Now that I'm in my 40s, I've been told I do all sorts of gay things. Like think dogs and cats are cute. I said "aww look at the puppy" and some guy asked me if I was gay as a response. I was also told using your tip toes to reach something is gay. Now I find out my normal quick walking pace is gay.

All these rules are confusing. I think straight guys think about what makes gay people gay way too much.

terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 10 pts · 89d (1 reply)

Do you carry a big thing of water around with you to hydrate? Super gay

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 89d

Fuck yeah I do!! I got a metal jug I carry around for work and I have another metal yeti mug for home. Hydration is important.

Ichiro_kun@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 89d

Giving you an upvote because I'm genuinely curious what kind of people you're surrounded by if they've convinced you all that is "gay". 😭

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 89d

Lol so all these people I'm seeing walking around at 2 mph are just extra straight. Guess I have some feelings to work out since I walk faster than that..

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 89d

There's a "gay walking pace?" I'm bringing this up with every gay person I know, LOL.

LettyWhiterock@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 87d

I didn't actually know this was a stereotype? Is it actually one or just something this writer pulled out of their ass?

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 2 pts · 87d

Hey, my girlfriend keeps saying that I walk too fast 🤔

caesaravgvstvs@feddit.org · 2 pts · 87d

We're trying to gentrify a neighborhood, you can't do that at a leisurely pace, it's dangerous!

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 87d

This is a dumb article. "Light cardio is healthier than no cardio, science finds after years of ~~wasting a shitton of money~~ research".