are you afraid of the hentai virus?

And why?

Bonus: how many people do you think habe died Form if yet? Do you think the government will cover it up like covid 20?

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48 Comments

remon@ani.social · 40 pts · 108d (5 replies)

Do you think the government will cover it up like covid 20?

Damn, that's must have been a really good cover up, I haven't even heard about that one until now!

gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 108d (4 replies)

I assume they're referring to how the US government was very slow in responding to the pandemic, downplaying the severity.

remon@ani.social · 25 pts · 108d (3 replies)

That was covid 19.

Covid 20 is news to me.

gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 108d

OH LMFAO MY BAD!!!

Tomassci@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 108d (1 reply)

Covid seems to be several versions behind.

moondoggie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 108d

You should set your Covid to auto-update. Otherwise you might get a vir… waaaaait a minute…

BlackEco@lemmy.blackeco.com · 29 pts · 108d

ModernRisk@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 108d (2 replies)

I’m not afraid of the hentai virus but, I’m worried about Hanta virus. There was one person infected with in my city.

Though, not worried for another pandemic (yet).

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 108d

You should be afraid of it. If your work PC gets infected with it, you could lose your job when all your work files get replaced with hentai.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 108d

Hanta virus is so 2026, in big 26 were worried of hentai.

Strider@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 108d (1 reply)

It's some weird shit that turns us into hot anime girls right? Well...

... I've seen worse things happening on earth in the recent years.

HubertManne@piefed.social · 2 pts · 108d

surely some sort of superpowers should be involved?!

BurgerBaron@piefed.social · 10 pts · 108d (3 replies)

No, I'm just scared of Ligma.

BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 108d (2 replies)

OK, here you go.

WHAT'S LIGMA, BURGERBARON?

BurgerBaron@piefed.social · 10 pts · 108d (1 reply)

LIGMA BALLS HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 108d

Kennystillalive@feddit.org · 9 pts · 108d

I'm terrified of the Hentai Virus... what if it forces us to jerk it to NTR?! I'm not mentally prepared for that scenario.

Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc · 8 pts · 108d (1 reply)

What symptoms does the Hentai virus have?

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 14 pts · 108d

Multiple orgasms

devolution@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 108d

Yeah I'm scared. I refuse to have a tentacle shoved up my ass.

HubertManne@piefed.social · 5 pts · 108d (3 replies)

no. its not airborn. also the government did not cover up covid they were ignorant about it. trump literally withdrew people looking for viruses in china like that in like october/november of 2019. like early nov the last of em where flying back to the states. could not have been worse if you did actively do it on purpose. Absolute perfect timing to fuck everyone.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 108d (2 replies)

So you heard about covid 20?

HubertManne@piefed.social · 2 pts · 108d (1 reply)

I assumed you meant covid19 not being understood in early 2020. if you actually mean covid20 that makes no sense as it would have to be an independent cross over with no relation to covid19 which is so spectacularly unlikely. mutations of covid19 is still covid19. Its just variations and they get their little name addons.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · -1 pts · 108d

Covid20 ia real, i saw it happen.

remon@ani.social · 4 pts · 108d

No, 2D viruses can't hurt me!

TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 108d

Not at all.

And not of the hantavirus, either, even back in the days when I rode horses and spent a fair amount of time in environments with lots of rodents.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 108d (4 replies)

I haven't been afraid of the hantavirus since learning about it from an episode of X-Files and then reading up on it afterward because it sounded scary as fuck.

Why is Lemmy so obsessed with this? Other than news about the cruise ship, I've only see people on Lemmy talking about it. It's not a common disease. Unless you are on that cruise ship, you don't have much to worry about.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 0 pts · 108d (3 replies)

*hentai virus

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 108d (1 reply)

I'm even less afraid of that. I want to be infected with hentai.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 108d

HubertManne@piefed.social · 2 pts · 108d

was like the first thing my wife said when hearing about it on the news and she can't stop giggling when the name is said.

zxqwas@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 108d

No. We should be reasonably prepared for a pandemic. It's when everyone has forgotten they happen we should start worrying.

herculeskan@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 108d (2 replies)

No, I got coronavirus and nothing happened

18107@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 108d

Not too many people will tell you about the time they got coronavirus and died.

Physics Girl has another story though.

TheOSINTguy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 108d

Congratulations on having a strong immune system, but others aren't so lucky.

jystfact@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 104d (1 reply)

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 104d

Ai

CodenameDarlen@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 108d (13 replies)
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 108d

Calm down, Thanos.

Iconoclast@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 108d

You do realize that hoping for the death of 4 billion people puts you up there with the worst people in history when it comes to your aspirations?

hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 108d (1 reply)

You do realize the issue is not the billions of people occupying the planet, but the handful controlling the wealth those people create, do you not? If the business interests of the richest people on Earth weren't a factor in decision-making, we could do much better with our 8 billion.

CodenameDarlen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 108d
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BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 108d

There would be so much less traffic on my way to work! I bet the lines at theme parks would be a lot shorter, too. Probably wouldn't be a housing crisis anymore.

Only downside is, you know, half of the population of the entire planet dying painfully and the survivors guilt their families would feel after having to watch it. And cheering it on is like, unfathomably cruel. But those are just details.

WongKaKui@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 108d (2 replies)

Bruh, this comment is worse than Hitler, Stalin, Mao and the One Child Policy combined

CodenameDarlen@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 107d
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urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · -1 pts · 108d

Saying someone is worse than literal Hitler is crazy

HubertManne@piefed.social · 1 pts · 108d

Thats not gonna happen but to be sustainable it woul have to be way lower. When we first started overshooting what the earth could provide in 1970 we where a bit less than that and we have decimated so much we need to have actual healing take place. We honestly should keep it at a billion and get away from the whole factory farming thing. The fertilizer from oil was in the early 1900's and we were below 2 billion at that point.

bufalo1973@piefed.social · 1 pts · 108d (3 replies)

If only it was the top 8 millions (Bezos, Musk, ...) we would live much better.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 108d (2 replies)

Dude genocide on a morally good scale

bufalo1973@piefed.social · 2 pts · 108d (1 reply)

Not a genocide. Just a shameful outbreak that happens to hit the top 1%.

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 108d

Still good