Because while I don't think he has the best mullet specifically, he's combining his mullet with a bowl cut and that's savage.
Joe Dirt was eliminated cuz it isn't a real mullet. Mel Gibson was eliminated cuz he doesn't look redneck enough. And the rest just didn't have the balls to do the bowl cut.
52 Comments
Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 48 pts · 67d
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 67d
Agreed. Maybe not the best mullet on it's own, but MacGyver wore it best.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 41 pts · 67d
Absolute_Slayer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 65d
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 67d
RustyShackleford@piefed.social · 30 pts · 67d
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 66d
CunthCan't handle the mullet.Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 67d
Zelaf@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 67d
YES, was looking for someone who posted David Hasselhoff.
Mpatch@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 67d
volore@scribe.disroot.org · 7 pts · 66d
Oh my fucking god I want that Jazz Honda and riding gear. I want it so bad you've no idea.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 66d
Joe Exotic, contest over.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 66d
He would have won if it wasn’t for that god damn carol baskins
kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 67d
Sergio@piefed.social · 18 pts · 66d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_House_(1989_film)
Taleya@aussie.zone · 16 pts · 66d
Mcgyver
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 66d
Tiral@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 66d
Yeah but he's also Jack from Stargate.... So that makes him better or redeems himself depending on you look at it.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 66d
idk about "redeems", both roles were petty great.
MJKee9@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d
RDA defined my childhood. MacGyver and Stargate were two of my favorite television shows entirely due to that guy's charisma.
frankenswine@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 66d
over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 65d
This is the only correct answer 👍
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 67d
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 66d
Draegur@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 67d
i need these sorted into an alignment chart
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 67d
That would be an interesting one. I don't think there are lawful mullets, and I think the only good ones are fully chaotic.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 67d
Chaotic Evil mullet:
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 67d
That might be the best one so far.
Draegur@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 66d
Perhaps we'll need to replace the lawful-chaotic axis with another spectrum...
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 66d
The 'sup-howdy axis?
itisileclerk@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 67d
Please,
daggermoon@piefed.world · 8 pts · 66d
I hate to say it but Billy Ray Cyrus.
wolfpack86@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 67d
This is shit without Jagr
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 66d
Was gonna say you can’t have a mullet competition without hockey players
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 66d
Damn, this one wins, hands down. Glorious.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 65d
Billie Ray Cyrus, but props to Joe Dirt for the sheer commitment of whatever hairstyle combo that is
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 67d
Where's Danny McBride as Kenny Powers?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 66d
Mel Gibson, but I don't like what that says about me
rmuk@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 65d
Billy Ray Cyrus: Best Mullet, Joe Dirt: Most Impressive, Theo Von: Would
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 66d
Semi serious answer - Joe Dirt More serious answer - Mel Gibson
Theo Vons, though it looks good, isn't a true mullet. Mel Gibson's a mullet at the limit between mullet and lions mane - the best kind of mullet
Joe dirt's mullet works if you like sharp edges, hence the unconventional beard is actually GOOD in combination with the hair
SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev · 5 pts · 67d
Its Billy Ray Cyrus.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 66d
Put me in for John Daly
toynbee@piefed.social · 5 pts · 66d
I don't know who most of those people are but, for the ones I do know, I had no idea what they looked like.
Except Joe Dirt. Him I recognize.
hans@feddit.org · 4 pts · 67d
the whole right column and Toby Keith are in the running
osanna@lemmy.vg · 1 pts · 67d
Toby Keith doesn’t want to be fed. Toby Keith wants to hunt
ryan213@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 66d
Wow, no Kenny Powers??
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 65d
John Daly
Because while I don't think he has the best mullet specifically, he's combining his mullet with a bowl cut and that's savage.
Joe Dirt was eliminated cuz it isn't a real mullet. Mel Gibson was eliminated cuz he doesn't look redneck enough. And the rest just didn't have the balls to do the bowl cut.
Hats off to you John Daly for your committment.
ShotDonkey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 65d
No way they forgot McGuyver
Xuntari@programming.dev · 4 pts · 67d
Valtteri Bottas!
Landless2029@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 65d
Missing Dr. Badass (Ash) from Supernatural if Joe Dirt made the list. Chad lundburg
NightTitan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 66d
Pardon my saying, but "best mullet" is an oxymoron.
db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 67d
I only know who two of them are and one is David Spade in character.