c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 102dFingies 438 points · 36 comments · view on lemmy.world
36 Comments
crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 54 pts · 102d
they call them fingers but I never see them fing.
funkajunk@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 102d
Oh, there they go
Scuzzm0nkey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 102d
Oh wait, there they go
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 37 pts · 102d
TIL our primate cousins have some bigass hands
psud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 97d
Ours are the right size for throwing a rock the right weight to throw
M137@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 101d
Oh no
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 102d
I find it very worrying that both fingers in the photo have the exact same fingerprint.
Enkrod@feddit.org · 34 pts · 102d
They... they don't though. It's similar, but not identical... you know, like Fingerprints...
BigBenis@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 101d
Right? There's clear differences if you actually look. Yes, they're similar, which is the whole point of the post.
quantumvoid0@programming.dev · 27 pts · 102d
its ai slop
Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 102d
what makes you claim that?
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 27 pts · 102d
Sir this is a lemmy’s, everything is AI slop here according to some people
Jivebunny@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 102d
Also a slip of the slop tongue there
quantumvoid0@programming.dev · -1 pts · 101d
chimpanzees have a bit more of a bulge in them fingers, and if u look close enough the print on both the fingers in this image is same...
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 101d
10 years ago on Reddit:
riskable@programming.dev · 20 pts · 102d
Koalas have nearly identical fingerprints as well:
https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/article/koala-fingerprints/
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 102d
😑
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 102d
I feel like there's not a lot of overlap between what we consider to be a major crime and chimp crimes. In other words, they aren't going to hide the fact that they murdered a dude, and theft is not something we'd be trying to prosecute them for.
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 102d
He got monkey finger
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 6 pts · 102d
Wait a second...how did they get that chimp finger.
They aren't exactly passive creatures who hold still for a photo.
You cut it off didn't you.....
You monster!!!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 102d
They obviously made a wish using a monkey's paw.
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 5 pts · 102d
And as the monkey paw always does, it took their wish, then give them the finger.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 102d
Then they're out of luck, since chimpanzees aren't monkeys.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 102d
It corrupted their wish, like it always does.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 102d
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 102d
"What? The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!" - OP, maybe
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 4 pts · 102d
if you're the one who shot him, then you don't get to say "The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!"
qqq@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 102d
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 2 pts · 102d
No!!! I don't want a freaking toe.
Stop defiling corpses you sicko.
Now go put that back where you found it.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 101d
If a koala were to go on a spree, however....
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 101d
... everything would be infected with Chlamydia
Zier@fedia.io · 4 pts · 102d
Koalas have similar patterns like Humans.
Jivebunny@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 102d
Also, lots of Chlamydia
Zier@fedia.io · 2 pts · 100d
Stop having sex with Koalas.
ch00f@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 101d
Who would be the defense attorney? Clarence Darrow?
tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip · -6 pts · 101d
87Six@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 101d
I think I can guess what this person said 💀