Everything is longer, including Florida Man

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31 Comments

flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 33 pts · 77d (1 reply)

Mega Chile and Extended Croatia finally have a proper rival

rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 76d

What about Super Vietnam and Ultimate Morocco?

ashenone@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 77d

Dale, if Florida gets one more square foot I'm gonna kick your ass

mech@feddit.org · 10 pts · 76d (1 reply)

Imagine you're getting on a boat to sail straight away from Florida, and then realize you're sailing towards Florida.

groet@feddit.org · 4 pts · 76d

If they conquer island florida, you could be in the middle of the ocean and every direction you go is Florida ....

The horror

Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 76d (1 reply)

I love how you can tell that the person who made this knows three things about Florida, and two of them are Jimmy Buffett.

silver@das-eck.haus · 1 pts · 76d

But not how to spell his name lmao

MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 76d (2 replies)

You know the best thing about long Florida is that they give the best Kentucky cock squeezes in the country. In case you didn't know, a Kentucky cock squeeze is when a man or woman gives you a handjob with nothing but the grease on their hands after eating a bucket of KFC.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 3 pts · 76d (1 reply)

I thought it was supposed to be a brother or sister and KFC grease.

frank@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 76d

Ah the ol Alabama squeezin'

nullify3112@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 76d

Double Ended Florida. Is it ribbed? Does it have a bidet?

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 76d

Poor Tallahassee lost capital status

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 76d

"French Florida" got me fucking rolling. Holy shit.

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 77d

Flouroboros

chocrates@piefed.world · 4 pts · 76d

Please God no. La is bad enough don't make me florida.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 76d

Now build a low-clearance bridge from the Yucatan to Key West.

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 4 pts · 76d (1 reply)

Somewhat reminds me of that "Golden Circle" empire that some pre-american-civil-war slavers wanted to try to make

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d

Knights of the Golden Circle were also a post-bellum insurgency group

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 76d

The map reminds me of Sid Meier's Pirates.

How is that still the best pirate game?

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 76d

I presume they kicked out all the black people when they renamed New Orleans to New Tampa

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 76d

Long long Florida need a Long Long MaaaAAAAaaaaan!!!!

yesman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 76d

Gulf of long Florida.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 76d

It was all Florida all along...

Sparhawk@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 76d

FloReachAroundia!

silver@das-eck.haus · 2 pts · 76d (1 reply)

All hail Emperor Buffett

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d

Cheeseburger in Paradise

marcos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d

Oh, have the decency of taking the part of the island that helps closing the circumference...

OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 76d

Looks like Florida is still around 90 miles from Cuba.

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 76d

I got invited to Camper Van for vacation this year.

homes@piefed.world · 1 pts · 76d

Evil Emperor are most often defeated via assassination. Take from that what you owe.

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 76d

Ah yes, the Golden Circle of Florida