c/lemmyshitpost · by DrCake@lemmy.world · 121dRare, slightly used 415 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world
16 Comments
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 68 pts · 121d
It’s this guy, right?
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 121d
It has electronics included, says "Dag GUM!" when you finish.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 121d
Dag GUM that's yummy cum!
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 121d
If I'm lyin' I'm cryin'.
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 120d
In my tummy tum.
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 121d
Shame it's doing the hot bit too late!
arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 121d
it's not what you think, you only put your toes in it. it's a toe-mater
4grams@awful.systems · 22 pts · 121d
Sorry for the tired gif, but this is my exact reaction.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 121d
What a terrible day to have eyes and be able to read.
...I'd buy it though.
0ops@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 121d
Ker-chaang
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 121d
I’d kachika this for hours
taiyang@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 121d
I bet it's not even officially licensed, smh
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 121d
Oh...
daannii@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 121d
Whenever I see elaborate sex toys, my first thought always is. "How could you possibly keep that thing sanitized properly. I mean. Common.".
sundray@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 121d
... you're a bad car.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 121d
I sure hope it’s rare. Those cheap ass parts? There are better ways of giving your dick cancer.