Waking up to 72 virgins be like:

cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1179380/waking-up-to-72-virgins-be-like

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17 Comments

wakko@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 103d (1 reply)

If you think those are virgins, you've not seen that room under black light.

Balinares@pawb.social · 1 pts · 103d
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Razzles@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 103d (3 replies)

I assure you. They 100% are not virgins.

Balinares@pawb.social · 10 pts · 103d (2 replies)

Except the aces, which is fine too.

Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 103d (1 reply)

Aces have sex though, common misconception.

This room fucks; the whole floor they rented at the hotel for this convention was probably a blast.

Balinares@pawb.social · 1 pts · 102d

Yup, some do! There's a whole spectrum out there. My point is, though, that some don't, and that's okay.

volore@scribe.disroot.org · 43 pts · 103d (1 reply)

right, of course, they go to giant conventions across the world at great expense in hotels booked wall-to-wall with exhibits full of porn and giant wacky dildos, then they go up to their hotel rooms and nobody there gets laid.

Makes total sense to me. Yep.

Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 8 pts · 103d

Of course. It is chaste enjoyment of the body as art. Largely academic

Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 103d (1 reply)

... Nah dude furries fuck so much. It's uh. Kind of impressive how much sexing there is at a furry convention.

owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 103d

They have a hard time finding venues because nobody wants to host them because of the unbelievable number of used condoms their cleaning staff finds after.

Holyginz@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 103d

Lmao, you know nothing about furries apparently. Or conventions in general for that matter.

tomselleck@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 103d (1 reply)

The person in the chicken costume cracks me up.

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 103d

Person in the chicken costume cracks me

666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 103d

72 virgins? Nah, give me 72 of your nastiest, baddest sluts and I'll bomb the nearest kindergarden right this second

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 102d

I don't want 72 virgins, who are probably virgins for a reason: unattractive, boring, gay, sexually repressed, too young, etc.

I want 72 horny sluts.

Fontasia@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 103d

Meat_Of_Nan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 103d
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gnufuu@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 103d

"Where should I walk my dog today?"

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 103d

Banger.