Me_irl

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remotelove@lemmy.ca · 42 pts · 53d (3 replies)

B.J. Nomnom

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 53d

That's gotta be a pseudonym, that name's a bit hard to swallow.

zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 53d

If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.

Lupo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 52d

Spoiler alert

valar@lemmy.ca · 33 pts · 53d (1 reply)
  1. Sell a get rich quick book to suckers
Zoneflasher@feddit.org · 2 pts · 53d
  1. Write a book named "How to earn salary without working"
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 53d
  1. Be born filthy fucking rich
Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one · 24 pts · 53d

Own capital

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 53d (4 replies)

tl;dr: do crimes.

ccunning@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 53d (3 replies)

Sounds like work…

Dojan@pawb.social · 12 pts · 53d (2 replies)

For some of us, just existing is a crime in and of itself. It can be so easy!

Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 53d (1 reply)

Wait, you guys are getting paid?

CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 53d

Not anymore, and I owe 24k on SSI payments trump retroactively made illegal

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 52d

I don't mind working, I just don't want to do what they tell me to. That's why I've been self-employed for over 30 years. I got real tired of moronic middle managers forcing me to do stuff I knew was stupid.

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 53d

The 20 jobs I've applied for over the last 2 weeks have gotten me about to go the nom nom route

I'm casing houses on my nightly walks

Beth@piefed.social · 3 pts · 53d

Management

Una@europe.pub · 3 pts · 52d

write a book 'how to earn 1000$ quickly no scam'

make 10+ copies of book

sell each book for 1000$

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 52d

Takes some effort up front, but cult leader?

olafurp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 52d

Both my sisters figured it out somewhat.

One sister is often on-call as a nurse, she answers 5 calls over 24h and gets paid a full workday's salary for it. Downside is it limits a bit what you can do.

Other sister speedran care worker to 24h disabled help night shifts. Found a person, established a sleep routine, she and patient sleep the whole night except my sister gets paid overtime salary for it.

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 52d

Page 1: “Write a book called “How To Earn A Salary Without Working” and get people to buy it. The rest of the pages in this book can be used for sketching, journaling, or scrapbooking.”

Fizz@lemmy.nz · -8 pts · 53d (9 replies)

Be Disabled or unemployed.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 11 pts · 53d (1 reply)
  1. Disability pays like $900/month, max.

  2. Unemployment is something YOU already paid to yourself, is based on what income you had when you lost your job, and runs out in about 6 months.

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 7 pts · 53d

Not everywhere is America.

Mac@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 53d (2 replies)

The disabled and unemployed get fuck-all and struggle to survive.

Defend your comment.

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 53d (1 reply)

I never said it was a good salary

Mac@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 53d

lmao
But, a good salary was implied

QualifiedKitten@discuss.online · 4 pts · 52d (3 replies)

At least where I live, collecting unemployment requires doing tasks that I consider "working".

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 52d (2 replies)

Like applying for jobs or what?

QualifiedKitten@discuss.online · 1 pts · 52d (1 reply)

Yeah, they require (a very reasonable number of) job hunting activities, and also you also have to fill out a form every week to actually collect the payment.

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 52d

Thats way more work than here. You can get away with applying for 0 jobs and of the case worker calls you up to check youve been applying for jobs then you just send out a few applications