Social media users need to be plied with meaningless imagery to keep them focused for the three seconds it takes to read this. It's absolutely fucking pathetic.
I care about how my partner feels and I know from experience that shaving down there fucking sucks when it starts growing back, so I'd never request this.
Besides that, the dentist is always saying I don't floss enough so it just helps with flossing more. 😌
It really depends on the person's skin, hair, and method of hair removal.
I can't use blades, but my foil shaver works great as long as I exfoliate with a dermaplaner (at a 90° angle) after, and the next day. But foil shavers have a several week adjustment period while your skin gets used to it.
Epilators are also an option if you have a decent pain tolerance. Once you do it a few times, the pain drastically diminishes. Big downside is public hair roots are really stuck in there, so there'll be some skin level breakages that are prone to becoming ingrow until the folical is ripped out a few times and gets weaker. But a foil shaver and dermaplaner fix that up for the most part.
As someone who does shave his bush by choice, I can’t imagine going completely smooth. It takes forever and the burns and ingrowns can’t possibly be worth it, let alone demanding that of someone else? If someone wants to remove the hair down there, I really don’t get why the default assumption is to shave so close to the skin rather than trim (so it’s a bit like elongated stubble.) It also looks better than totally clean IMHO.
As someone who started fucking in the 80's, I welcome the new "bushwhacked" experience, but I do not require it. I know my way around the jungle.
That said, fucking in the 80's and 90's was a very hairy experience.
EDIT: This meme brings to mind an episode of Sex & The City where Samantha compared blowing some guys to flossing. That show is like a little time capsule.
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agingelderly@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 100d
How is this picture related exactly
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 100d
Bushes
agingelderly@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 100d
And the muddy river running parallel to them?
Una@europe.pub · 20 pts · 100d
Pee
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 100d
Silly! Girls don’t pee. They don’t have balls!
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 100d
She needs to drink more water then
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 100d
Maybe she doesn’t wipe?
felixwhynot@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 100d
I could do without that part tbh
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 100d
Wet
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 100d
Social media users need to be plied with meaningless imagery to keep them focused for the three seconds it takes to read this. It's absolutely fucking pathetic.
TheMuffinMan@piefed.world · 4 pts · 99d
Struggled to read this - lots of words and not enough Subway Surfers.
tromars@feddit.org · 2 pts · 98d
You ARE a social media user tho
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 90d
Meow
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 29 pts · 100d
I care about how my partner feels and I know from experience that shaving down there fucking sucks when it starts growing back, so I'd never request this.
Besides that, the dentist is always saying I don't floss enough so it just helps with flossing more. 😌
village604@adultswim.fan · 6 pts · 100d
It really depends on the person's skin, hair, and method of hair removal.
I can't use blades, but my foil shaver works great as long as I exfoliate with a dermaplaner (at a 90° angle) after, and the next day. But foil shavers have a several week adjustment period while your skin gets used to it.
Epilators are also an option if you have a decent pain tolerance. Once you do it a few times, the pain drastically diminishes. Big downside is public hair roots are really stuck in there, so there'll be some skin level breakages that are prone to becoming ingrow until the folical is ripped out a few times and gets weaker. But a foil shaver and dermaplaner fix that up for the most part.
TheMuffinMan@piefed.world · 4 pts · 99d
OK, that gave me a good chuckle haha
As someone who does shave his bush by choice, I can’t imagine going completely smooth. It takes forever and the burns and ingrowns can’t possibly be worth it, let alone demanding that of someone else? If someone wants to remove the hair down there, I really don’t get why the default assumption is to shave so close to the skin rather than trim (so it’s a bit like elongated stubble.) It also looks better than totally clean IMHO.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 100d
As someone who started fucking in the 80's, I welcome the new "bushwhacked" experience, but I do not require it. I know my way around the jungle.
That said, fucking in the 80's and 90's was a very hairy experience.
EDIT: This meme brings to mind an episode of Sex & The City where Samantha compared blowing some guys to flossing. That show is like a little time capsule.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 100d
70s moreso
unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth · 12 pts · 100d
Oh, so now you're eating Jolly ranchers out of the carpet?
And with that memory freshly back in your mind, I'm out.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 100d
It's cool, I'm just gonna be over here throwing up and praying that early onset dementia wipes that part of my memory.
einlander@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 100d
Gushers
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 100d
it's not ideal; but it is pussy.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 100d
And this is why I keep one of those little flossers in my purse.
Una@europe.pub · 3 pts · 100d
Bonus proteins 🤤🤤 because in every forest animals live.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 100d
Aewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Aewww
Aew aew aew aew aew
NO.
NO. NOOOOOOOOOOO
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 100d
It's like mustaches: they don't look nice, but they feel good