He was the gorilla glue keeping the world together

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RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 121 pts · 72d (8 replies)

Harambe dying is what set us on the current path. Save Harambe, save us all.

GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 72d (4 replies)

The greatest gift to the world is a Harambe of obscurity. A Harambe known only to his zookeepers and locals.

Hidden Harambe Heals

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 72d

A Harambe known only to his zookeepers and locals.

And, of course, George W. Bush.

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 71d (2 replies)

How many are there currently do you suppose? And is it better for the number to be high or low?

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 71d

Perhaps it's all of them

GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d

A few thousand people minimum - a zoo that has a gorilla really ought to have enough visits and regulars that know Hidden Harambe's name the way that I know the name of some sea lion at my local zoo because it's on ads when I drive by.

teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 72d (2 replies)

Harambe is a cheerleader?

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 72d (1 reply)

I miss Heroes. Actually I take that back, I miss the first season and the potential that it had.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 71d

The idea of Heoes.

Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 72d (1 reply)

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 71d

no one ever told you the true queer agenda:
coming this june:

MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 72d (2 replies)

Whatever may happen, I’m whippin’ out my meat.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 71d

FUCK MY RIBS i'll be at costco

Jumi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 70d

I'm cranking that hog

silly_goose@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 72d (1 reply)

Fake his death so that he gets to live and keep his glory.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 72d

Coming this Fall on NBC: Incognito - Harambe goes into Witness Protection as a cafeteria worker at Pleasant Horizons Nursing Home - but the FBI still needs his knack for crime-solving! Featuring Henry Winkler as Old Carl.

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 71d

Finally an easy trolley

Marthirial@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 72d

First time? ~ Jesus

Etterra@discuss.online · 0 pts · 71d

He's already dead and incinerated or buried, so go ahead and run over them remains.