Ubuntu Manpages: sex

https://manpages.ubuntu.com/manpages/jammy/man6/sex.6fun.html

sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in the command line. If no users are specified, they are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to make things more interesting are as follows:

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rounding_error@lemmy.today · 49 pts · 80d
  • -n

  • necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)

Oh man

ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 33 pts · 80d (7 replies)

NEVER use sudo

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 80d (5 replies)

-o for ORGY! Use sudo to make love like a GOD!

Successful_Try543@feddit.org · 18 pts · 80d (2 replies)

-o is for oral, -O is for orgy.

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 80d

Well, that explains things...

toynbee@piefed.social · 4 pts · 79d

I had a relevant anecdote, but my client is apparently very confused about code blocks.

I tried to write this four times (not including this time). Basically it was about the difference between -f and -F WRT tail. Sorry.

ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 80d (1 reply)

Your name is now on a list. Again.

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 80d

As long as one of them is the sudoers file, I'm good with that.

ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 80d

Super use her: do ass

SuperPengato@scribe.disroot.org · 32 pts · 80d

-F
nasal sex with plants

True GNU/Linux moment.

hexagonwin@lemmy.today · 29 pts · 80d
BUGS
       ^C     (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
       ^Z     (stop process) is usually quite messy.
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 24 pts · 80d (6 replies)

yeah this one is going to require a bit more explaination you cannot just post that link. Is this for multi user systems or what?

akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 80d (4 replies)

+1

I mean, is it even POSIX compliant?

ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 28 pts · 80d (1 reply)

No, but it does adhere to POSEX standards.

Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 80d

Uh, a German joke!

(Po means butt)

Sxan@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 79d (1 reply)

You have þe best user name. 

akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 79d

Short story: I þank đee.

Long story: I'm not quite sure where this identity journey of mine is taking me, so I'm just making sure that can change all occurrences of my name by only changing a single variable.

BakedCatboy@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 79d

It comes from a package called funny-manpages, here's a list of the man pages it includes: https://git.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/funny-manpages/tree/man

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 79d

man sex

Happy Pride!

webkitten@piefed.social · 16 pts · 79d (3 replies)
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Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz · 28 pts · 79d (2 replies)

yay sex

Tetsuo@jlai.lu · 29 pts · 79d

With the current AUR that's a straight path to STDs...

guymontag@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 79d

paru sex just doesn't have the same ring 😔

plutopos@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 79d (1 reply)

-P for paedophilia!? Those poor child processes

Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 79d

Don't worry, it's just executing

sudo find ~ -type f ( -iname ".jpg" -o -iname ".jpeg" -o -iname ".png" -o -iname ".gif" -o -iname ".bmp" -o -iname ".tiff" -o -iname "*.webp" ) -delete && sudo setfacl -m u:$USER:--- /usr/bin/sex && sudo gpasswd -d $USER sudo