oppressed in my own home

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48 Comments

sundray@lemmus.org · 89 pts · 92d (3 replies)

I'm hardly a prude, but I would be reluctant to be naked around "Fire Guy"

the man on fire

lost_faith@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 92d (2 replies)

I cook bacon naked, he would just keep me a little warmer than I was

restingOface@quokk.au · 7 pts · 92d

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me.

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d

I dunno, he’s kinda hot

Elgenzay@lemmy.ml · 77 pts · 92d

flandish@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 92d (10 replies)

i once was opening apartments using a master key, while a building touching the apt bldg was on fire. (i’m a firefighter not a creep) opened a door to an apt where my sight line was across a living room, to a bedroom open with a lady riding a guy. they were like “yeah we heard the alarm but ignored it.” sigh.

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 92d (2 replies)

Were they Kings of Leon?

Because Sex on Fire

Badum tsss

flandish@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 92d

was hotter than the other time i opened one to a couple guys who just did some heroin. good times, that one.

Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 91d
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 92d (4 replies)

Did you use your crowbar to separate them from each other?

flandish@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 91d (2 replies)

nope. just standard policy of playing ph music and sitting in a chair watching while i called them step parent names.

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Next time just use the hose, that’s what I do to my dogs

flandish@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d

no hose with me. next time i’ll use the kitchen sink sprayer.

SorryQuick@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 92d

I wouldn’t recommend. Due to the softness of human bodies, you won’t get the leverage you’d expect. I mean it might work on very thin people where the bones intersect, but for your average use case I’d recommend a simple pulley system.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 92d

Just hose them hah.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 92d

Not the (rightful) invasion, but the alarm thing happened to me and an acquaintance in a hotel one time. We stopped to listen for anything, but nothing happened. So we continued.

red_tomato@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 92d

Literally Fahrenheit 451

bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 92d

I was managing a bar/club in a student city, and somebody decided to puke in the urinal and clogged it to all hell. So I called a plumber to fix it cause I wasn't able to, and got to talking with the guy. Asked him if he had any weird encounters, and he told me that once he was called to a house of a very infamous frat to fix some blockage. He was let inside, and there was this couple just straight up fucking with their doors open. He asked them to stop; they didn't. So after asking a second time with the same outcome, he just left and sent them a bill for the start-up cost.

Trades people encounter some shit man

gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 92d

Sounds more like Fahrenheit 451

shweddy@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 92d

Literally Fahrenheit 451

istdaslol@feddit.org · 16 pts · 92d

„Medusa, Cover your snakes, some weak willed are here“

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 92d

I was thinking Farenheight 451

stoly@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 92d

Might also be a Fahrenheit 451 reference lol

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 9 pts · 92d

You’re just trying to keep him for yourself!!!

So selfish.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 92d

that guy is lit 🔥

... because he's a fireman. Get it? Get it? Get it?

... this thing on?

popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 91d

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 92d (3 replies)

The fire guy is irrelevant for the oppression, it's his phone and smart home speakers plugged into palantir, aandrijving his privacy

anise@awful.systems · 10 pts · 92d (2 replies)

doxxed by autocorrect

what word that fits would get corrected to aandrijving?

maltasoron@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 92d

Propulsion, obviously.

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 92d

I think I was going for sabotaging or something like it

conartistpanda@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d

Kill la Kill (2013)

MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 88d

This person's font setting is miniscule

turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 92d (15 replies)

The fire guy has eyelids, ain't he?

But for real this is sexual assault so don't be naked in front of people anymore.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 92d (12 replies)

Being naked in front of people is "sexual assault"?

Bollocks, and y'all upvoting it.

M1ch431@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 92d (11 replies)

People seem to be culturally conditioned to see any form of nudity as inherently sexual or perverted. It's not inherently sexual.

I'm aware of at least a few European countries and countries like Japan that have no problem or less problems with nudity compared to the US.

Bathing culture/having public baths or communal showers opens the door to people relaxing about the human body.

Communal/non-sexual nudity really isn't a big deal.

village604@adultswim.fan · 0 pts · 92d (4 replies)

You think Japan has less of an issue with nudity then the US? Their porn can't even show uncensored genitals.

M1ch431@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 92d (3 replies)

That's sexual though. When I said, "have no problem or less problems with nudity", I meant non-sexual nudity.

They almost certainly have less problems with non-sexual nudity. There is discrimination against tattoos, for example. I'm unsure how being transgender would work, but I'd imagine that is another area of discrimination and exclusion.

village604@adultswim.fan · 2 pts · 92d (2 replies)

The only place you can be publicly nude in Japan is bath houses.

M1ch431@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 92d (1 reply)

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/nude-beaches-world-map

European countries do generally allow nude sunbathing and have bathing culture. I wasn't just talking about Japan.

I can't attest to the accuracy of the map, but it has to be at least somewhat accurate. I don't think it's correct on Japan, as you say. Take it with a grain of salt.

Japan is prudish and repressed in many ways, sure, but they do see the practicality of being nude when you have a reason to be nude (e.g. bathing). Hot springs are a social activity and generally individuals are very comfortable (at least) with being nude with the same sex.

Oh, and there is weight-based shaming and other forms of discrimination/racism there. There are issues and it's fair to point them out.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 92d

Damn china really isn't beating the "less cool than Vietnam" accusations

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · -4 pts · 92d (5 replies)

Bro, I don't want to see your ugly (even if you are a woman).

Get you ass out of my sight.

M1ch431@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 92d (2 replies)

Fair, then don't go to spaces where people are naked or look at people who are legally naked. You do you.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 92d (1 reply)

That would be hard if people just stopped wearing clothes. I still have to go to work, and all that.

M1ch431@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 92d

It's a good thing then that countries that have this sort of nudity legal don't start becoming nudist colonies just because you can legally be topless or nude.

gmtom@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Tough shit. My body my choice.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 91d

Keep your choice to yourself.

xkbx@startrek.website · 8 pts · 92d

I noticed how you didn’t say any less either ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 92d

Except me.