My secret conspiracy is that 9/11 was planned and if not it was 100% egged on by America.
You aren't the first person to come up with that. People stated saying "Bush did 9/11" and "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" almost immediately after it happened.
From a famous promontory near watchung, with about a thousand people, I watched the second tower fall.
We had a peer set to interview at C.F that morning, right as the disaster started. He'd missed a ferry and that caused him to be late for his interview. Just as well.
A number of our friends commuted through that site every morning at the same time. Luckily, they all eventually reported in, but we'd thought they were affected directly for a lot of the day.
Just patent the Guliottine, then the proles won't be able to build one without infringing on your patent and exposing themselves to serious litigation!
I like the good 'ol fashioned 5/8 inch rubber heater hose. About 2 or so feet of it. It's stiffer and a bit heavier than a section of regular garden hose. It'll take alot longer than a lead pipe.
With a toddler! I wedged a little TV between the seats, facing backwards, and played a video of Cathy Rigby's legendary performance of Peter Pan, over and over, all the way down, and all the way back. By the time we got home, I had the entire thing memorized, and I had never actually SEEN it.
"So you're telling me explosions were seen at the base of Tower 7 and it housed records related to the contemporary audit of the pentagon that it coincidentally failed quietly but no one cared about since we were suddenly at war and there were no reported casualties from Tower 7 at all despite it supposedly being fully operational and housing multiple government agency offices?"
“No you don’t get it: the debris of the first tower slightly touched the only load-bearing pillar of tower 7, causing it to catch fire, break, explode and with a cascading event taking the whole 190 mt. - 47 storey building down with it. What do you not understand? It’s simple physics man.”
Yeah... the downvotes tells me that USians are still really sore about experiencing a teensy bit of the mechanised slughter they routinely visit upon others.
56 Comments
Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml · 64 pts · 96d
I've had more than one teen ask me why airport security takes so long that's lead to me having to explain 9/11 isn't just a meme.
Hiro8811@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 96d
Imagine missing out on 9/11 jokes.
Orygin@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 96d
Don't worry they got the 6/7 jokes instead
Hiro8811@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 96d
6/7 doesn't hit like 9/11
Orygin@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 96d
Tower 6 and 7 were also hit on 9/11
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 96d
Ohhhhh
nomy@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 96d
🫲 🫱
nodiratime@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 95d
TimeNaan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 93d
Never forgetti mama's spaghetti
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 95d
there are people that dont even know 1945, hitler happened/ occurred.
InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works · 61 pts · 96d
The fourth plane is the invisible one we made to fuck everyone's civil rights in response.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 95d
Remember when Homeland Security was a temporary measure? People actually believed it was temporary?
Frog into a boiling pot and it's been decades in the making.
My secret conspiracy is that 9/11 was planned and if not it was 100% egged on by America.
I will never justify what was done that day but they sure and shit had it coming and it was long overdue.
Ajen@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 95d
You aren't the first person to come up with that. People stated saying "Bush did 9/11" and "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" almost immediately after it happened.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 95d
Bin Laden didn't blow up the projects.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 50 pts · 96d
One of today's lucky 10 000!
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 96d
I bet he feels so lucky!
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 96d
Its just the version of 'the game' that turns you into a fascist boomer.
Leviathan@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 95d
Just let him not know, damn.
The whole "never forget" thing was just for justifying their fascist forever war against the wrong people to steal their oil.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 95d
"9/11, Never Forget!" Is same energy a "I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!"
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 95d
I'm doing my part!
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world · 27 pts · 96d
I was supposed to fly, with my whole family, later that morning. We drove instead.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 96d
From a famous promontory near watchung, with about a thousand people, I watched the second tower fall.
We had a peer set to interview at C.F that morning, right as the disaster started. He'd missed a ferry and that caused him to be late for his interview. Just as well.
A number of our friends commuted through that site every morning at the same time. Luckily, they all eventually reported in, but we'd thought they were affected directly for a lot of the day.
zigmus64@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 96d
It was for the best…
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 96d
Well, yeah, all the flights got canceled.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d
Are you a billionaire?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 96d
Yes.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 96d
Then it's the guillotine!
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 96d
I'm one of the good ones! Besides, I own the guillotine company, and you can't have one.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 95d
Just patent the Guliottine, then the proles won't be able to build one without infringing on your patent and exposing themselves to serious litigation!
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 96d
Would you consider maybe not being a billionaire?
nomy@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 96d
No
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 95d
I mean, the lead pipe is also an option. The guillotine is actually for your sake.
Headofthebored@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 76d
I like the good 'ol fashioned 5/8 inch rubber heater hose. About 2 or so feet of it. It's stiffer and a bit heavier than a section of regular garden hose. It'll take alot longer than a lead pipe.
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 96d
Where?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 96d
Cleveland to Orlando.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d
I imagine that trip wasn't quite as carefree as it was meant to be
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 96d
With a toddler! I wedged a little TV between the seats, facing backwards, and played a video of Cathy Rigby's legendary performance of Peter Pan, over and over, all the way down, and all the way back. By the time we got home, I had the entire thing memorized, and I had never actually SEEN it.
marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 96d
"So you're telling me explosions were seen at the base of Tower 7 and it housed records related to the contemporary audit of the pentagon that it coincidentally failed quietly but no one cared about since we were suddenly at war and there were no reported casualties from Tower 7 at all despite it supposedly being fully operational and housing multiple government agency offices?"
Hell_nah_brother@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 95d
“No you don’t get it: the debris of the first tower slightly touched the only load-bearing pillar of tower 7, causing it to catch fire, break, explode and with a cascading event taking the whole 190 mt. - 47 storey building down with it. What do you not understand? It’s simple physics man.”
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 95d
It's funny how the two most common sayings from New York are "Never forget" and "fuuugeedddaboutit"
EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 96d
Wow. I feel old.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 96d
Poor guy man look at that face
Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 95d
Do NOT fucking tell that man about Harambe. He's been through enough!
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 96d
That's how all we all felt that
dayweek.wpb@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 95d
He's one of today's lucky 10000: https://xkcd.com/1053/
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 96d
Those two planes launched a thousand drones
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 6 pts · 96d
And $2trillion USD in direct payments to the industrial murder complex
Rooster326@programming.dev · 4 pts · 96d
But he said he'd never forget...
yakko@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 96d
Just another beautiful Tuesday morning
therealdries@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 96d
Oh no!
Anyway...
Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 96d
You see when someone attacks America it is the worst thing in the world, when America bombs civilians nonstop overseas it is simply a Tuesday.
therealdries@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 96d
Yeah... the downvotes tells me that USians are still really sore about experiencing a teensy bit of the mechanised slughter they routinely visit upon others.
Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 96d
At least it's fitting
trolololol@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 96d
Ceasefire typically starts on Friday. So Monday to Friday morning it's all bombing.
I wish this was sarcasm.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 95d
There's what 3 famous 9/11 globally of which the other 2 are objectively worse than America's?
Bloomcole@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 95d
Who doesn't know about the greatest false flag of this millenium?