These are the Olympic stories I want to hear. Yeah, a guy won the decathlon with mismatched garbage shoes. Cool I guess. I'd rather hear about the heroic sprinter that somehow took gold despite getting their ass pounded so hard the night before that they saw god.
The space. The space between my paws. It’s like a thing. I can see it! I can’t explain it, but I’m holding fucking nothing bro. I’m actually holding nothing! Whoa.
19 Comments
DrBob@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 100d
I wish there was a Nobel Prize for photography.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 100d
I wish there was a Nobel Prize for pornography.
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 100d
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 100d
I mean I'm given to understand they're already fucking each other enough to deplete the condom reserves. Just film it and start handing out medals.
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 100d
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 100d
These are the Olympic stories I want to hear. Yeah, a guy won the decathlon with mismatched garbage shoes. Cool I guess. I'd rather hear about the heroic sprinter that somehow took gold despite getting their ass pounded so hard the night before that they saw god.
That's how you get me to watch the Olympics.
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 100d
X@piefed.world · 26 pts · 100d
The space. The space between my paws. It’s like a thing. I can see it! I can’t explain it, but I’m holding fucking nothing bro. I’m actually holding nothing! Whoa.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 100d
Someone give this poor cat his ring back!
twelvety@fedia.io · 13 pts · 100d
That's an amazing/horrible/terrifying picture and I don't know which. But it's definitely a picture.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 100d
Curses! Thou hath foiled my plans once more, o window thingy, and I shan't forget thy treachery!
StillAlive@piefed.world · 10 pts · 100d
"The fish was this big!"
snoons@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 100d
I thought that was Yoda for a second.
dadGPT@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 100d
looks more like gollum
Bonesince1997@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 100d
Where is the preciousssss!
LordMayor@piefed.social · 8 pts · 100d
“How do they do that with their thumbs?! The secret knowledge must be mine!”
probable_possum@leminal.space · 7 pts · 100d
Reenacting the stone breaker big strong hands scene, I see. :)
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 100d
Saturn devouring his (invisible) son.
sachamato@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 100d
The dark side is strong in him
abcdqfr@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 100d
Who else can see the man looking out the window? Maybe my brightness is too low. Pun unintended
DokPsy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 100d
Was it the cats use of the braincell that slipped thru his fingers?
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 100d
It's a little goblin, so cute :)