They'll never know

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40 Comments

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 102d (9 replies)

Right now there's some guy sitting in the family room while his wife is getting pounded on the couch, all while he's in this thing just going to town on himself. All you can see is his face.

Fly high jackinginthebox dude. Fly high.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 102d (5 replies)

Ya know.....I thought you meant this photo. I thought you meant this woman had another guy inside this.....tent, just plowing her. And laying on the floor also inside the was her husband, who is masturbating.

And her head is just sticking out of this thing as the rest of her family is just on the couch watching sponge bob and wondering where dad is, or why mom refuses to open her tent.

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 102d

Dear god, man, don't give the universe any ideas!

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 102d (2 replies)

Lmao the smells inside it would be toxic

funkajunk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 102d (1 reply)

Did you mean "intoxicating"

Spur4383@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 102d

That is just a matter of dosage and exposure time.

bampop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 102d

I don't see any reason why there couldn't be about 5 guys in there. I mean it would be very hot and sweaty and some might die from asphyxiation, but is it doable? Absolutely!

sweetiesweetie@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 102d
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catbum@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 101d (1 reply)

Waaait, did you just finish DTF St. Louis, too?

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 101d

Nope. I'm not a big fan of shows like that honestly.

StrutTower@discuss.online · 40 pts · 102d (4 replies)

I really want to read those 6 reviews

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 102d (3 replies)

since its 3.5 stars, likely some complained its gets "messy" when you come and annoying to clean fabric.

lumpyluggage@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 102d (2 replies)

Its got plastic lining inside. So that's usually not an issue

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 102d (1 reply)

Oh does it now...

(͠≖~≖ ͡ )

lumpyluggage@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 102d

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 102d (1 reply)

"What's that sound? Who's slapping thick bologna slices against a wet ham?"

PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 102d

Sorry dad, just trying to make lunch.

sigmabot@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 102d

squirt yurts

Klear@quokk.au · 23 pts · 102d

This is way too big to be brought on a tram. Useless.

i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 102d

Why’d you crop the price

thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 102d (1 reply)

Ah so that’s what Christopher Pike was doing

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 10 pts · 102d

Beep beep.

Sphks@jlai.lu · 13 pts · 102d (3 replies)
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 102d (2 replies)

I want to see it, but fuck Amazon, I ain't clicking on that link

Sphks@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 102d (1 reply)

It's a portable sauna booth. It's way more compact than what the walmart photo depicts. You can barely put a small chair in it and stay sit down. It looks unconfortable.

crank0271@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 102d

Fortunately not all of us are endowed with a small chair.

kartoffelsaft@programming.dev · 11 pts · 102d (2 replies)

VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 102d (1 reply)

What is this for? Like both in the joke and also in reality?

kartoffelsaft@programming.dev · 11 pts · 102d

It's supposed to be some kind of portable sauna thing I found from typing random words into amazon with a friend. The original image made her look like Thomas the Tank Engine so I shopped his face over hers.

Original image:

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 102d

family guy had the YANKET.

kboos1@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 102d (1 reply)

Except the really weird look on your face, like a red face thousand yard stare that somehow still makes eye contact

outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 102d

Yeah i couldn't beacuse of the face i already get awkard when accdently making eye contact on the street......in this though

DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 102d (1 reply)

They will know from my face

leavemealone@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 102d

Not if you put on a mask ! Maybe something with non artificial materials, like leather ! Then they won't suspect anything !

foggianism@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 102d

Well it's not really public then, is it?

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 102d (1 reply)

Nathan For You did it already

VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 102d

As an experiment! This one's a mass Market privacy masturbation dome.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 102d

I do think it would be very funny for there to be a fashion trend of just, your entire outfit is your astonishingly overpriced 'luxury' handbag.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 102d

Only 3 1/2 stars? I wanna read the reviews.

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d

I'll take one for 2 people so I can invite my best mate

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 101d

Well where’s the fun in that?