You know the best thing about long Florida is that they give the best Kentucky cock squeezes in the country. In case you didn't know, a Kentucky cock squeeze is when a man or woman gives you a handjob with nothing but the grease on their hands after eating a bucket of KFC.
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flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 33 pts · 77d
Mega Chile and Extended Croatia finally have a proper rival
rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 76d
What about Super Vietnam and Ultimate Morocco?
ashenone@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 77d
Dale, if Florida gets one more square foot I'm gonna kick your ass
mech@feddit.org · 10 pts · 76d
Imagine you're getting on a boat to sail straight away from Florida, and then realize you're sailing towards Florida.
groet@feddit.org · 4 pts · 76d
If they conquer island florida, you could be in the middle of the ocean and every direction you go is Florida ....
The horror
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 76d
I love how you can tell that the person who made this knows three things about Florida, and two of them are Jimmy Buffett.
silver@das-eck.haus · 1 pts · 76d
But not how to spell his name lmao
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 76d
You know the best thing about long Florida is that they give the best Kentucky cock squeezes in the country. In case you didn't know, a Kentucky cock squeeze is when a man or woman gives you a handjob with nothing but the grease on their hands after eating a bucket of KFC.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 3 pts · 76d
I thought it was supposed to be a brother or sister and KFC grease.
frank@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 76d
Ah the ol Alabama squeezin'
nullify3112@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 76d
Double Ended Florida. Is it ribbed? Does it have a bidet?
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 76d
Poor Tallahassee lost capital status
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 76d
"French Florida" got me fucking rolling. Holy shit.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 77d
Flouroboros
chocrates@piefed.world · 4 pts · 76d
Please God no. La is bad enough don't make me florida.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 76d
Now build a low-clearance bridge from the Yucatan to Key West.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 4 pts · 76d
Somewhat reminds me of that "Golden Circle" empire that some pre-american-civil-war slavers wanted to try to make
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d
Knights of the Golden Circle were also a post-bellum insurgency group
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 76d
The map reminds me of Sid Meier's Pirates.
How is that still the best pirate game?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 76d
I presume they kicked out all the black people when they renamed New Orleans to New Tampa
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 76d
Long long Florida need a Long Long MaaaAAAAaaaaan!!!!
yesman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 76d
Gulf of long Florida.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 76d
It was all Florida all along...
Sparhawk@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 76d
FloReachAroundia!
silver@das-eck.haus · 2 pts · 76d
All hail Emperor Buffett
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d
Cheeseburger in Paradise
marcos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 76d
Oh, have the decency of taking the part of the island that helps closing the circumference...
OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 76d
Looks like Florida is still around 90 miles from Cuba.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 76d
I got invited to Camper Van for vacation this year.
homes@piefed.world · 1 pts · 76d
Evil Emperor are most often defeated via assassination. Take from that what you owe.
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 76d
Ah yes, the Golden Circle of Florida