Gayonnaise

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36 Comments

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 69 pts · 86d (2 replies)

When you inevitably mix those layers together you get a santorum-like brown colour.

tomenzgg@midwest.social · 29 pts · 86d (1 reply)

When he ran for president and got into the news for regular political reasons again, I was worried the public consciousnesses would forget about the primary definition of santorum; it brings me such joy that we're keeping it alive.

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 86d

The "primary" meaning comes from that pos/because of that particular pos (wiki/santorum). The public (the internets, comedians) did keep it alive long enough for it to become a recognised meaning, to commemorate him appropriately.

The og meaning of the surname is just 'sainty' (Latin).

tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 86d (1 reply)

Cage-free? But I like being caged UwU

Chivera@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 85d

🫣

damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 86d (16 replies)

Can’t decide if this is AI or what.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 86d
Starik@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 86d (4 replies)

It’s a prank/art project. Someone made this themself, then took it to a grocery store for the photo shoot.

damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 85d (3 replies)

So is it just colored sand?

Starik@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 85d (2 replies)

Or colored mayonnaise, but colored by the photographer, not by Hellmann’s.

isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 85d (1 reply)

Come on, could have at least put a second one on the shelf for realism. /j

Starik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 85d

It probably took forever to make the one.

SirHaxalot@nord.pub · 17 pts · 86d (8 replies)

Shit, it very well might be. The shelves in the background look weirdly different (why would the two pictures not be taken at the same spot)

BlueKey@fedia.io · 11 pts · 86d (1 reply)

The items in the shelves are consisten on both perspectives.

verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 85d

Hand size looks different between the two photos and the perspective of the items on the top shelf of the second photo seems wildly wrong. I’m actually leaning towards stable diffusion now.

expatriado@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 86d (1 reply)

and the container is filled all the way

ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 5 pts · 86d

Mayo is always filled all the way, like jelly or peanut butter. Its not a bag of chips

shweddy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 86d (3 replies)

Hear me out... You can tell its ai cuz the hands look too good.

Or not

tyler@programming.dev · 16 pts · 86d (1 reply)

Doesn’t look like AI to me, but it’s not that hard to print a label and fill a jar with sand so.

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 86d

Label isn't aligned properly into the "groove" on the jar

RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 10 pts · 86d

I don't think its AI. Photoshop more likely.

It actually looks like a jar of layerd colored sand with a fake label, like its a real thing (not a real product, but a real physical art project thing).

judgyweevil@feddit.it · 1 pts · 86d

It could also be something out of Omega Mart

chetradley@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 86d (2 replies)

Nice. Imma make an LGBLT

svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 86d (1 reply)
  • Lettuce
  • Gayonnaise
  • Bacon
  • Leerdammer
  • Tomato
Glytch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 85d

Solid Sammy right there

davetortoise@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 85d

AI slop

TomMasz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 86d (2 replies)

If they did this for real I shudder to imagine what they’d use for the colors.

InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 86d

They'd probably use red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple for the colors.

JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 86d

They just got a bunch of differently coloured chickens to lay some eggs.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 85d (1 reply)

looks like playdoh

Rooster326@programming.dev · 5 pts · 85d

It's sand art slop

Grimy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 86d (1 reply)

Who stacked boxes on top of bottles :(

festnt@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 85d

also 0 organization, theres different bottles just pushed in with no thought

or its ai, im not sure

Zink@programming.dev · 2 pts · 85d

That jar reminds me of the end result of the sand ceremony that some people do at weddings. Several years ago I photographed a wedding for a middle aged couple who each already had kids, so with their Brady Bunch situation I think they had even more colors than this.

So uh, are any of you lovely gay Lemmings planning on getting hitched with your partner any time soon? I know the perfect container for a sand ceremony that you would display in your home for decades to celebrate your love AND your sense of humor.

fraksken@infosec.pub · 0 pts · 86d

Corporate gaywashing?

Quill7513@slrpnk.net · -1 pts · 86d

pinkwashing genocide

edit: didn't think this would be controversial to say. Helleman's mayonaise is a unilever brand. Unilever has ties to israel and even sells olive oil made from stolen olives. this is worse than just rainbow capitalism

edit 2: ooooh. this isn't real. okay.