It's called swordfighting and it's a respectable sport.

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SoupBrick@pawb.social · 99 pts · 62d (3 replies)

"Loser gets pregnant"

socsa@piefed.social · 44 pts · 62d

I found out that I'm the only person in my HS friend group without kids, and it did make me feel a bit like I'd won something.

aketawi@quokk.au · 11 pts · 62d

some real omegaverse shit

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 62d

GO! 🏁🎬

MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 52 pts · 62d (1 reply)

I have exactly the opposite problem 😭

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 39 pts · 62d

Oops, all bottoms.

schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 47 pts · 62d

Okay, whatever turns them on I guess

crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 31 pts · 62d

Is this what happens when two tops go home together?

Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 23 pts · 62d (4 replies)

One has to wonder what human society would be like if this was the normal mode of human reproduction. No sexes or genders for people to argue over, just every pregnancy beginning and ending in a screaming, sweaty, bloody mess.

janus2@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 62d (3 replies)

I imagine it would have significantly more of a Klingon vibe

Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 62d

Martok: I will stab you.

Gowron: With your d'k tahg, right? Right?

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 61d

Or a Moclan one.

Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 62d

Klingons would be way cooler if they were also hermaphroditic+obligate fight-fuckers

GoTime@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 62d (2 replies)

“You win sex against a man, that's the straightest thing there is”

Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 62d (1 reply)

Is this from Always Sunny?

GoTime@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 61d

30 Rock, Will Arnett plays a gay version of Jack and it’s hilarious.

textik@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 62d

Dang, he who gets spread gets bred. Law of the jungle baby.

Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 62d

Stealing for my biopunk romance novel.

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 62d (4 replies)

honestly it'd be cool as hell if humans could do this

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 62d (2 replies)

We have the technology

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 62d (1 reply)

I don't think we have the technology to instantly change someones gender by penetrating them

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 62d

Maybe you don't

tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 62d

looks like you need to read more junji ito

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 61d

Blast from the past!

Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 62d

Me n the boys on a typical Friday night

Quokka@quokk.au · 8 pts · 62d (1 reply)

I wish I was a flatworm “Oh no, I have accidentally lost and gotten pregante”

Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 62d

"Mpreg me, worm-daddy!"

ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 62d

Oh, so that hentai doujin of futanari wasn't mere fiction, but based on true facts!

curiousaur@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 62d

beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 62d

Huh, I a game involving dicks interesting choice to go face first.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 62d

Oh no, big bro, I slipped and fell over this railing...

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 62d (1 reply)

"penis fencing" is how I've heard it described before. That makes me laugh. Like when you used to "figh"t streams as a kid

Ephera@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 62d

I heard "dick jousting" before...

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 62d

Humans have been trying to do the same for thousands of years, but it's only lately it works under the right circumstances (with some HRT).

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 62d

No selling y'all. I see you, worms.