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My $5K smart bed needs to shut the hell up
https://www.theverge.com/column/921654/optimizer-eight-sleep-ai-summaries-health-wellness
23 Comments
sexy_peach@feddit.org · 55 pts · 122d
Imagine telling on yourself this hard
https://web.archive.org/web/20260501140155/https://www.theverge.com/column/921654/optimizer-eight-sleep-ai-summaries-health-wellness
Cherry@piefed.social · 37 pts · 121d
Yeh her ability to waffle is annoying. They oversaturated every point repetitively and pad it with crap.
Short story they bought a ridiculous priced bed to give them data…and it gamified their sleep and gave them dodgy info…not a surprise.
Article takes 10 paragraphs to explain, and is entitled 'the bed needs to shut up'. Ironic.
tyler@programming.dev · 16 pts · 122d
Telling on themselves what?
kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 121d
This hard
Maeve@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 121d
That Western media is utterly garbage.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 50 pts · 121d
The author is one of the reasons they can sell that crap. Why do people always only learn by experience?
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 40 pts · 121d
Smart people learn from their own mistakes, wise people learn from the mistakes ot experience of others, stupid people never learn.
Joelk111@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 121d
In that case, I'm really really smart.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 121d
Because empathy takes intelligence
markz@suppo.fi · 19 pts · 121d
Isn't archive.is the one that uses you for a ddos attack
Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 121d
Yes but unfortunately it’s the only one that is coded to strip paywalls instead of archiving the page as-is
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 121d
Except it's also been found to change page content, so it's not really archiving the page as-is, either
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 121d
archive.ph also works to strip pay walls.
markz@suppo.fi · 10 pts · 121d
Isn't that the same one
PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 121d
Yes, these are all mirrors:
archive.fo|archive.is|archive.li|archive.md|archive.ph|archive.today|archive.vn
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 121d
tbh I have no idea
Maeve@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 121d
Yes.
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 121d
If your snoring is that problematic you probably need a sleep study and a CPAP machine, not a $5,000 bed making you drink.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 120d
Jeez. An apple-infested, AI-powered bed with cloud-acces that monitors your most private moments and shares them with the world? And that also costs money not pays you?
But when I'd ask them if I could just sit there and watch them sleep, suddenly I am the weird one?
BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 120d
Because you didn't charge them
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 120d
Ooooooh. Yes. That might be it.
fta@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 121d
https://github.com/LiamSnow/opensleep
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 120d
Moron.