c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 62dIt's called swordfighting and it's a respectable sport. 338 points · 36 comments · view on lemmy.world
36 Comments
SoupBrick@pawb.social · 99 pts · 62d
"Loser gets pregnant"
socsa@piefed.social · 44 pts · 62d
I found out that I'm the only person in my HS friend group without kids, and it did make me feel a bit like I'd won something.
aketawi@quokk.au · 11 pts · 62d
some real omegaverse shit
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 62d
GO! 🏁🎬
MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 52 pts · 62d
I have exactly the opposite problem 😭
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 39 pts · 62d
Oops, all bottoms.
schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 47 pts · 62d
Okay, whatever turns them on I guess
crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 31 pts · 62d
Is this what happens when two tops go home together?
Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 23 pts · 62d
One has to wonder what human society would be like if this was the normal mode of human reproduction. No sexes or genders for people to argue over, just every pregnancy beginning and ending in a screaming, sweaty, bloody mess.
janus2@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 62d
I imagine it would have significantly more of a Klingon vibe
Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 62d
Martok: I will stab you.
Gowron: With your d'k tahg, right? Right?
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 61d
Or a Moclan one.
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 62d
Klingons would be way cooler if they were also hermaphroditic+obligate fight-fuckers
GoTime@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 62d
“You win sex against a man, that's the straightest thing there is”
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 62d
Is this from Always Sunny?
GoTime@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 61d
30 Rock, Will Arnett plays a gay version of Jack and it’s hilarious.
textik@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 62d
Dang, he who gets spread gets bred. Law of the jungle baby.
Ilixtze@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 62d
Stealing for my biopunk romance novel.
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 62d
honestly it'd be cool as hell if humans could do this
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 62d
We have the technology
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 62d
I don't think we have the technology to instantly change someones gender by penetrating them
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 62d
Maybe you don't
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 62d
looks like you need to read more junji ito
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 61d
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 61d
Blast from the past!
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 62d
Me n the boys on a typical Friday night
Quokka@quokk.au · 8 pts · 62d
I wish I was a flatworm “Oh no, I have accidentally lost and gotten pregante”
Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 62d
"Mpreg me, worm-daddy!"
ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 62d
Oh, so that hentai doujin of futanari wasn't mere fiction, but based on true facts!
curiousaur@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 62d
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 62d
Huh, I a game involving dicks interesting choice to go face first.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 62d
Oh no, big bro, I slipped and fell over this railing...
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 62d
"penis fencing" is how I've heard it described before. That makes me laugh. Like when you used to "figh"t streams as a kid
Ephera@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 62d
I heard "dick jousting" before...
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 62d
Humans have been trying to do the same for thousands of years, but it's only lately it works under the right circumstances (with some HRT).
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 62d
No selling y'all. I see you, worms.