The butthole can provide support, why not. The harness, which is built into those stretchy trousers, and is attached to the front-butt of the genitals, will carry so much of the weight!
The items are in a plastic bag. His buttocks are covered in at least 1 layer of cloth (likely 2). And the items themselves are likely in their own container.
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i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 30 pts · 91d
Uhh those bags should all be in one hand so he can still fish out his keys and open the house door.
Amateur hour!
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 91d
Not if you have the keys attached to a cock ring.
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 16 pts · 91d
Connected the smart lock to a fleshlight, so now I fuck my door open.
Anivia@feddit.org · 4 pts · 91d
Register your tip as a fingerprint on the smart lock 👀
webp@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 91d
Nah his cheeks could handle them
faeb@piefed.social · 15 pts · 91d
I kinda really wanna see this dude's facial expression during this.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 91d
༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽
QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d
toynbee@piefed.social · 6 pts · 91d
I wonder why this is a static image and not an animation or video.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 91d
That's why I train like this (NSFW)
bitfucker@programming.dev · 16 pts · 91d
You weren't kidding when it says NSFW
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d
I don't believe in false advertising
It's one of my more unhinged videos, but I think it's hilarious
Especially if you listen to the audio too
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 91d
The butthole can provide support, why not. The harness, which is built into those stretchy trousers, and is attached to the front-butt of the genitals, will carry so much of the weight!
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 91d
I dont get worrying about the whole one trip thing when you have a driveway. Parked down the st? Sure. But you park next to your house? Relax.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 91d
When I used to have an apartment on the 3rd floor, you bet your ass it was one trip every time.
Smeagol666@crazypeople.online · 2 pts · 91d
Same here. I'd do anything not to make an extra trip up 3 flights of stairs. My current apartment is on the first floor.
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · -4 pts · 91d
I don't think anyone will want to eat the food in the center bag, not even the guy carrying it.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 91d
My friend, some people pay extra for that.
village604@adultswim.fan · 6 pts · 91d
Also, it's in a relatively sealed plastic bag
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 91d
The items are in a plastic bag. His buttocks are covered in at least 1 layer of cloth (likely 2). And the items themselves are likely in their own container.
It's fine.