There's an imposter in this bag of 🍋

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psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 92d (2 replies)

It's a hybrid, Lemorange!

PixellatedDave@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 92d

It's to make grandma's famous lemorade

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 92d

......that sounds good actually. Ugh! All this time scientists have spent on things like AIDS research, and vaccines, and we could have had a nice tasty frosty glass of Lemorangeaid!

certified_expert@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 92d

So you "got a lemon".

hold on...

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 92d (2 replies)

muttering about lemon-stealing whores intensifies

hoch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 92d (1 reply)

They can't keep getting away with this!

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 92d

EMERGENCY MEETING

Thorry@feddit.org · 5 pts · 92d

Imagine selling home grown organic lemons and then adding an ungodly amount of plastic to the packaging. Just add a little cardboard tag to the net. But the net is probably plastic as well, designed to perfectly trap wildlife once it gets dumped in the ocean.

myplacedk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 92d

When you want to make lemonade, but life gives you oranges...

espentan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 92d

crimson_iris@piefed.social · 2 pts · 92d

There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- when life hands you oranges, make lemonade.

starik@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 92d

The Ugly Lemon

toynbee@piefed.social · 2 pts · 92d

Have any of them been pilfered by the promiscuous?

Sunshine@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 80d

Orange you glad to get a bonus orange?

tpyo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 92d

My high ass was trying to see amogus in the shape of the bag, then checked the comm, then reread the title, then tried to find amogus amongst the fruit

The comments made me realize I'm a dumbass and need to critically observe the info given

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 92d
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Pissmidget@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 92d (1 reply)

Everyone knows lemons are just unripened oranges, that's why they taste sour...

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 92d

I was born in 1983. Right in the midst of reagan times. So I don't know what lemons tasted like before reagan.

What I do know is that for my whole life, lemons have been sour.

Who's to say they aren't just sour about the prison industrial complex?

Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 92d

Huh, I thought the 'line that processes lemons' and the 'line that processes oranges' would be seperate. At least seperate times to retool, if not seperate building, or even seperate countries.

TIL, citrus fruits all get sent to the same place and packaged there.