Tim had it coming

Bulletin board behind glass in a wooded area. Text reads: TAKE ONLY PHOTOS LEAVE ONLY FOOTPRINTS KILL ONLY TIM PLEASE STAY ON THE TRAILS

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31 Comments

wuffah@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 95d

The message is obviously missing some letters. They probably meant to write:

KILL ONLY TIMOTHY

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 95d (5 replies)

It took me too long to figure this out. It was supposed to be time.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 95d (3 replies)

Fuck. Anyone know a good lawyer?

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 95d (2 replies)

I have an exciting program you can join if you want to go to a third world country for some regime change

jdr@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Don't out my ex, that didn't go down well at all

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 95d

Sorry exciting, not ex outing- I fully support lgtbq+…. Unless there is an Lgtbq+ country with oil…. Then I fully support bringing them “Freedom”

wuffah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 95d

Maybe Tim was littering?

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 95d (3 replies)

He’s just trying to warn people about the rabbit!

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 12 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Tim the Enchanter?!

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 94d

I read this in a Dr. Doof voice

phar@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 95d

The sign was made by the rabbit. It's all clear now.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 17 pts · 95d (3 replies)

Damn, wtf did Tim do?

MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 95d

Don't be a tim apologist. Tis'nt a good look...

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 95d

He left handprints

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 95d

The rangers. He was not a gentle lover

negativenull@piefed.world · 15 pts · 95d

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 95d

Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 95d

To hell with Tim in particular!

rem26_art@fedia.io · 10 pts · 95d (1 reply)

Tim must have been the last person who took more than photos and left more than footprints

NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 95d

Tim took footprints and left photos. When we find Tim, we will go to work on him, with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 95d

Never liked the guy anyway.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 95d (1 reply)
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 95d

Schwim Dandy knew what was up.

varjen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 94d

Yeah fuck that guy.

Archer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 95d

I miss Hello Internet

rslogix89@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 95d
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 95d

TIM! as commanded by The holy texts I Stand before you to Carry out your divine sanctioned death.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 95d (1 reply)

I put Tim in the same category as Kenny. As in the beer: Killkenny.

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 94d

Oh my God, they killed Tim!

daannii@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 95d

Last name? Or just all Tims?

DoubleDongle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 94d

I had a boss named Tim once, so this always makes me smile