I actually think a bond film where bonds egg cracks during the first half of the film and for the rest of the film the villain and miss Moneypenny are very quick to adapt and refer to her as Jane/miss Bond. M is well meaning but old fashioned and is mostly supportive and keeps self correcting. Q in typical tech bro fashion is a sexist chaser and keeps making inappropriate comments.
The main plot of the film comes when bond comes out to Felix Leiter, who it turns out is a maga shithead and manipulates evidence to turn the CIA against her. She has to rely on the villain from the first half to bring down Felix and clear her name.
I wonder what Jane bonds baby trans wardrobe looks like 🤔
Either that or Q figures it out before bond does, and gives hints to kickstart the whole process, but it makes sense only at the end of the movie. After all there's other categories of tech people
Bah, it's because they give no shits about peoples' lives that they can turn on a dime: James Bond is dead? Good. Jane is a far more fitting nemesis for me!
The misgendering on purpose is an inspired asshole move, just as Miyamoto Musashi would play it.
Many would consider me a villain and I've always respected people's pronouns etc. I'd argue that it's the law abiding middle and upper class who are most judgemental.
it was a relevant enough role for a magazine to uncover her as trabsgender which madeher carrier and she was the first trans gender in the playboy, the playboy was a big deal at the time
imagine a masculinity so fragile that not only do you think the most basic, lamest fictional character is important, and you're upset about it, but you're willing to say that in public?
Seriously, these people have never been in a fist fight and it shows.
Can confirm, our grandfather (a huge avid fan of 007) would commit suicide over trans 007 lol
How do we know? Well haven’t talked to him since 19 and refuses to talk to us after we can’t out as trans so 🤷🏻♀️ ig his masculinity is fragile
Punching a subordinate who you know will almost certainly not fight back doesn't count as a fight, in fact it fits exactly the bill for these types. Find people in relatively weak positions in a dominance hierarchy and exploit the power differential to hurt them.
See also: transphobia.
Come back to me when he's punched Piers Morgan, I would pay to watch that.
...holy shit, I did not even think to check if that had actually happened, because that would be an insane thing to have happened, and to your credit you did in fact get back to me.
Okay, well, you're right, you do kinda have to hand it to him a little bit, I misjudged the man.
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pentastarm@piefed.ca · 149 pts · 126d
snoons@lemmy.ca · 103 pts · 126d
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 125d
I actually think a bond film where bonds egg cracks during the first half of the film and for the rest of the film the villain and miss Moneypenny are very quick to adapt and refer to her as Jane/miss Bond. M is well meaning but old fashioned and is mostly supportive and keeps self correcting. Q in typical tech bro fashion is a sexist chaser and keeps making inappropriate comments.
The main plot of the film comes when bond comes out to Felix Leiter, who it turns out is a maga shithead and manipulates evidence to turn the CIA against her. She has to rely on the villain from the first half to bring down Felix and clear her name.
I wonder what Jane bonds baby trans wardrobe looks like 🤔
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 22 pts · 125d
“We meet again Mist-..eh..-sess Bond.”
Mok98@feddit.it · 16 pts · 125d
Either that or Q figures it out before bond does, and gives hints to kickstart the whole process, but it makes sense only at the end of the movie. After all there's other categories of tech people
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 125d
inshallah
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 125d
The villians respecting gender seems kind of silly though. They don't even respect human lives, they would missgender on purpose.
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 125d
Bah, it's because they give no shits about peoples' lives that they can turn on a dime: James Bond is dead? Good. Jane is a far more fitting nemesis for me!
The misgendering on purpose is an inspired asshole move, just as Miyamoto Musashi would play it.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 125d
Many would consider me a villain and I've always respected people's pronouns etc. I'd argue that it's the law abiding middle and upper class who are most judgemental.
Dasus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 125d
No no, see, Bond villains might be out to destroy the world and kill everyone in it, but they're also very aware of proper manners.
GOLDFINGER | "Do you expect me to talk?
Quokka@quokk.au · 42 pts · 126d
Janette Bond can instantly make the world a better place.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 18 pts · 126d
It’d still be James Bond though.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 43 pts · 126d
transmasc James Bond would be so cool!
