Wait, I thought Venezuelans were illegals? Does this mean they are legal immigrants now?

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Soulphite@reddthat.com · 108 pts · 97d (14 replies)

SatansDaughter@piefed.blahaj.zone · 53 pts · 97d (7 replies)

"Used to"

LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz · 52 pts · 97d

He still does, but he used to too.

(sorry, mitch)

redsand@infosec.pub · 14 pts · 97d (3 replies)

He's no longer healthy enough for Viagra

Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 97d (1 reply)

As if that would stop him from trying to stuff his flaccid penis where it doesn't belong.

Itd4n@ani.social · 3 pts · 97d

Whhyyyyyyyyy.

deletes brain

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 97d

Probably McDonald’s too. Yet here we are.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 97d

There's no way his weiner still works.

Witchfire@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 97d

What do you think the Trump-Epstein Friendship Ballroom is for? National security? /s

athatet@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 97d

Thanks for the new one. Been using this one for a while now.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 4 pts · 97d (4 replies)

Used to?

When do you think he stopped?

M137@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 97d

I think he stopped, involuntarily, for a bit after Epstein and Maxwell thing. But only because he lost easy access and the people left in that ring had to keep a mich lower profile for a bit. It's surely well past that now though, I really wonder what the group is ATM.

Geobloke@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 97d (2 replies)

His cock stopped working

Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 96d (1 reply)

As if that would stop him from trying to stuff his flaccid penis where it doesn’t belong.

Geobloke@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 96d

There's an image that will stop you ever sleeping again

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 47 pts · 97d (9 replies)

It's highly like that Trump killed or had someone killed on Epstein's Island. It's also a chance he and Epstein were eating some of the ones killed. Just saying.

Asafum@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 97d (6 replies)

That would make perfect sense because they kept going on and on about Hillary Clinton and those "spirit parties" where they say she ate children.

Every accusation is a confession with these mother fuckers.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 97d (1 reply)

That assertion becomes less and less hyperbolic with time. It's truly alarming.

I'm left wondering that, if a person lacks any/all creativity whatsoever, is this how they fabricate lies? It might just explain how pathological this behavior is.

Asafum@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 97d

I think it's a more of a dual purpose, attack and defensive measure. I relate it to the childish "I know what you are but what am I?" when you're called a name.

They make the accusations first because they don't care about truth, and then when the truth finally comes out that they were the people actually doing the thing it makes it easier for them to get their supporters to brush it off as the opposition just saying "no, you!"

Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 97d (1 reply)

Considering the files have already made mention to both necrophilia and cannibalism of infants, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest to find out Trump's name had been redacted or in a file that has yet to be released related to those incidents.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 97d

the only thing missing from the unholy trinity of paraphelia would be beastiality, i wouldnt be surprised if they were doign that too.

iocase@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 97d (1 reply)

I don't know if you've heard this already but there's emails of them talking about eating cheese.

Users suspect it means they're eating the intestines of breastfeeding newborns. Since their mother's milk turns to cheese inside their gut.

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 97d

Saw something of them eating a lot of "jerky" as well.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 97d

they also had a "sex ranch" in new mexico? where they repeadtly raped young men or boys, and thiels involved too.

skisnow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 97d

People are saying. Many such stories. Sad

ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 97d (6 replies)

Republicans: "Congrats Venezuela, you are now America's 51st state! Go be Americans!"

Venezuela: "Okay, here are our two Democrat senators. K, thanks."

Republicans: "No! Not like that!!"

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 97d (1 reply)

Hah. You assume that by annexing territory everyone living there gets naturalized. These ghouls would sooner repeat what's happening in Palestine.

isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 97d

The former Venezuelans will be declared illegal immigrants and deported to South Sudan.

Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 97d

*laughs in Puerto Rican*

Weydemeyer@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 97d

two Democrat senators

They would elect two PSUV senators. It would be kinda cool to have two senators who would get up there and denounce Bernie Sanders as a reactionary.

Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 95d

gerrymandering intensifies, most of Venezuela's congressional districts are now in Texas

MisterD@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 96d

This is why Porto Rico is not a state already and why Venezuela or Canada won't be states. They would become PR #2 and PR #3

nocturne@slrpnk.net · 36 pts · 97d (4 replies)

mkwt@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 97d (3 replies)

Ah, you see, by "state" he really meant "unincorporated territory" where the residents have no federal voting rights, and US citizenship is at the discretion of Congress.

Soulphite@reddthat.com · 15 pts · 97d (1 reply)

Oh so, a fiefdom?

marcos@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 97d

What an old name. Since the 1600s everybody prefers "colony".

ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 97d

Lol, Venezuela becoming a state would be terrible in so many ways for so many people, but I enjoy the thought that it would flip the house and senate away from republicans, and Trump would spend the next three years getting nothing done.

keyhoh@piefed.social · 19 pts · 97d (1 reply)

The Epstein files are video and audio files. Why haven't we even seen one of those yet, but all sorts of low sized PDFs instead?

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 97d

Epstein

likely including so many people on it besides trump, likely most billionaires are on it, plus other world leaders to, ceos.

Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 97d (2 replies)

Puerto Ricans: are we a joke to you?

hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 97d

yes, and you're a long time getting it.

agingelderly@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 96d

They keep voting to stay away. And I don't blame them.

