid. They’re gonna be lookin for army guys!
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 99d
While AI is indeed bad, this is also really old news (oldest article is 2023 and it's a story taken from a book about past experiences)
over_clox@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 99d
By your definition of 'really old news', then Covid lockdown must be prehistoric..
abcdqfr@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 98d
If only a novel disease outbreak had the same life cycle as internet based fads and evolving technology. Unfortunately covid remains relevant longer than yester-years llm/data models
Gladaed@feddit.org · 10 pts · 98d
A 3 year old thing should never be portrayed as a current challenge or issue.
This outrage cycle must stop. People should date their posts. Can't be mad at the same thing three times.
lath@piefed.social · 7 pts · 98d
... You are so wrong on this part.
As emotional creatures, we can and do get angry at the same thing multiple times, at varying intervals throughout our lifetime.
Gladaed@feddit.org · -4 pts · 98d
Thanks for mansplaining that to me.
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 98d
You’re welcome, sweetheart.
xorollo@leminal.space · 4 pts · 98d
It is in terms of AI development.
NiHaDuncan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 97d
AI is older than the internet; the third wave of AI we’re in right now started in the 90s with improvements in activation functions and is now at a head since hardware has caught up to needs.
Geobloke@aussie.zone · 60 pts · 98d
I just love the image of 2 soldiers giggling as they cross the ground to the robot while hiding in a box
halfapage@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 98d
Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 98d
The IDF "ai" targeting approach
Agent641@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 98d
IDF AI is just a $20 motion sensor light with a machine gun taped to it.
Sineljora@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 98d
It’s because they’re using Microslop AI copilots
elvith@feddit.org · 19 pts · 98d
halfapage@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 98d
Wolf314159@startrek.website · 38 pts · 98d
!
?
Hmm...just a box.
voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 98d
Remember: Walk without rhythm and we won't attract the worm. It will go to the thumper.
AppleTea@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 98d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7z57qrZU8
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 97d
https://youtu.be/wCDIYvFmgW8
LSNLDN@slrpnk.net · 23 pts · 98d
I’d like to learn how to somersault 300 metres like that dude floating
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 98d
They teach you that one in boot camp. One day they bring you to the training rubber and teach you the combat roll. You roll, stand up, yell Marine Corps, do it again. You just roll and roll and roll. It's dizzying, you're covered in little bits of rubber. It feels pointless.
Until, one day you're getting your weekly head shaving. You've already gone, but Recruit Ahearn is coming out. You are instructed to run everywhere, so he's running, but missteps off the curb, and as he goes down, he peforms an absolutely flawless combat roll. Regardless, drill instructors come up and start losing it on him, unintelligible yelling followed by "aye sir" over and over, until eventually one DI says "What did you do wrong?" And Ahearn says "This recruit doesn't know, sir!" And the DI gets into his face, real close, real quiet, and says "You didn't yell Marine corps." And then proceeds to tell "Now do it again!" and makes Ahearn do combat roll after combat roll off the curb, yelling Marine Corps, until we were all done getting haircuts. All 63 of us.
MrMeanJavaBean@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 98d
I love how the two using the cardboard boxes went the Solid Snake route.
KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz · 17 pts · 98d
Reminds me of what they had to do to travel universes in the movie Everywhere, Everything, All at Once.
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 98d
Killer AI: "No human being would ever pee their pants and switch their shoes around to the wrong feet. Deactivate kill mode!"
veroxii@aussie.zone · 13 pts · 98d
Not hot dog
coolie4@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 98d
2 + 2 + 1 = 8 ???
Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 98d
Finally, someone is doing this in a way that leads to a coherent arithmetic!
pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 98d
We don't talk about the other three.
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 83d
They ascended to another plan and then came back.
Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 97d
❗
PugJesus@piefed.social · 9 pts · 98d
Hey... you're pretty good...
verdi@tarte.nuage-libre.fr · 7 pts · 98d
SirActionSack@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 98d
Peter Watts Called It.
Hopefully he's wrong about most of the other stuff.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 81d
the 2 boxed soldiers:
