c/lemmyshitpost · by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 117dgotteem 350 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
20 Comments
PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world · 71 pts · 117d
wait a minute, youre not _violet08
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 55 pts · 117d
RustyShackleford@piefed.social · 44 pts · 117d
rainwall@piefed.social · 7 pts · 117d
Honestly? Better without. The Philips screws are somehow more emotive.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 117d
I will be watching your account with interest.
CaptainMan251@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 117d
Girl, its ok. We love you either way
Though I can understand why a lot women start off with "I'm not that kind of girl".
That allows them to work up from there lmao.
sundray@lemmus.org · 21 pts · 117d
Sometimes you want a guy to feel special: "I don't do this with everyone you know."
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 117d
Try not to suck any dicks on the way across the parking lot!
sundray@lemmus.org · 20 pts · 117d
Dicks in the parking lot!?
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 117d
Satisfactory!!!
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 7 pts · 117d
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 117d
In psychology we call that "anchor and adjust"!
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 117d
Keep a few pairs of adhesive-backed googly eyes in a bag or pocket so opportunities like this don't pass you by.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 117d
Instructions unclear, googly eyed penis
sundray@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 117d
Cocky Monster
lime@feddit.nu · 10 pts · 117d
it wasn't a cock...
it was a COCK LOBSTERRRRRR
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 117d
Sounds to me like the instructions were perfectly clear.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 117d
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 117d
Elilol@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 117d
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 117d
And don't you ever be ashamed of it. Folks like you make the world a better place.
Elilol@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 116d
X@piefed.world · 2 pts · 117d
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