Kaput@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 97d (7 replies)

Did he already forget about Canada?

dustyData@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 97d (1 reply)

He doesn't remember anything that happened before today's lunch.

osanna@lemmy.vg · 4 pts · 97d

And even that is giving him too much credit.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 97d (1 reply)

yes, attacking canada dint have the same effect as distraction against iran and south americ. it had the opposite effect of economically damaging part of the us.

Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 96d

The shit going on in Iran is also economically damaging the US. After trump shoots his left foot, he has to shoot the right to even it out.

Windex007@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 97d

And Greenland and cuba

Smoogs@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 97d

I think he's getting tired of having his balls nailed to the wall so he's trying for softer targets while the mid terms loom

lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 95d

He's mad about the German chancellor Fotzenfritz at the moment... But I'm 2 months, he has forgotten that, too.

5wim@infosec.pub · 15 pts · 97d

What's the closest mainland continental country to Jeffrey Epstein's island, Little St. James?

Oh yeah, it's Venezuela.

It's weird to me that I haven't seen anyone else talk about that.

dansel@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 97d (9 replies)

You know, I’ve never thought about it before but Venezuela kinda looks a bit like a mildly deformed Africa.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 97d (7 replies)

Yours is better. I was thinking Texas.

But since there’s already a Texas on the north side of the gulf of America, we could then have North Texas and South Texas.

It would be funny because Texans would be pissed that they weren’t the only special and unique Texas.

Also fewer white people.

dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 97d (3 replies)

Venezuela is also larger than Texas, at 352,140 square miles per Wikipedia vs. 268,596. That'll make Texans really pissed.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 97d (2 replies)

Perfect. We’ll nickname the original Texas “little Texas.”

dustyData@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 97d

Fun fact, Venezuela means “little Venice”.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 97d

tropical texas.

flandish@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 95d (2 replies)

Gulf of Mexico

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 95d (1 reply)

I was joking.

flandish@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 95d

i know

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 97d

SOUTH america was attached to africa at one point, 10s of millions years ago, if you attach the east cost of SOUTH america to the west coast of africa they fit.

isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 97d (1 reply)

Your country will be invaded. You will be declared an illegal immigrant in the place you were born. You will be deported to a third-party nation you have no connection to whatsoever.

flandish@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 95d

so the zionist playbook

Asafum@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 97d

Republicans: We know the president said 51st state, but what he really meant was territory, you know, like Puerto Rico. We get all the benefits of owning them, they get none of the representation. Just how we like it.

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 97d

This is exactly why this will never happen. Same reason the US only annexed the sparsely populated portions of Northwest Mexico after the war when they could have conquered the whole country. But gaining thousands of non-white citizens is too odious for white-supremacists to stomach.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 8 pts · 97d

It would mean they're not immigrants at all, merely traveling from one US state to another, no need to cross any border or go through any customs.

SaltSong@startrek.website · 7 pts · 97d

They were illegal when they got here, so they are still illegal. They have to go back to their own country, and re-enter the US properly.

Of course, when they get there and find out their own country is now a US state, and they can't enter it, there may be some confusion.

nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 97d

He can feel the dying of the light and is now fully into his legacy shopping phase .

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 97d

Dummy, itll work like puerto rico. Youre a citizen, as long as you dont actually try to use your rights.

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 97d

No because ICE will move in and start deporting them to El Salvador

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Nope. I dunno if anyone else is with me, but as a Canadian, I will oppose any further talk of 51st state.

npcknapsack@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 95d

Maybe we can show this to the Alberta separatists and tell them they've already missed their chance? Bah, they'd probably just find a way to do something even stupider.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 95d

Did he post this right after his visit to Xi? Bet China has a tape from Epstein’s hidden cameras bought from some Mossad asset. Its Steel Dossier 2 Electric Goodbye Taiwan Boogaloo.

CCMan1701A@startrek.website · 4 pts · 96d

How would the golden dome planning work in this case? Alaska and Hawaii were hard enough to accommodate in the original plan...

Geobloke@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 97d

Never gonna happen, but if it did why not split it into multiple states? Really cement the democratic advantage

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 95d

No, they get lebensbraumed out.

Manjushri@piefed.social · 4 pts · 96d

Oh, they'll still be illegals. This is likely Donald's plan. Take Venezuela at the 51st state and then deport everyone living there now. It's the only way he'll ever reach ICE's deportation goals. You don't really think he'd let all those Venezuelans become citizens, do you?

Tattorack@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 95d (1 reply)

So.... Um...

Canada, Venezuela, Mexico, and Greenland will get merged together to become America's 51st state?

sunbytes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 95d

With all that talk, I guess I'd expected him to be at least on his 52nd by now.

Chivera@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 94d

They won't be legal immigrants this would make them citizens.

nosuchanon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d

The Rothschilds don’t want their plans revealed and setback for another generation.

MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social · 2 pts · 97d

I'm pretty sure that would make them _ citizens _.

Renat@szmer.info · 2 pts · 96d

Venezuela will be a new arena 51 where american sciencist will do reverse engineering of technology of illegal aliens.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · -2 pts · 97d

I thought Venezuelans were illegals?

Yes, I believe you did think that. Glad I could help.