All cocks are pee cocks, but not all peacocks are cocks

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Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 78 pts · 65d (3 replies)

Technically they are; the name for hens and cocks is peafowl, hens are peahens, and cocks are peacocks.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 22 pts · 65d (2 replies)

I can't upvote you at this time because you have the right answer and the vote count is at 42.

squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi · 6 pts · 64d (1 reply)

It's at 66 now, you can do the 67 thing

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 64d

Done. Thanks for the update.

NoPanko@feddit.uk · 24 pts · 65d (5 replies)

Actually mine is purely for procreation, I pee directly from my balls

MagicShel@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 65d

I, too, installed the speed drain.

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 65d

Pee is stored in expelled from the balls.

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 65d (2 replies)

You've got urine in your testes? That sounds bad...

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 65d

New to the Internet?

JaddedFauceet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 64d

Someone peed inside his testes.

Peacock@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 65d (1 reply)

Excuse me?

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 65d

Happy cake day you crazy bird!

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 65d (1 reply)

Do you not know that the female of the species is a peahen? The non-gendered term for the bird is peafowl. Only the males are peacocks.

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · -1 pts · 65d

Might wanna skim the comments before commenting next time - particularly the top vote-getters.

Steve@startrek.website · 5 pts · 65d

Pee is stored in the balls.

whaleross@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 65d (4 replies)

Are they peas though?

radix@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 65d (1 reply)

Peanuts are neither peas, nor nuts. Discuss.

lividweasel@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 65d

Peas are stored in the nuts. Hence, peanuts.

QED

queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 65d

They just like them. Kinda like how gamecocks love games.

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 65d

Hey, don't shame!

empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 65d

Not all cocks are pee cocks, sometimes the hole gets malformed and it comes out at the base, and I don't think that counts.

0ops@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 64d

Debatable

half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d

Hyena lady enters the chat

benderbeerman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 64d

Then I guess we best just leave the petcock out of the discussion

cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 65d

And all swans are pricks.