I mean, I wouldn’t eat them directly because prions terrify me, but a nice cremated billionaire ash vineyard sounds lovely.
Rich asshole fireplace briquettes?
Made from just their assholes, compressed and dried… yes?
Yes, but please tell me where the asshole ends and the decent person begins?
a nice cremated billionaire ash vineyard sounds lovely.
Vino Humano!
https://youtu.be/2sDOFSiIN4c
Exactly.
I would make them into soap and dog treats. Maybe even tan their own hide if there's enough brain in there to do that.
So you’re saying they’re a sustainable food source?
Even better as compost but yeah, they are pretty much renewable as long as capitalism exists.
This reminds me of that old post. Something along the lines of:
You just have to eat one billionaire. The others will fall in line.
And suitable for vegans too, including those whoa are vegan for the environment.
Yeah yeah, but have we actually tried consuming them?
I bet they all taste like shit since they're rotten to the god damn core.
You eat it cuz it's good for you, not cuz it's tasty
I'm not eating Elon, the ketamine content alone would send me into a coma.
Here in The Netherlands we once ate our prime minister. I can highly recommend.
If it's wrong I don't want to be right
We getting that Prime shipping on those ribs or regular shipping on prime ribs?
Do it for Dale!
Elon likely tastes like shit
And likely has so much ketamine in his body that you'd have a hard time cooking it off
Ketamine steaks do sound interesting,
I have an idea
do it for dale
Be careful health risks abound.
I dont think JB ribs are prime lol
I don't get why people want to eat the rich so much. Doesn't that cause prion disease?
You can prolly get away with it if you’re not eating the brain.
It's a risk many are willing to take, especially if we can use their money for universal healthcare.
It’s because I’m fucking hungry.
I'll be cautious and not eat the brain or marrow. Big ask, since I'm French, but hey.
You are what you eat. It’s just that everybody is trying to be the last one and avoid being eaten.
I didn't mean to EAT 'im... jus' meant to rattle 'is cage!
I came up with a concept for a cook book called " Eating the rich on a budget", just a collection of recipes with billionaire names instead of cuts of meat.
So im all for the metaphorical meaning, but Mmmmm Prions.
Nah gimme those back straps. Or I'll take a thigh meat steak.
I've always wanted to try people so I have recipes
As long as we castrate him to purge the testosterone before the abattoir
Boar taint is real and not very tasty.
I know what you mean, but I have an image of you snacking down on a pig's perineum and it's hilarious
I've eaten pig uterus, pig rectum, pig throat cartilage etc. and specifically eaten wild boar to taste the full gaminess
I have adventurous tastes...
We can also use the rich as fertilizer. Let the sun and plants have a go at them, and then let the goats turn that into cheese and milk. :chefs kiss:
40 Comments
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 71d
I mean, I wouldn’t eat them directly because prions terrify me, but a nice cremated billionaire ash vineyard sounds lovely.
TeddE@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 71d
Rich asshole fireplace briquettes?
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 2 pts · 70d
Made from just their assholes, compressed and dried… yes?
TeddE@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 70d
Yes, but please tell me where the asshole ends and the decent person begins?
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 8 pts · 71d
Vino Humano!
jamesrandysghost@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 70d
https://youtu.be/2sDOFSiIN4c
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 70d
Exactly.
iocase@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 70d
I would make them into soap and dog treats. Maybe even tan their own hide if there's enough brain in there to do that.
Imperious_melange@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 71d
CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 71d
So you’re saying they’re a sustainable food source?
hayvan@piefed.world · 10 pts · 71d
Even better as compost but yeah, they are pretty much renewable as long as capitalism exists.
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 71d
This reminds me of that old post. Something along the lines of:
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 71d
And suitable for vegans too, including those whoa are vegan for the environment.
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 71d
Yeah yeah, but have we actually tried consuming them?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 13 pts · 71d
I bet they all taste like shit since they're rotten to the god damn core.
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 71d
You eat it cuz it's good for you, not cuz it's tasty
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 70d
I'm not eating Elon, the ketamine content alone would send me into a coma.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 71d
Here in The Netherlands we once ate our prime minister. I can highly recommend.
shittydwarf@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 71d
If it's wrong I don't want to be right
Gormadt@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 70d
We getting that Prime shipping on those ribs or regular shipping on prime ribs?
Jackusflackus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 70d
Do it for Dale!
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 71d
Elon likely tastes like shit
Gormadt@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 70d
And likely has so much ketamine in his body that you'd have a hard time cooking it off
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 70d
Ketamine steaks do sound interesting,
Una@europe.pub · 3 pts · 71d
I have an idea
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 3 pts · 70d
do it for dale
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 71d
Be careful health risks abound.
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 71d
I dont think JB ribs are prime lol
Warehouse@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 71d
I don't get why people want to eat the rich so much. Doesn't that cause prion disease?
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 71d
You can prolly get away with it if you’re not eating the brain.
TeddE@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 71d
It's a risk many are willing to take, especially if we can use their money for universal healthcare.
athatet@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 71d
It’s because I’m fucking hungry.
MarieMarion@literature.cafe · 2 pts · 70d
I'll be cautious and not eat the brain or marrow.
Big ask, since I'm French, but hey.
vacuumpizzas@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 71d
You are what you eat. It’s just that everybody is trying to be the last one and avoid being eaten.
callouscomic@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 71d
BucketBong@p.hobo.social · 1 pts · 66d
I came up with a concept for a cook book called " Eating the rich on a budget", just a collection of recipes with billionaire names instead of cuts of meat.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 70d
So im all for the metaphorical meaning, but
Mmmmm Prions.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 71d
Nah gimme those back straps. Or I'll take a thigh meat steak.
I've always wanted to try people so I have recipes
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 71d
As long as we castrate him to purge the testosterone before the abattoir
Boar taint is real and not very tasty.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 70d
I know what you mean, but I have an image of you snacking down on a pig's perineum and it's hilarious
I've eaten pig uterus, pig rectum, pig throat cartilage etc. and specifically eaten wild boar to taste the full gaminess
I have adventurous tastes...
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 71d
We can also use the rich as fertilizer. Let the sun and plants have a go at them, and then let the goats turn that into cheese and milk. :chefs kiss: