Anon mishears a coworker

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ashenone@lemmy.ml · 84 pts · 93d (16 replies)

Mt two favorite fun facts are geography facts.

  1. If you start in Detroit and head south the first foreign country you will hit is Canada

  2. The pacific entrance of the Panama Canal is east of the atlantic entrance.

Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 93d

Uh... You're fat?

Thteven@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 93d (5 replies)

Human butthole wrinkles are unique, like a fingerprint.

radix@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Squat on the inkpad, perp.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 93d

This is how I unlock my phone.

rtxn@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 93d

When the small intestine has to be temporarily removed during surgery, surgeons use a tool similar to a coat rack to hang it. Afterwards, they just shove it back into the gut and let it wriggle itself back into shape.

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 93d
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dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 92d

The precursor to a colonic map biometric unlock.

Serinus@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Map of Panama showing the country is largely west to east and the canal is roughly north to south.

rtxn@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 93d
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boboliosisjones@feddit.nu · 20 pts · 93d

I think its interesting how north Europe is compared to North America. Stockholm, Sweden is on the same level as Alaska. The Canadian/US border is roughly level with Paris.

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 93d

Canadians call Detroit "The Barbarians to the North"

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 93d

Reno, Nevada, is farther west than Los Angeles, California

Agent641@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Earth is the largest planet in the world

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 93d

Big, if true

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 93d

If you start in Detroit

Looks like the west side of Detroit doesn't hit Canada to the south. Just from eyeballing it I think you'd hit Cuba first.

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 92d

Certain parts of Detroit, the west end is north of merkkka.

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 92d (3 replies)

The peanut, is neither a pea, nor a nut.

(Probably not a fact, i think it may be a nut. But that was one of the funniest lines from The Critic.)

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 92d (2 replies)

It is not a nut; it is a legume.

peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 92d (1 reply)

I knew 90s era fox cartoons wouldnt lie to me....

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 92d

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 93d (1 reply)

I'm a janitor

Oh my genitals?

hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 89d

Thank you for this gem

QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 92d

I'm reminded of when I worked for Wal-Mart, I had a lady complain her husband was fat. I just nodded politely and went along with it, never insulted him, just smiled and agreed with the woman.

Got chewed out for "Calling him fat", when I was just doing what I was trained to do.