right, of course, they go to giant conventions across the world at great expense in hotels booked wall-to-wall with exhibits full of porn and giant wacky dildos, then they go up to their hotel rooms and nobody there gets laid.
They have a hard time finding venues because nobody wants to host them because of the unbelievable number of used condoms their cleaning staff finds after.
17 Comments
wakko@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 103d
If you think those are virgins, you've not seen that room under black light.
Balinares@pawb.social · 1 pts · 103d
Razzles@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 103d
I assure you. They 100% are not virgins.
Balinares@pawb.social · 10 pts · 103d
Except the aces, which is fine too.
Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 103d
Aces have sex though, common misconception.
This room fucks; the whole floor they rented at the hotel for this convention was probably a blast.
Balinares@pawb.social · 1 pts · 102d
Yup, some do! There's a whole spectrum out there. My point is, though, that some don't, and that's okay.
volore@scribe.disroot.org · 43 pts · 103d
right, of course, they go to giant conventions across the world at great expense in hotels booked wall-to-wall with exhibits full of porn and giant wacky dildos, then they go up to their hotel rooms and nobody there gets laid.
Makes total sense to me. Yep.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 8 pts · 103d
Of course. It is chaste enjoyment of the body as art. Largely academic
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 103d
... Nah dude furries fuck so much. It's uh. Kind of impressive how much sexing there is at a furry convention.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 103d
They have a hard time finding venues because nobody wants to host them because of the unbelievable number of used condoms their cleaning staff finds after.
Holyginz@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 103d
Lmao, you know nothing about furries apparently. Or conventions in general for that matter.
tomselleck@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 103d
The person in the chicken costume cracks me up.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 103d
Person in the chicken costume cracks me
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 103d
72 virgins? Nah, give me 72 of your nastiest, baddest sluts and I'll bomb the nearest kindergarden right this second
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 102d
I don't want 72 virgins, who are probably virgins for a reason: unattractive, boring, gay, sexually repressed, too young, etc.
I want 72 horny sluts.
Fontasia@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 103d
Meat_Of_Nan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 103d
gnufuu@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 103d
"Where should I walk my dog today?"
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 103d
Banger.