Boy sure bought a lot of gender-affirming care to get away from this. I wonder if he's sees this chinless, hairless, loser when he's tweaking on ketamine and staring into the bathroom mirror.
If he had a benevolent facial expression instead of a creepy one, he'd look normal. Maybe not pretty, but it'd be the kind of face you could find pretty if you were fond of the person it is attached to.
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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 80 pts · 100d
Look at all those superior genes.
Peak perfection.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 100d
More proof that you're not ugly, you're just poor.
MML@sh.itjust.works · 45 pts · 100d
I know I'm not ugly, but Elon Musk was and still is.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 98d
HumbleExaggeration@feddit.org · 36 pts · 100d
Somehow he looks more human to me back then
jaaake@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 100d
spacehulk@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 99d
Boy sure bought a lot of gender-affirming care to get away from this. I wonder if he's sees this chinless, hairless, loser when he's tweaking on ketamine and staring into the bathroom mirror.
Loser.
plyth@feddit.org · 7 pts · 99d
Bodyshaming never hurts the insulted.
stoy@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 100d
I mean, take the money, crop the photo slightly along the edge, thus making a new picture, not covered by the agreement.
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 100d
I imagine Musk has the lawyers to write up a contract to cover those contingencies. Still immensely stupid to even try.
stoy@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 100d
You are probably right, though it would be fun to argue at what point does the picture stop being the same picture, how much do you have to edit?
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 100d
Theseus' PNG.
Infinite@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 100d
Dude. TIFF of Theseus.
Or 'Shop of Theseus, for a more layered joke.
redknight942@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 100d
cries in gimp
Infinite@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 99d
The Gimp of Theseus is a totally different experiment. ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
then_three_more@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 100d
Ask AI to do the crop. It's 100% not the same picture, just an AI generation in the same style.
MML@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 100d
Could also just feed into AI
Strider@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 100d
There's a Mastercard joke in there somewhere.
You can pay for your looks all you want but being recognizable as a reckless Nazi...priceless
SoupBrick@pawb.social · 14 pts · 100d
https://www.cnn.com/videos/business/2021/01/07/elon-musk-gets-his-mclaren-supercar-1999-vault-orig.cnn
Sabata11792@ani.social · 13 pts · 100d
I didn't get my 43 billion.
StillAlive@piefed.world · 12 pts · 100d
What a fucking dweeb
plutopos@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 100d
If he had a benevolent facial expression instead of a creepy one, he'd look normal. Maybe not pretty, but it'd be the kind of face you could find pretty if you were fond of the person it is attached to.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 100d
His general head area would still give testicle vibes, I think.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 100d
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 100d
I mean that's what he hoped for, but this is the internet