Unless you believe that Satan is made up of hydrogen and helium, they ARE metal. But maybe your mythos believes that Satan is a star / constellation, I dunno.
Many of the constellations (collections of stars) were though to be embodiments of deities in many belief systems across the world, from the Greeks and Romans in Europe to the indigenous peoples of Australia! It wouldn't surprise me if Satan is thought to be made of star stuff in some mythos.
i just woke up and literally gotta start doing shit, i just wanted to sit down for five minutes and see some happy things and all y'all made me smile so (＾ω＾) anyways pretend i drew some horns and a mustache and a cigarillo in mspaint dot net or something i am busy for the next few hours if no one scoops me
idk about you, but I wouldn't want to get dental insurance for two sets of teeth, let alone having to worry about a root canal in my crotch.
Could you imagine the damage a sneeze could cause during consensual sex? Seriously, your imagination is severely limited if you only get to rape and stop there.
I mean you thought of a woman having teeth in her vagina and the only problem you could come up with was 'it would cause problems for a rapist'. That's concerning. You didn't even consider that she might need braces and be unable to afford them.
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Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 97d
The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame. - Saruman of Many Colors
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 96d
Flame of Udun!
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 97d
See? It's not that men can't find the clitoris. It's just that womens orgasms aren't worth fighting the Uterus monster.
mrmisses@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 97d
Stand back, I'm going in!
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org · 16 pts · 97d
Let it nibble a bit on your dick as a treat
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 97d
Give satan a finger and she’ll take your whole… never mind, sounds horrible
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 97d
I respectfully disagree
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 97d
You would!
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d
take a whole load of what? a whole load of whaattt???
fonix232@fedia.io · 40 pts · 97d
So you're saying that having sex with women is actually face-fucking Satan?
That's fucking metal
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 97d
No, it’s fucking Satan.
fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 97d
Is there a difference?
sbeak@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 96d
Unless you believe that Satan is made up of hydrogen and helium, they ARE metal. But maybe your mythos believes that Satan is a star / constellation, I dunno.
Many of the constellations (collections of stars) were though to be embodiments of deities in many belief systems across the world, from the Greeks and Romans in Europe to the indigenous peoples of Australia! It wouldn't surprise me if Satan is thought to be made of star stuff in some mythos.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 97d
I remember being 16 and having sex for the first time and wishing my gf was as into Diablo 2 as I was.
She was into Conan O'Brien.
UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 97d
I wish my wife was as into me as I am with her.
::: spoiler spoiler I'm not serious. I used my freewill to lie on the internet. :::
Azzu@leminal.space · 16 pts · 97d
You can just ask to be pegged, many women are happy to do it nowadays.
MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 97d
You make it sound like a bad thing?
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 97d
which part is a bad thing?
none of it was bad. it just was. i was into diablo 2, she was into conan o'brien. we broke up after two months.
Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 97d
You could've met half way with Conan the Barbarian.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 97d
neither of us were that cultured at that time. but that would have beautiful.
but we did watch Stanley Kubrick films together and we met in drama club.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 97d
or diablo o'brien
Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 97d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 97d
i just woke up and literally gotta start doing shit, i just wanted to sit down for five minutes and see some happy things and all y'all made me smile so (＾ω＾) anyways pretend i drew some horns and a mustache and a cigarillo in mspaint dot net or something i am busy for the next few hours if no one scoops me
Smoogs@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 97d
it's missing a clitoris. clearly a man designed this.
violetring@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 96d
I like that you said that as a joke, but no one in comments have mentioned the ovaries.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 97d
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 97d
Can be good advice for working with one of these
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 96d
If that's how you like it I can.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 96d
dodge
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 96d
HumanOnEarth used Dodge
it's not very effective.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 96d
FUCK
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 90d
Actually no not at all
wake@quokk.au · 21 pts · 97d
Vagina dentata
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 97d
Teeth was a great documentary movie about vagina dentata.
Lehmuusa@nord.pub · 21 pts · 97d
Just came by to say that these two fit together very beautifully!
Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 97d
That's just how it is during a period
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 97d
If you don’t look, there’s no blood!
deliriousdreams@fedia.io · 7 pts · 97d
That is unfortunately not how it is during a period.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 97d
You also put a towel underneath and don't look at that either.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 97d
Doesn't matter, had sex
josephc@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 96d
Pee is stored in the Balrogs.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 96d
Can't find the nice spot without a proper map?
Mwa@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 96d
o emm gzee Doom
L7HM77@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 97d
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S GOT TEETH???
billwashere@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 97d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(2007_film)
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 96d
Vagina dentata...what a wonderful phrase!
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 96d
Believe it or not, more worries.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 96d
For the rest of your days!
MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 96d
It's our problem plagued philosophy!
Smoogs@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 96d
Only if you're a rapist.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 96d
idk about you, but I wouldn't want to get dental insurance for two sets of teeth, let alone having to worry about a root canal in my crotch.
Could you imagine the damage a sneeze could cause during consensual sex? Seriously, your imagination is severely limited if you only get to rape and stop there.
Smoogs@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 95d
the following sentence was typed by: _ stranger _
that was not taken out of context. that was actually typed out of you. da fuck is wrong with you people holy fuck?
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 95d
I mean you thought of a woman having teeth in her vagina and the only problem you could come up with was 'it would cause problems for a rapist'. That's concerning. You didn't even consider that she might need braces and be unable to afford them.
FluorineBalloon@programming.dev · 3 pts · 96d
http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html
I'm so glad this site is still running!
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 96d
And this was BEFORE that movie, too!
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 96d
Sigh... unzips
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 97d
Still would
Xerxos@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 96d
That vagina is spiky and on fire.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d
The song goes. "This sex is on fire!"
darklamer@feddit.org · 10 pts · 97d
Hellish good sex!
Mwa@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 96d
this is how you teach satanists how the vagina works
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 96d
Fuck don't show this to christians!
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 97d
Hail Satan
fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 97d
No, it's fuck Satan.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 97d
Looks like a light saber looking dildo is used here.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 97d
Is it that time again already?
Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d
Gnarly
https://youtube.com/shorts/htzwSW6kNJU
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 96d
What's the end goal here? Don't have sex? Only have gay sex?
reksas@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 96d
wish religious nutjobs would take this to heart and stop reproducing