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 125d
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 6 pts · 125d
Well okay then who are the choices
xtr0n@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 125d
Elliot Page?
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 125d
Bond has to be British. He was Australian once, and it was a mistake. A Canadian would be no better.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 125d
The Irish one was good though.
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 1 pts · 125d
No not from there.
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 125d
sicarius@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 125d
Eddie Izzard
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 1 pts · 125d
Too old I think
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 125d
“And a big thank you to Jane for organising the drinks”
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 126d
They’ve already had a transgender Bond girl
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 25 pts · 125d
No fasch killed themselves over it though
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 125d
They're too busy jerking off in their Republican National Convention over porn of those that they repress.
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 5 pts · 125d
You expect them to block off an entire pornhub category just because they want to kill those people?
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 125d
I'm not in the fandom, where
rapchee@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 125d
1981 "for your eyes only"
i remember hearing about her in "kill james bond" but i only know it exactly because i typed "trans bond girl" into ddg
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 125d
OK and who was she
The_Decryptor@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 125d
Caroline Cossey, who IMDb credits as "Girl at Pool (uncredited)" in the movie.
Not sure she really qualifies as a "bond girl".
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 124d
it was a relevant enough role for a magazine to uncover her as trabsgender which madeher carrier and she was the first trans gender in the playboy, the playboy was a big deal at the time
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 125d
Not a Bond girl though, was she? They need to have a trans co-star.
bitchkat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 125d
They are talking about Tula who was a bind girl in one movie in the 70s.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 17 pts · 125d
That is the biggest incentive I have ever heard lollll
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 126d
Jane..Jane Bond.
JakenVeina@midwest.social · 15 pts · 126d
But is the Ron Perlman response true? Cause goddamn, I apparently didn't have enough respect for him already.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 125d
I'm pretty sure it is
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 8 pts · 125d
Some theater nerds who grow up doing art do end up cool even when they're old
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 125d
It's true to form
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 125d
What did Perlman say? I've always liked him.
JakenVeina@midwest.social · 2 pts · 125d
What he said in the image.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 125d
Oh, wow, missed that entirely somehow
mattyroses@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 125d
imagine a masculinity so fragile that not only do you think the most basic, lamest fictional character is important, and you're upset about it, but you're willing to say that in public?
Seriously, these people have never been in a fist fight and it shows.
pyre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 125d
it's not real
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 125d
But it could be. And there are those that actually feel this way
GarboDog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 125d
Can confirm, our grandfather (a huge avid fan of 007) would commit suicide over trans 007 lol How do we know? Well haven’t talked to him since 19 and refuses to talk to us after we can’t out as trans so 🤷🏻♀️ ig his masculinity is fragile
Delphia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 125d
Jeremy Clarkson for all his faults would like a word about that last point.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 0 pts · 125d
Punching a subordinate who you know will almost certainly not fight back doesn't count as a fight, in fact it fits exactly the bill for these types. Find people in relatively weak positions in a dominance hierarchy and exploit the power differential to hurt them.
See also: transphobia.
Come back to me when he's punched Piers Morgan, I would pay to watch that.
Delphia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 125d
Do me a favor, go Google "Jeremy Clarkson Punched Piers Morgan"
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 123d
...holy shit, I did not even think to check if that had actually happened, because that would be an insane thing to have happened, and to your credit you did in fact get back to me.
Okay, well, you're right, you do kinda have to hand it to him a little bit, I misjudged the man.
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 125d
Let's make it happen!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 125d
WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 125d
Get Abigail Thorn in there immediately.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 125d
Reygle@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 125d
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ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 8 pts · 125d
alapakala@quokk.au · 7 pts · 125d
Pretty sure 003 already has the higher rank. Elizabeth Dumontsadly died too fast😞.
GarboDog@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 125d
Honestly would love a trans 007 James Bond.
funksoulkitchen@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 125d
I think we need him to seduce a couple trans bond girls first
Newsteinleo@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 124d
That's been done
funksoulkitchen@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 125d
He'll just come out as a trans woman, and Piers will be his dead name. He just needs a Jane Bond film for strength.
Kasane_Teto@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 123d
tf this happens I will convert to wicca
Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 125d
Does he have a method in mind or does he take suggestions?
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 125d
Piers Morgan says
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 126d