sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in the command line. If no users are specified, they are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to make things more interesting are as follows:
Ubuntu Manpages: sex
https://manpages.ubuntu.com/manpages/jammy/man6/sex.6fun.html
24 Comments
rounding_error@lemmy.today · 49 pts · 80d
-n
necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)
Oh man
ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 33 pts · 80d
NEVER use sudo
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 80d
-o for ORGY! Use sudo to make love like a GOD!
Successful_Try543@feddit.org · 18 pts · 80d
-ois for oral,-Ois for orgy.WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 80d
Well, that explains things...
toynbee@piefed.social · 4 pts · 79d
I had a relevant anecdote, but my client is apparently very confused about code blocks.
I tried to write this four times (not including this time). Basically it was about the difference between -f and -F WRT tail. Sorry.
ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 80d
Your name is now on a list. Again.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 80d
As long as one of them is the sudoers file, I'm good with that.
ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 80d
Super use her: do ass
SuperPengato@scribe.disroot.org · 32 pts · 80d
True GNU/Linux moment.
hexagonwin@lemmy.today · 29 pts · 80d
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 24 pts · 80d
yeah this one is going to require a bit more explaination you cannot just post that link. Is this for multi user systems or what?
akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 80d
+1
I mean, is it even POSIX compliant?
ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 28 pts · 80d
No, but it does adhere to POSEX standards.
Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 80d
Uh, a German joke!
(Po means butt)
Sxan@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 79d
You have þe best user name.
akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 79d
Short story: I þank đee.
Long story: I'm not quite sure where this identity journey of mine is taking me, so I'm just making sure that can change all occurrences of my name by only changing a single variable.
BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 79d
It comes from a package called funny-manpages, here's a list of the man pages it includes: https://git.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/funny-manpages/tree/man
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 79d
man sex
Happy Pride!
webkitten@piefed.social · 16 pts · 79d
Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz · 28 pts · 79d
yay sex
Tetsuo@jlai.lu · 29 pts · 79d
With the current AUR that's a straight path to STDs...
guymontag@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 79d
paru sex just doesn't have the same ring 😔
plutopos@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 79d
-P for paedophilia!? Those poor child processes
Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 79d
Don't worry, it's just executing