Heroic

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brandon@piefed.social · 95 pts · 112d (15 replies)

People need to start refusing to do this

Jikiya@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 112d (12 replies)

As government employees, they would instantly be fired by the toddler. Im guessing theyd love to ride a rocket again.

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 33 pts · 112d (8 replies)

Worth it. They already achieved their objective. They could've made a powerful statement by denying a debriefing meetup with the fascist. At all costs.

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 112d (5 replies)

The #1 goal of this mission is to secure NASA funding for the missions to continue, #2 was systems testing. They are continuing with their mission as best they understand it. A statement against fascism from them keeps us in low earth orbit

andros_rex@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 112d (3 replies)

As someone who had some NASA associations, watching everyone bend the knee has been sickening.

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 112d (2 replies)

Agreed. So has the last 50 years of space exploration

ElegantBiscuit@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 111d

What we really need is for China to send someone to Mars first, and suddenly 3% of GDP will be ploughed into NASA's budget overnight.

andros_rex@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 111d

This administration has been actively hostile to space exploration. The only support is for moon to mars, because that fulfills billionaire sexual fantasies of ruling over Martian empires.

Projects like asteroid and Kuiper Belt exploration have been absolutely slaughtered. NASA has been cutting education and basically everything not directly connected to long term plans for Martian colonization. It’s also been cut up for parts and sold off to the highest bidder.

bold_atlas@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 111d

No. Putting a Musk stooge in charge of NASA and giving contracts to SpaceX and Amazon Origin is what will keep us in low earth orbit.

Samskara@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 111d (1 reply)

They would look like defiant heroes for five minutes. Trump does some stunt to distract from it.

Nothing changes, but three very talented people throw away their careers they have worked hard on for decades.

Two years later Trump leaves office either way.

lol_idk@piefed.social · 2 pts · 112d

I’ve got a very contagious illness of some sort

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -3 pts · 112d (1 reply)

Ok, and?

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 112d

And maybe some space walking.

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 111d (1 reply)

I seriously doubt they were given the choice.

bold_atlas@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 111d

Yeah they don't want to be blacklisted from future missions to the moo.....oh wait...

CatZoomies@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 112d (4 replies)
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rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 112d

You know a situation is awful when it makes an astronaut question his life choices.

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 111d (2 replies)

Looks like the smell just hit.

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 111d

"In spacethe oval office no one can hear you screamshit yourself!"

"Err, yeah they can. They can also smell it. You disgusting pants shitting, dementia riddled, mushy brained, child rapist. Fucking die."

conartistpanda@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 111d

Sir they hit the second fart.

Zephorah@discuss.online · 67 pts · 112d

NASA doing as it must to keep what funding it has.

RejZoR@lemmy.ml · 61 pts · 112d (2 replies)

Imagine studying and training for years to be a freaking astronaut just to have to listen to this orange pedophile whine about himself. The restrain I'd need to not just sucker punch the motherfucker live and walk away...

Soulg@ani.social · 17 pts · 112d

You wouldn't walk very far, but I do feel the exact same way

neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 112d

Studying and training your whole life really. It takes decades to learn the skills needed to be an astronaut.

DandomRude@piefed.social · 39 pts · 112d (3 replies)
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JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 112d (1 reply)

"Supposing you brought UV light into the body which you can either do through the skin or, uh, in some other way"

"And I think you said you're going to test that too. Sounds interesting."

"And then I see the disinfectant knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside,"

TheKingBee@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 112d

Deborah Birx takes 67 points psychic damage

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 112d

Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 112d

I'm guessing 45 minutes of pedonald rambling about how some say he practically invented space travel, that he deserves a Nobel prize in spaceship, and that he's such a genius that he could have been an astronaut but chose to be rapist instead.

Manjushri@piefed.social · 23 pts · 112d

Wish we were floating 'round our tin can

Far, above the moon

There's nothing I can do,

This pedo smells like poo...

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 111d (2 replies)

They do not want to be there.

Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 111d

"I don't want to be on this planet anymore." "But you just came back?"

FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 105d

Yeah, I get it. It’s reasonable to not want to be in the same room as a pedo and a immature man child

thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 112d

And no intelligent life was found

Flower@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 111d

"It's no issue, Mr. President. Things happen. Astronauts use diapers too. We just call il to them maximum absorbency garment."

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 112d

Not heroic, would be heroic if they had killed Trump

If you get to meet Trump, not killing him is a wasted opportunity

Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 112d (1 reply)

How long before he renames Artemis rocket as the Trump Space Fleet?

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 112d

Please don't give him any more ideas

myrmidex@belgae.social · 9 pts · 112d (4 replies)

One might say they're not looking too happy to be there, but 2 of them took the trouble to wear gold-colored ties...

rainwall@piefed.social · 6 pts · 112d

Gold is a complimentary color for blue, which those jackets are basically exploding with. Pretty natural pick.

Blue and gold are also navy colors, so it might just be nod to that if either was in the navy.

webp@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 112d

Could be piss-coloured

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 111d

dint the one on the far left thanked god for the mission.

Dultas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 112d

Probably avoiding red or blue to remain apolitical.

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 9 pts · 112d (3 replies)

I can picture them trying to get the furthest spot away from the old stinker. Same way they fought about the farthest corner of their spacecraft from Earth.

erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 112d (2 replies)

They spent 10 days in a tin can with a blocked toilet. They've had training.

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 111d (1 reply)

I bet that still smells better than the Oval Office, on a good day

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 111d

they probably sprayed a ton of air fresheners before hand.

manxu@piefed.social · 5 pts · 112d (1 reply)

VISIT TO THE PLANET OF THE ORANGE MONSTER!!!

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 111d

ATTACK on ORANGE.

Abyssian@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 111d

No congratulations here. Every time someone is in the room with him and it's live on air and they don't take the time to call him a baby raping limp duck little bitch they dropped the ball.