Vance says Kirk assassination led him and Second Lady Usha Vance to have a fourth child
https://abc6onyourside.com/news/nation-world/vance-says-kirk-assassination-led-him-and-second-lady-usha-vance-to-have-a-fourth-child-charlie-kirk-turning-point-usa-erika-kirk-utah-valley-university-wall-street-journal-book-wsj
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ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 130 pts · 60d
In other words, the death of another man gave him a raging boner. Why am I not surprised?
MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 60d
Charlie's death gave him a boner, but knowing that Erika is single now made him cum. Usha just happened to be there.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 60d
What if its all just a show and Usha is wearing a pillow while Erika is the one thats pregnant ...?
Toto@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 60d
Not just couches anymore?
yesman@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 60d
I'm really getting sick and tired of public figures shoving their gender ideology and sexually down my throat. Congratulations, but you don't need to go around bragging in front of children about how you cum inside your wife. It's disgusting, get help.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 58d
If he'd shoved it down Usha's throat, she wouldn't have gotten knocked up.
kmartburrito@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 60d
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 60d
WatDabney@sopuli.xyz · 37 pts · 60d
This is fucking creepy no matter what.
If it's true, it's creepy.
I don't think it's true though, which in a way is even creepier.
The basic problem here is that this whole western fascist, white-supremacist technofeudalism thing is entirely divorced from reality. There's no logic, no morality, no philosophy - nothing but emotive gibberish slaved to the shallow self-interest of lunatics. So they just spew whatever lunatic garbage they spew, because their brains are broken and they can't do anything else, and their followers just sop it up, because their brains are also broken and they can't do anything else either.
There's much to criticize about past ideologies and religions (which IMO are just two variations on the same basic theme). They did a lot of harm and included a lot of stupidity and lunacy, but at least they made an effort to have some sort of moral and/or logical underpinnings - to have something solid around which they were built.
This one though? There's nothing at all there. There's no central philosophy - no underlying morality - nothing. There's just gibberish and poison and junk and sludge. And the broken-brained assholes spewing it and the broken-brained assholes sopping it up.
And the rest of us, unable to even wrap our heads around the sheer scale of the lunacy, scrolling day after day in a constant state of "What the fucking fuck?!"
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 29 pts · 60d
58008@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 60d
Made me pretty horny too, to be fair.
CobblerScholar@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 60d
Bets are out if he taped a picture of Erica or a LaZBoy to Ushas back
f1error@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 60d
TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 60d
…which makes no sense
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 58d
What, seeing Kirk get shot gave him a stiffy?
teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 60d
Israel killing kirk and blaming some poor schmuck of an impossible story really got vance off.
Now the fbi is unsealing evidence, they said they had a confession, but they lost it, but they still want to use it. They also lost all the footage from when Kirk turned himself in to the police.
To those not following or trusting the FBI (ha,) kirk wasn't struck with a 30 ought six, but a much less powerful weapon, the accused did not have a rifle on him fleeing the roof, did not dissassmble the rifle in 1 minute, didn't have the rifle on his way to the roof from the photos, then did not go to a nearby chicken shack,reassamble the rifle, then flee.
The dogs missed the rifle when the sheriff sweeped it with trained dogs, then an FBI "found" it right off when they got there.
The story stinks and anyone that takes the FBI at their word on this, is the reason we are in this place in this country, because you will believe anything from the worst people in the world if they are dressed in a suit on tv.
TommySoda@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 60d
Somehow I highly doubt Kirk had any significant impact on his life or decisions in any way whatsoever. Republican politicians and especially MAGA politicians never really cared about Kirk, they just liked that he would help them convert young people. That's how they all think. They don't give a shit about each other and only see eachother as a means to elevate themselves even after they are dead. Just like none of them even give a shit about Trump and are only using him to push their own individual goals. It's why they flip flopped so hard even as "never Trumpers." They are all selfish and in it for themselves, it just so happens all their goals align at present.
Lasherz12@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 60d
Vance's entire output is bullshit wrapped in bullshit. Idk why anyone even cares what he has to say about anything since he applied the latest layer obfuscating his views on his "Nazi" boss in his own words.
inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 60d
Okay? I guess that death gives these two the hornies? Good for them? Don't really need to know about their kinks.
makyo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 60d
We all know it’s to try to hide his couch fetish tho
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 60d
Freaks.
socsa@piefed.social · 5 pts · 60d
Weird flex, but ok...
meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 60d
Was it the gushing neck wound that turned you on Mr. Couch Fucker?
Phoenix3875@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 60d
"Such a tragedy, honey. Tonight, I want to be with a real human."
ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 60d
She sat on the couch and one snaked up inside her.
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 60d
Charlie Kirk was killed Wed, Sep 10, 2025.
Baby is due in late July, 2026.
40 weeks from Sep. 10th is June 17th.
So he's lying by a full month.
queueBenSis@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 60d
it’s not far fetched to think he thought about for a month before climaxing
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 60d
So maybe they were trying? You can't just will a pregnancy into existence. Like I get it, fuck Vance, but this is just weak
ChexMax@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 60d
The 40 weeks thing is from your last period, not conception, so by that logic you'd want the due date to be June 3rd anyway. But a traumatic event can change your family planning after any amount of time. And it's moot anyway cause Vance is a liar
Auli@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 58d
Its not like you ho I want s kid and bam you get pregnant.